Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[Buckaroo]

I WAS RIGHT! A POLKA DOT DRESS

Fuck it, I should have put money on at the bookies

Some funerals coming up Minnie, Liz and Phil the greek, get yer shit together and give us some info. Dates, dresses, anything we can fucking bet on! We'll all be loaded!

 

[William of Walworth]

Not as savage as this one yesterday

http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/kate-wills-are-having-a-baby.302952/page-19#post-12422108

Yes I did see that and liked -- could hardly believe it got in

But was it only online in the Mirror, or in the printed edition too ....

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Some funerals coming up Minnie, Liz and Phil the greek, get yer shit together and give us some info. Dates, dresses, anything we can fucking bet on! We'll all be loaded!

OK, I'm going to go for... wait for it... *does mysterious things with hands*.... it's coming to me...

Put your money on








































BLACK!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yes I did see that and liked -- could hardly believe it got in

But was it only online in the Mirror, or in the printed edition too ....

That's why I cut and paste it, in case it was pulled

Haven't looked in the printed edition. Hang on a 'sec, I'll have a look

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Susie Boniflace thank you... the commotion around the royal birth ''is uninteresting, hysterical and unnecessary''.

Try asking her about the necessity of death knocks - genuine intrusion into personal grief. Tabloid scum who has managed to gain a little bit of fame.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Other theories claim a thunder storm kick-started the contractions."

LOL

When you sing along, take out 'heart', and substitute 'vag'.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Nah, can't see it in the printed edition

 

[William of Walworth]

Oh well, not that surprising I spose. But good on the Mirror anyway -- they've had a lot of mainstream royal drivel sure ( ) but they must know a significant minority of their readers are anti or at least indifferent (more so than with Sun readership?), to include even just two articles like those ...

 

[Dogsauce]

Fortunately Phil the Greek will keel over fairly soon, so we can just use the lamppost allocated to him to string up the new guy when we get round to it. Nice and easy.

 

[Buckaroo]

Prediction. Phil the Greek snuffs it 17th August. You heard it here first. Get yer bets on.

 

[cdg]

Try asking her about the necessity of death knocks - genuine intrusion into personal grief. Tabloid scum who has managed to gain a little bit of fame.

I don't know her personally and rarely read the newspapers. Can't you just give me a quick rundown and I'll take it at face value.

 

[maya]

Scroungers, the lot...

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

I don't know her personally and rarely read the newspapers. Can't you just give me a quick rundown and I'll take it at face value.

She's the journo who is the former semi-anonymous tweeter/blogger known as FleetStreetFox. She has opinions for money.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I wonder whether its worth a new thread to discuss whether As Yet Unnamed Third In Line To The Throne will ever actually get to be king? Assuming William ascends at some point, he's probably got another 60 years in him, so it will be pushing 2070 by the time this new one gets to be monarch - will we still have a monarchy by then? Or even a kingdom to rule?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Prime Minister Stephen Harper said the arrival of the newest member of the Royal Family and future sovereign of Canada is a "delight," and that he and all Canadians offer "heartfelt congratulations to the royal couple."
On Twitter, MP Justin Trudeau said, "Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on the arrival of their first son!"




And on Parliament Hill, Ottawa will recognize the birth by illuminating Peace Tower with blue light. Toronto's CN Tower will do the same, as will Niagara Falls. The landmarks will be lit blue on Monday evening.
Minister of Heritage and Official Languages Shelly Glover told the CBC's Evan Solomon "the little prince is someone we anxiously wait to see," during an interview on Power and Politics with Evan Solomon.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper hailed the arrival of "a future sovereign of Canada," and said he's looking forward to seeing the new son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

Official Canadian reaction.

Everybody loves a new baby; but, 'our future sovereign'?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Newsnight waffling on about how middle clarse the new brat will be.

Oh fuck off.

 

[happie chappie]

You lot are so fucking miserable. Get a life!

It's great news! I've just got caught up with the "whole nation coming together to congratulate William and Kate" thing and I've celebrated like mad*









* When I say celebrate I mean I've just had a massive shit in honour of the new baby and wiped my arse with the front page of today's Daily Mail.

 

[Gingerman]

Urban desperatly needs a vomit smilley.....

 

[RedDragon]

I can't help but be a little irritated by the 'we're just a normal couple taking our baby home, look I even drive my own car' pantomime - just try not to focus on the security range rovers, police motorbike escort and the STAY BACK STAY BACK flashing lights

 

[cyprusclean]

Newsnight waffling on about how middle clarse the new brat will be.

Oh fuck off.

He's got good solid working class coal miner genes coursing through his veins.

I think it was the endless gushing about them being normal parents, just like other normal parents, that got me.

 

[cyprusclean]

In the end, I settled for the lesser of the evils, Nicholas Witchell, as I couldn't stand Kay Burley's voice.

 

[DotCommunist]

I want my free spoon

 

[weltweit]

I want my free spoon

The Uri Geller thread is over there ---->

 

[cdg]

I think it was Princess Anna said yesterday when asked about the birth ''It's nothing to do with me, but good news'' or something along those lines. Why would she say that?

 

[RedDragon]

I think it was Princess Anna said yesterday when asked about the birth ''It's nothing to do with me, but good news'' or something along those lines. Why would she say that?

perhaps she finds the 'family' a total embarrassment - after all she refused to give her own kids titles.

 

[Zabo]

Any of you lot remember the old "Spot The Ball" football competition? You had to guess where the ball was to win a few quid. I think we should have a modern version: Spot The Cretin. Use the picture shown on one of the earlier posts of them all outside Buck House. Lots to choose from.

As the twilight of my life hurtles towards me I truly despair at some of the cretins in this country. They are so fucking gullible. Education has clearly failed.

 

[Lord Camomile]

George. Kid's name is George.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have named their son George Alexander Louis, Kensington Palace has said.

So there ya go.

 

[Stigmata]

Named after?

 

[Delroy Booth]

How safe and Hannoverian of them. It's like feudal Kremlinology this.

 

[Gingerman]

So hes going to be called Gal Winsdor then.....