Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[not-bono-ever]

 

[fractionMan]

I may have mentioned before that someone I know said they were going to call their baby Algernon. So I laughed on cue.

She wasn't joking

The need flowers, or a mouse or something that makes more sense with this reference.

I'm not giving up my day job here.

 

[Ungrateful]

Are we sure it's his? I want video evidence of them doing it before we have to cough up for another palace.... (on second thoughts...)

 

[mrsfran]

ACTIVATE NICHOLAS WITCHELL.

 

[Gerry1time]

I read something in Metro last week about how a member of the public gave him a baby grow on a walkabout and he said "I'll keep that". Wondered why Metro were making such a big deal of the story, I guess it had leaked but was under injunction.

 

[bi0boy]

We might get another extra bank holiday out of it.

 

[Manter]

Are we sure it's his? I want video evidence of them doing it before we have to cough up for another palace.... (on second thoughts...)

Eyw! Eyw! Triple eyw!

 

[Mr.Bishie]

ACTIVATE NICHOLAS WITCHELL.

This'll be the only fucking news the BBC will be banging on about!

 

[plurker]

And she goes into hospital for morning sickness?

"this afternoon" - so at least they're going NHS

 

[Flanflinger]

Good luck to them.

 

[Dan U]

This'll be the only fucking news the BBC anyone will be banging on about!

fixed for you.

i bet Number 10 are rushing out 'bad news' stories as we speak.

 

[IC3D]

Cue 5 pages of people saying "I don't care/they're all parasites".

 

[bi0boy]

And she goes into hospital for morning sickness?

More likely she did a Duke of Edinburgh because she wanted to get away from the media for a while.

 

[Flanflinger]

This'll be the only fucking news the BBC will be banging on about!

Other news channels are available.

 

[DotCommunist]

first the pictures him bumfingering Kate published in that french magazine and now this. Its all happened so fast.

I wonder if it'll get a mini crown?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Other news channels are available.

Thanks for that

 

[yardbird]

On the bbc news page it appeared, and under the main bit it said:
Profile: The Duchess of Cambridge

I thought how many?
Will it be every day or week or month?
Will one image be overlaid on the previous one?

...... oh, Profile not profile
I had it in my mind "The changing profile of pregnancy or how big is your tum?"

 

[friedaweed]

I feel sorry for the kid already. It's only a matter of time before Charlie get's his crown and Kate get's offed

 

[imposs1904]

I'm happy for them. Now, can they just go and fuck off.

 

[Gerry1time]

I hope it's a boy and they christen him Tubby. I'd be much happier knowing King Tubby was going to prevent iration in the nation.

 

[Balbi]

Harry's booking his Vega apartment FOREVER.

 

[Schmetterling]

Yayyy. I think it's niiiiiice.

 

[bi0boy]

The fucking BBC News channel ticker!

"St James's Palace: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that the Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby"

"The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are said to be delighted at the news"

 

[Lord Camomile]

But what does the man or woman on the street think? This is what the man or woman on the street really wants to know!

 

[Garek]

Looks like I cancelled my television licence and binned the aerial at the just the right time.

 

[bi0boy]

But what does the man or woman on the street think? This is what the man or woman on the street really wants to know!

Give them a chance. I bet their reporters are busy vox-popping people as we speak. First they need to inform us of the reactions of the establishment. We've now been told that "David Cameron is delighted by the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are exepcting a baby. They will make wonderful parents"

 

[mrsfran]

Looks like I cancelled my television licence and binned the aerial at the just the right time.

Yes, no one on the internet will be talking about it.

 

[Diamond]

That's just so lovely.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple.

Thank god that benefits are still available, helping everyday families like the Windsors to raise their young children in a manner that will generally benefit the wider nation.

Heartwarming.

 

[bi0boy]

Well we can always rely on good old Ed Milliband to give an alternative opinion:

"Fantastic news for Kate, William and the country. A royal baby is something the whole nation will celebrate"

 

[AKA pseudonym]

Can we still ignore threads??