Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[SovietArmy]

ITV News have managed 15 minutes of absolutely no news so far, including reporting from Buck Palace where there's even less fuck all happening.

The royal reporter just reported that there was a taxi nearby, but it wasn't for them.

Are you still watching ITV news?

 

[cdg]

Nothing else exists today, silly! ; )

I don't know! C4 opened with the Syrian civil war but as we speak they have cut to St. Mary's

 

[Looby]

I don't know! C4 opened with the Syrian civil war but as we speak they have cut to St. Mary's

I don't think Syria has been mentioned once on the beeb ffs.

 

[bi0boy]

I don't think Syria has been mentioned once on the beeb ffs.

Do they have a new royal baby, a future king, born this week?

I bet they don't.

 

[ViolentPanda]

C'mon Prince Joffrey...

That'd be a bit like saying "my parents are really brother and sister" though, wouldn't it?

And where's the cool dwarf uncle?

 

[bi0boy]

I wish it was like the old days when say, Prince Harry perhaps supported by the Dukes of Gloucester and Suffolk would assert his claim to throne, and they'd fight it out with forces loyal to William in the fields around Milton Keynes, Charles having succumbed to plague after the Queen dies.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Brenda isn't very nice is she?

She only visited big Phil once when he was in hospital. Then they said she might not see the sprog because she was going on holiday and now she can't even get off her arse to go to the hospital to meet her great-grandson.

Lazy old bag.

TBF, she probably got her fill of the places from the number of hospitals she was dragged round during WW2.
And anyway, this is old hat to her. It's not like any of her other thousands of hatchlings' hatchlings haven't spawned previously!

 

[cdg]

DROP IT!!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I WAS RIGHT! A POLKA DOT DRESS

Fuck it, I should have put money on at the bookies

 

[ViolentPanda]

Do they have a new royal baby, a future king, born this week?

I bet they don't.

A future king, but currently the lowest tier of royalty - the ducal prince.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I wish it was like the old days when say, Prince Harry perhaps supported by the Dukes of Gloucester and Suffolk would assert his claim to throne, and they'd fight it out with forces loyal to William in the fields around Milton Keynes, Charles having succumbed to plague after the Queen dies.

Only if they're fighting it out 17th-century stylee, though. Cavalry and muskets.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

"Show us his tail!"

 

[cdg]

I WAS RIGHT! A POLKA DOT DRESS

Fuck it, I should have put money on at the bookies

I thought you said green dress?

 

[Gingerman]

New member of the Royal family being presented to the World....

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I thought you said green dress?

I said either green or polka dot.

Diana wore a green polka dot one so I figured she'd wear one or the other or both

Blue's nearly green, so I reckon I scored well

 

[purenarcotic]

 

[miss direct]

This is all making me broody.

 

[Looby]

I WAS RIGHT! A POLKA DOT DRESS

Fuck it, I should have put money on at the bookies

You're a genius Minnie!

 

[Looby]

A Facebook friend just posted-
'What a cutie, he even waved to his public'

HIS PUBLIC? Do me a favour!

I will say though, much as I despise the institution, William actually seems quite sweet.

Still first against the wall with the rest of them but he's probably a nice bloke.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You're a genius Minnie!

It just comes naturally, there's not a lot I can do about it

However, a true genius would have been down the bookies

*googles what Diana was wearing when Harry was born*

 

[cdg]

Susie Boniflace thank you... the commotion around the royal birth ''is uninteresting, hysterical and unnecessary''.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

A Facebook friend just posted-
'What a cutie, he even waved to his public'

Get rid of your friend

 

[miss direct]

erm, probably nothing, or a gown?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

erm, probably nothing, or a gown?

When OUR prince was presented to US, HIS people

*gags*

 

[miss direct]

I know you have an image of OUR naked royals pushing now.

 

[SovietArmy]

BBC claimed that 80% are support Royal family. Ah just interesting is that correct answer.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I know you have an image of naked royals pushing now.

I'm about to get my dinner out the oven

 

[Ranbay]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, watching all this footage makes me really want a Range Rover.

 

[William of Walworth]

Brian Reade in the Mirror doesn't piss about

I guess you would have to be a Republican like me to feel the severity of the pain drilling into your brain right now.
For millions of Britons, being asked to celebrate that a stranger is being born into a life of the highest privilege just because a sperm of a royal fertilised an upper middle-class woman’s egg, is as jarring as it is baffling.
We wince at this blanket coverage of mentally challenged goons standing outside a hospital, or staring through palace gates, waiting for news about the birth of a prince they will never meet, apart from to tug their forelock at (and that’s just the royal correspondents).

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Brian Reade in the Mirror doesn't piss about

Not as savage as this one yesterday

http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/kate-wills-are-having-a-baby.302952/page-19#post-12422108