Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[elbows]

The BBC are being rather presumptuous.

The royal baby will be born third in line and in direct succession to the throne.
He or she will one day be head of the armed forces, supreme governor of the Church of England and subsequently head of state of 16 countries.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Fuck the BBC.

 

[happie chappie]

Any news on who the father is?

 

[maldwyn]

Gawd bless 'em - better put up mi taxes don't want the wee one going without.

 

[stuff_it]

Ew really, sounds nasty I feel bad now.

It just translates as 'epic puking' in Latin.

 

[Diamond]

Well we can always rely on good old Ed Milliband to give an alternative opinion:

"Fantastic news for Kate, William and the country. A royal baby is something the whole nation will celebrate"

A "royal baby"....that's just ludicrous.

 

[FiFi]

It just translates as 'epic puking' in Latin.

Pretty much.
Enough for some women to require bed-rest, and needing an IV drip because they can't tolerate any food or fluid.

 

[Garek]

Yes, no one on the internet will be talking about it.

True. But at least I can take some small comfort in not paying for the BBC's smelling salts.

 

[IC3D]

Any news on who the father is?

If they're following tradition it would be Harry

 

[Ax^]

friend of mine is now completely screwed

he was born on the same day as william and is in a long term relationship with a kate

 

[Puddy_Tat]

aw Hope they name it something modern.

Princess Hashtag?

 

[fractionMan]

Princess Hashtag?

Prince HashBag

Which has a double meaning. It's also a Java Collections class created by the apache commons project. LOL.

 

[8ball]

That's next year's massive distraction sorted then - I guess it was either that or kill Brenda off...

 

[bi0boy]

I reckon they'll name it Jordan or Alfie

 

[JHE]

Rotherham Social Services have checked out the family and they are being allowed to keep the baby because Wills' granny's an enthusiastic supporter of multikulti.

 

[SpookyFrank]

But what does the man or woman on the street think? This is what the man or woman on the street really wants to know!

I suspect they mostly think, 'I'm homeless, I have more important things to worry about'.

 

[happie chappie]

friend of mine is now completely screwed

he was born on the same day as william and is in a long term relationship with a kate

If he looks like a balding inbred there will be loads of work as a William look-alike.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I reckon they'll name it Jordan or Alfie

I think it should be called Tyrion.

 

[junglevip]

Please bin this thread

 

[Schmetterling]

Wish machine cat was here

Whyyyy? What have I missed?

 

[DRINK?]

Tomorrow's Daily Express Headline.

IF ONLY DIANA WAS HERE.

 

[brogdale]

Any news on who the father is?

If he's Muslim she'd better cancel that CityBreak to Paris.

 

[Combustible]

And is expected to stay for several days?!?!?!!!

Is Philip fed up of this one already?

 

[gosub]

Give them a chance. I bet their reporters are busy vox-popping people as we speak. First they need to inform us of the reactions of the establishment. We've now been told that "David Cameron is delighted by the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are exepcting a baby. They will make wonderful parents"

Isn't that a bit American, baby shower stylee, thought we had more sense and waited til after the birth. A far more sensible approach in case of problems

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I have a feeling I'm going to wish over the next few months that I'd put some royal wedding sick bags aside...

 

[nastybobby]

Any news on who the father is?

 

[stuff_it]

Rotherham Social Services have checked out the family and they are being allowed to keep the baby because Wills' granny's an enthusiastic supporter of multikulti.

Grandfather a world renowned racist...

 

[gabi]

Still well within the first trimester. Just sayin.

 

[no-no]

This baby is more important than my baby and yours too.

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Still well within the first trimester. Just sayin.

Yeah. I think the announcement was kind of forced on them because of her being taken to hospital.