Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Tower Hill?

Tower of London I meant. I was reading about Brixton Hill at the same time, so Hill came out instead of London

 

[weltweit]

lol

have we got a name yet

Gunther
Michael
Bernhard
Jurgen

 

[editor]

The whole fucking lunchtime news was about this fucking baby.

 

[5t3IIa]

Tower of London I meant. I was reading about Brixton Hill at the same time, so Hill came out instead of London

Same difference, buddy

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Same difference, buddy

Yes, I know, but just in case someone decided to get nitpicky

 

[J Ed]

Thousands of brainless people begging to be controlled and enslaved gather outside Iguana Palace to celebrate 'royal' baby and the next generation of Windsor parasites squeezing them dry lol

 

[Santino]

Building at Holborn Circus

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Notice the canvas lower down, with the word 'Capricorn' on it? Obviously a reference to Capricorn One, the film which gave a 'fictional' account of a faked space expedition. What are they trying to tell us? Why the delay in announcing the birth? Why has so much attention been given to how quickly Middleton will recover her figure?

 

[5t3IIa]

Notice the canvas lower down, with the word 'Capricorn' on it? Obviously a reference to Capricorn One, the film which gave a 'fictional' account of a faked space expedition. What are they trying to tell us? Why the delay in announcing the birth? Why has so much attention been given to how quickly Middleton will recover her figure?

It's also a gentle, easy set up for it being stabbed to death in a garden in 2023.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Notice the canvas lower down, with the word 'Capricorn' on it? Obviously a reference to Capricorn One, the film which gave a 'fictional' account of a faked space expedition. What are they trying to tell us? Why the delay in announcing the birth? Why has so much attention been given to how quickly Middleton will recover her figure?

Has anyone added any numbers together yet to come up with 9/11?

4.24pm on 22.07.2013

I'm no good at maths so someone else will have to do it

 

[8ball]

Has anyone added any numbers together yet to come up with 9/11?

Or 666.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Or 666.

The last three digits of my birthdate are 666 I'll have you know

 

[8ball]

The last three digits of my birthdate are 666 I'll have you know

You were born in 1666?

You're looking well, considering.

 

[Citizen66]

The last three digits of my birthdate are 666 I'll have you know

and my national insurance number.

 

[8ball]

and my national insurance number.

Then there's that funny birthmark on my thigh...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You were born in 1666?

You're looking well, considering.

Thank you kindly

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

and my national insurance number.

What's the rest of it?

 

[Sprocket.]

I cannot begin to imagine what all these deluded fools stood outside Betty Windsor's are thinking.
Their free time would be better spent checking on those lonely old folk at the end of their street, or helping that family that cannot cope, or something worthwhile.
No, we will go and fawn at our master's bidding.
Hate it.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Has anyone added any numbers together yet to come up with 9/11?

4.24pm on 22.07.2013

I'm no good at maths so someone else will have to do it

The numbers add up to 27. 2+7 = 9
If you divide 27 by itself, you get 1
But if you do it twice...

 

[8ball]

I cannot begin to imagine what all these deluded fools stood outside Betty Windsor's are thinking.

I think part of it is declaring themselves as different to you.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The numbers add up to 27. 2+7 = 9
If you divide 27 by itself, you get 1
But if you do it twice...

I knew someone would make it work

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The gun salutes would be a lot better and quicker if they all fired at once I reckon

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I cannot begin to imagine what all these deluded fools stood outside Betty Windsor's are thinking.
Their free time would be better spent checking on those lonely old folk at the end of their street, or helping that family that cannot cope, or something worthwhile.
No, we will go and fawn at our master's bidding.
Hate it.

Knitting booties for a kid who (a) doesn't need them, (b) doesn't want them, (c) won't ever wear them, (d) won't ever see them, (e) won't ever be aware that they exist, and (f) wouldn't give a shit if it did.

Give a shit about the kids being born to people without a pot to piss in, no support network, no family. Not the little leech with the publicly funded "Fuck You, Public" babygrows.

 

[Citizen66]

What's the rest of it?

Why are you going to employ me?

 

[Lord Camomile]

22.07

Add the first 2 to 7 = 9
Then add the second 2 to that = 11

Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuun.

 

[Lord Camomile]

The gun salutes would be a lot better and quicker if they all fired at once I reckon

Hang on, they're not firing all at once?!

Well that's a whole lot less spectacular! "Hey, see that thing we just did? Well get ready for 60 more of that exact same thing"

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Why are you going to employ me?

Are you any good at cooking and cleaning?

 

[5t3IIa]

Hang on, they're not firing all at once?!

Well that's a whole lot less spectacular! "Hey, see that thing we just did? Well get ready for 60 more of that exact same thing"

We've missed it now

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

22.07

Add the first 2 to 7 = 9
Then add the second 2 to that = 11

Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuun.

But you haven't used the 1 or 3. You have to use all the numbers (my rules!)

 

[Lord Camomile]

We've missed it now

Well we wouldn't if they'd all been fired at once. They'd have heard it across the nation.

And let's face it, some of those upstarts need to be reminded of a thing or two about where the power base lies

 

[Lord Camomile]

But you haven't used the 1 or 3. You have to use all the numbers (my rules!)

I'm pretty sure you traditionally make the evidence fit the theory, not the other way round.

In which case, I also missed out the third 2. Wait, there are three 2s. So 222. And what's 3 x 222...?

e2a: also, I used the numbers from one calendar date to get another calendar date - there's a purity to that that cannot be denied!