Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[cdg]

Sucking on the tit of the British people.

 

[cdg]

Sucking on the tit of the British people.

Not forgetting, who gives a fuck.

 

[gosub]

Prince Truman

 

[Sprocket.]

Prince Rupert of the Rhine II.

 

[Citizen66]

Are you any good at cooking and cleaning?

No.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Prince Cuntlugs.

 

[The Octagon]

C'mon Prince Joffrey...

 

[bi0boy]

Prince

 

[JimW]

Prince is a grand name for an alsation.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh my God, so much excitement. There's a taxi waiting to take the in-laws away

For those not watching, it is a blue taxi. There is a driver in it. Did I mention it was blue.

 

[pissflaps]

i have to say, this entire affair has been extremely hard to masturbate to.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i have to say, this entire affair has been extremely hard to masturbate to.

Maybe if they'd sent Pippa in. Now where's she today? She's normally where all the press action is

 

[bi0boy]

It's suspicious we haven't seen it yet. Maybe it's mixed race and they're searching for a changeling.

 

[pissflaps]

or ginger

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

They have now got into the blue taxi and the blue taxi is driving off. Words were said to the press, but as I have the sound off, I've no idea if these words were exciting or not

The taxi is a blue black cab.

What excitement is next I wonder.

 

[Looby]

Brenda isn't very nice is she?

She only visited big Phil once when he was in hospital. Then they said she might not see the sprog because she was going on holiday and now she can't even get off her arse to go to the hospital to meet her great-grandson.

Lazy old bag.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Brenda isn't very nice is she?

She only visited big Phil once when he was in hospital. Then they said she might not see the sprog because she was going on holiday and now she can't even get off her arse to go to the hospital to meet her great-grandson.

Lazy old bag.

Well, I can see her point really. I'd rather go on holiday than watch that circus

 

[Looby]

Well, I can see her point really. I'd rather go on holiday than watch that circus

But she's going to sodding Scotland not on a world cruise. She's always on bloody holiday anyway.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

But she's going to sodding Scotland not on a world cruise. She's always on bloody holiday anyway.

Yes, but Scotland's due some thunderstorms, which are more exciting than babies

 

[cdg]

Prince is a grand name for an alsation.

A meal fit for a prince... here boy.

 

[pissflaps]

BREAKING NEWS: Kate pregnant again!

 

[cdg]

BREAKING NEWS: Kate pregnant again!

who gives a fuck... again.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

ITV News have managed 15 minutes of absolutely no news so far, including reporting from Buck Palace where there's even less fuck all happening.

The royal reporter just reported that there was a taxi nearby, but it wasn't for them.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Jesus, they're still going! They just reported with no trace of irony that people kept coming up and asking them why they were reporting from Kensington Palace.

 

[cdg]

Well you're all watching it instead of watching Hollyoaks

 

[Looby]

Nicholas Witchell is such a pompous twat.
Someone needs to remind him that he's not a member of the firm, he's paid to follow them around and fawn all over them.

 

[Looby]

Well you're all watching it instead of watching Hollyoaks

I tried to watch Hollyoaks a couple of weeks ago, I didn't understand anything and turned it off.

 

[purenarcotic]

Well you're all watching it instead of watching Hollyoaks

I was hoping we might get some news that wasn't royal baby related. You know, proper news.

God knows why I was so hopeful.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Well you're all watching it instead of watching Hollyoaks

To be fair, it is actually better than Hollyoaks.

 

[Looby]

I was hoping we might get some news that wasn't royal baby related. You know, proper news.

God knows why I was so hopeful.

Nothing else exists today, silly! ; )