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Kate & Wills are having a baby.

William of Walworth said:
You really don't get dylans rant at all do you? Nor do you get why it's getting 'liked' here.

It's not just any average couple and baby is it?. A normal, non-aristo couple on average income or less, and lacking any particular privileges, wouldn't have a vilely sycophantic shitestorm of media worship, hype and trivia sprayed all over them in nauseatingly arselicking Mail/Sun/etc headlines and BBC Witchellisms for months on end would they?

You like tacky kitch cups and mugs and all that malarkey it seems,. so you're scarcely very objective. No-one's trying to 'ban' you from liking royalty and all that, but at least make some effort to understand what's motivating the discerning minority who don't share your arselicking ... I mean perspective :D


Just getting pointlessly pissed off with us lamp-post measurers ;) will get you nowhere ...
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'Tacky Kitch'? I'll have you know that some of that porcelain will, in a about a hundred years, be some of the most treasured possessions in 'Cash in the attic'. I'm just trying to represent the will of the people, it's called free speech in case you were too stoned to realise. Commies like you should wake up and smell the beverage. The Royal family, love 'em or hate 'em are with us to stay. Unless you're suggesting some kind of ....I'm not even going to say it. Anyway this isn't about you, your lamp post measurer, commie mates and it's not about me. It's about a baby, a royal baby, well a royal foetus really and well oh fuck it! I'm really upset now. And that 'dylans' fella should be fucking ashamed and so should you. Scum. That's it. God save our gracious, noble, foetus.
 
what a ridiculous rant - you're obviously bored that Palestinian baiting/dying season has ended for another 12 months. Won't be long to wait for the next one!!

dylans said:
I fucking hate Royal pregnancies and royal births and royal babies most of all. I hate them more than fucking jubilees or fucking weddings or fucking coronations or fucking funerals. I hate them more than the fucking royal visits to ever so grateful ex colonies, more than the bored expressions and plastic fixed smiles on their fucking ugly mugs as they sit through yet another grass skirt dance routine by some fucking half submerged pacific island tribe, more than the stupid flag waving, bunting hanging or tacky souvenir collecting that follows their every step, even more than the collectors edition minted coins and porcelain plates with their grotesque enamelled faces staring out from living room sideboards. More than the forelock tugging, vomit inducing, front page tabloid articles and obsessive dissection of every irrelevant uninteresting detail of their unbelievably, indescribably, banal and tedious lives. More than the cretinous fascination with their wardrobe , even more than the ludicrous obsequious slaving over every fucking thing they do and the pretence that cutting a fucking ribbon or waving at some idiotic crowd of worshipping gullible fools is some kind masterful accomplishment worthy of our wonder and gratitude.

Of all of this nauseating drivel, the baby stories are the worst. Not only are we expected to celebrate the achievement of some privileged useless fucking toff in getting herself up the duff,an act for which we should all be eternally fucking enraptured but worse than that, we are meant to celebrate the fact that, by pure luck, by sheer chance, this grotty little sprog is going to be born into a life of unbelievable, indescribable, privilege and wealth. A life that we are not only obliged to pay for but are expected to rejoice over.
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gunneradt said:
what a ridiculous rant - you're obviously bored that Palestinian baiting/dying season has ended for another 12 months. Won't be long to wait for the next one!!
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I bet you love those little "and finally" bits on the news don't you. You know, the little stories where William tours a local bakery and puts on one of those hair nets and pretends to roll pastry for the cameras or the ones where some old dear hands Kate a soggy bouquet of wilting flowers after waiting in the pouring rain for 5 hours and Kate shakes her hand and nods understandingly while pretending to give a flying fuck about whatever inane drivel she is spouting or the ones where they visit some run down inner city youth club and pretend to play pool with a bunch of spotty teenagers on work experience schemes. I bet you lap them up. I bet you say things like "oh she's so hardworking" or "he's such an inspiration"
 
dylans said:
I bet you love those little "and finally" bits on the news don't you. You know, the little stories where William tours a local bakery and puts on one of those hair nets and pretends to roll pastry for the cameras or the ones where some old dear hands Kate a soggy bouquet of wilting flowers after waiting in the pouring rain for 5 hours and Kate shakes her hand and nods understandingly while pretending to give a flying fuck about whatever inane drivel she is spouting or the ones where they visit some run down inner city youth club and pretend to play pool with a bunch of spotty teenagers on work experience schemes. I bet you lap them up. I bet you say things like "oh she's so hardworking" or "he's such an inspiration"
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Strangely enough I dont cconcern myself with any of it. Nor do I tie myself up with hatred of the Royal family.
 
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It’s a good job the Daily Mail didn’t go over the top with its coverage yesterday – just a modest 13 pages.

Yes, 13 fucking pages with each successive one spouting more drivel than the last. And it’s only just started. I’m not sure how much more of this I can take. I didn’t give a fuck about the royal baby on Monday but I give even less of a fuck with each passing day.
 
happie chappie said:
It’s a good job the Daily Mail didn’t go over the top with its coverage yesterday – just a modest 13 pages.

Yes, 13 fucking pages with each successive one spouting more drivel than the last. And it’s only just started. I’m not sure how much more of this I can take. I didn’t give a fuck about the royal baby on Monday but I give even less of a fuck with each passing day.
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I'm glad they published the open letter from Kirsty Allsop to the Duchess of Cambridge, I was surprised and delighted to see that Kirsty recommended that early in pregnancy one should go easy on oneself. Eat simple foods and let your husband take care of you. Aw.

Also I feel so much better about the country now that I have read an analysis of what would happen should the Duchess turn out to pregnant with twins.
 
Lord Camomile said:
To be fair, short of matricide how's he a failure for his mum not dying yet?
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it's not about him being a failure, as you'd have discerned if you'd bothered to read my post. It's about him feeling that he's a failure.

Really, Cam. I expect better of our nation's elite!
 
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