Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[JHE]

It's a day late, apparently.

It was all going OK until someone mentioned labour. The duchess then insisted that one of the chamber maids should do it for her.

 

[William of Walworth]

Many more of my colleagues are royalty lovers than not. This week at work, or whichever week it pops out, isn't going to be fun.

 

[Ranbay]

It will be born on Thursday FACT

 

[JHE]

Many more of my colleagues are royalty lovers than not. This week at work, or whichever week it pops out, isn't going to be fun.

Don't take it so hard, Will. Lots of people are monarchists. We all know that. Some are right soppy Windsor-worshippers. We know that too. It's OK. Have fun: take the piss. Just try to do it gently at first.

 

[Firky]

Have they had it?

Not really bothered I just secretly hope it's another bairn that'll come out looking like James Hewitt.

 

[frogwoman]

I don't recon Will has been cuckolded.

 

[lizzieloo]

I think it's a cushion.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I think it's a cushion.

This morning a colleague in all seriousness suggested it was fake, saying that Kate apparently can't have children so Wills has fathered with a surrogate.

Didn't have much explanation of where this was all coming from, of course.

 

[5t3IIa]

This morning a colleague in all seriousness suggested it was fake, saying that Kate apparently can't have children so Wills has fathered with a surrogate.

Didn't have much explanation of where this was all coming from, of course.

Press for an explanation Suggest stuff, leading stuff "Perhaps Kim Kardashian had two babies... one for Wills...?" and raise your eyebrows and nod encouragingly.

 

[Firky]

I don't recon Will has been cuckolded.

 

[happie chappie]

I’ve just checked in my diary and I’m still not giving a fuck about the royal baby.

I don’t think this is going to change over the course of the next few days.

If anything, I’ll not be giving a fuck more intensely and more often as the birth approaches.

I’ll let you know.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Press for an explanation Suggest stuff, leading stuff "Perhaps Kim Kardashian had two babies... one for Wills...?" and raise your eyebrows and nod encouragingly.

Apparently it's the longest period between a Royal wedding and the announcement of their first child ("usually six months after the wedding"). There also seems to be some suggestion that she's had trouble conceiving in the past, though I've no idea where this comes from because it would either suggest that she was trying to get pregnant before she married or that she had trouble conceiving since getting married, and seeing as that was only a little over two years ago she can only have been trying for a year or so, which I don't believe is that long to suggest "difficulty", is it?

 

[pissflaps]

is this the thread where i let people who don't give a fuck know i don't give a fuck about something i think everyone else gives a fuck about?

 

[William of Walworth]

Don't take it so hard, Will. Lots of people are monarchists. We all know that. Some are right soppy Windsor-worshippers. We know that too. It's OK. Have fun: take the piss. Just try to do it gently at first.

Oh, it's not too much of a deal, I'll just have to leave them to their nauseating sentimentality ...

 

[William of Walworth]

This morning a colleague in all seriousness suggested it was fake, saying that Kate apparently can't have children so Wills has fathered with a surrogate.

Didn't have much explanation of where this was all coming from, of course.

Conspiranoidworld ...

 

[5t3IIa]

Apparently it's the longest period between a Royal wedding and the announcement of their first child ("usually six months after the wedding"). There also seems to be some suggestion that she's had trouble conceiving in the past, though I've no idea where this comes from because it would either suggest that she was trying to get pregnant before she married or that she had trouble conceiving since getting married, and seeing as that was only a little over two years ago she can only have been trying for a year or so, which I don't believe is that long to suggest "difficulty", is it?

Don't be reasonable at me, mate!

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

is this the thread where i let people who don't give a fuck know i don't give a fuck about something i think everyone else gives a fuck about?

Fucked if I know.

 

[happie chappie]

is this the thread where i let people who don't give a fuck know i don't give a fuck about something i think everyone else gives a fuck about?

You’ve had it easy.

I’ve been not giving a fuck since the Royal engagement and right through the whole wedding saga.

That’s over two years of not giving a fuck - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I’m knackered. I’m not sure just how much more of not giving a fuck I can take.

I just want it all to be over so I can concentrate on not giving a fuck about something else.

 

[pissflaps]

You’ve had it easy.

I’ve been not giving a fuck since the Royal engagement and right through the whole wedding saga.

That’s over two years of not giving a fuck - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I’m knackered. I’m not sure just how much more of not giving a fuck I can take.

I just want it all to be over so I can concentrate on not giving a fuck about more important things.

there's gotta be some way we can get that on a t-shirt

 

[Frances Lengel]

Never mind a baby, the cool kids are having a gang bang

 

[UrbaneFox]

there's gotta be some way we can get that on a t-shirt

A link to this thread. http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/kate-wills-are-having-a-baby.302952/page-12

 

[Dillinger4]

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[Reno]

I think it's a cushion.

I'd love it if a cushion were next in line to the throne. It would make almost no difference anyway.

 

[aqua]

.

I can't believe I clicked that link. What the actual fuck?

 

[Reno]

...and if it becomes king, they could get a pupeteer to animate it for public appearances.

 

[JHE]

There is always a cushion on the throne. Otherwise, it would be too hard for the royal bottom.

 

[Dillinger4]

I can't believe I clicked that link. What the actual fuck?

I know. Mental. I sometimes enjoy reading conspiracy stuff just to see how mental they can be. It is always way more than you think.

I was reading something fairly sane about Jimmy Saville, clicked a few links and ended up there.

 

[JimW]

They have them in private hospitals so they can get the human-skin-alike onesie slipped on over the scales before David Icke gets a photo.

 

[quimcunx]

Apparently it's the longest period between a Royal wedding and the announcement of their first child ("usually six months after the wedding"). There also seems to be some suggestion that she's had trouble conceiving in the past, though I've no idea where this comes from because it would either suggest that she was trying to get pregnant before she married or that she had trouble conceiving since getting married, and seeing as that was only a little over two years ago she can only have been trying for a year or so, which I don't believe is that long to suggest "difficulty", is it?

Another view, and I know this is a bit radical, is that they decided to have a teeny bit of married life before trying for a baby.

 

[happie chappie]

Another view, and I know this is a bit radical, is that they decided to have a teeny bit of married life before trying for a baby.

It also assumes it's Kate who's had the "difficulty".

Perhaps her hubby's a Jaffa