Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[cupid_stunt]

She's addressing the commons, with much laughter.

 

[Pickman's model]

Excellent.

you can hold off the email to the ombudsman

 

[paul russell999]

I can't remember a day like this since DLT resigned live on air in 1993

 

[Wilf]

Grauniad mentioning gove as the next Brexit secretary. Thus earning him a further level of hatred from the swivel eyed.

 

[Ranbay]

137 days till we do a Brexit

650 MP's

That's 4.7 MP's to resing each day.

 

[Ranbay]

Fish!

 

[Wilf]

Getting a bit congested in the check out aisle. Maybe they should move with the times and set a Brexit Self Checkout.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Brexit has become a bit desperado

 

[not-bono-ever]

they should take it easy

 

[danny la rouge]

they should take it easy

They’re running down the road trying to loosen their load.

 

[Pickman's model]

Brexit has become a bit desperado

 

[DotCommunist]

dont let the sound of resignations weigh you down

 

[danny la rouge]

Out of interest, how many Brexiteers left in cabinet? Aren’t they just leaving Remainers to run Brexit?

 

[DotCommunist]

'our' NHS ya cah. BUPA for certain over there

 

[Patteran]

It's coming to something when a strike-breaker is the least unpleasant branch of your family tree. Slán abhaile, Anne-Marie.



Also, possibly a noteworthy line in her letter - 'some would say well just agree the treaty as it is now & bin it later'. This Michael Collins approach has been suggested in the press as a possible Gove line - her reference seems to confirm it has been discussed (& her syntax suggests she couldn't get her speechwriter to answer the phone this morning).

 

[Badgers]

The fucking state of the British public

BBC Radio 5 Live listeners have been texting 85058 with their reaction to today's developments:

Alan said: "I’m with Mr Raab – we need to get out now and then start talking terms. I want to see the European negotiators do the panicking for a change."

And another texter said: "Well done Theresa May for actually getting an outline agreement with the EU. Keep up the good work, thanks for being one of the few people in parliament who’s actually doing her job."

European negotiators 'panicking' my fucking arse

 

[Pickman's model]

who could this be at the despatch box?

 

[Pickman's model]

It's coming to something when a strike-breaker is the least unpleasant branch of your family tree. Slán abhaile, Anne-Marie.



Also, possibly a noteworthy line in her letter - 'some would say well just agree the treaty as it is now & bin it later'. This Michael Collins approach has been suggested in the press as a possible Gove line - her reference seems to confirm it has been discussed (& her syntax suggests she couldn't get her speechwriter to answer the phone this morning).

fast forward to a latter-day béal na bláth

 

[Patteran]

fast forward to a latter-day béal na bláth

That's the crucial difference with this mob - there are no consequences. They just walk away, retire wealthy, die comfortably.

 

[bemused]

I'm watching Corbyn's statement - could someone tell Emily Thornberry to shut the fuck up.

 

[bemused]

Ian Blackford ..... boring git.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Suella Braverman gone now apparently (junior minister at DexEU)

next Tory leader will be...

I've lost all faith in Alex Chalk, so I'm throwing my weight behind Suella Braverman

Expect her name on that ballot, folks

 

[Gerry1time]

As someone posted on twitter in reply to that tweet...

 

[existentialist]

You can't hide/Your lying eyes

 

[Ranbay]

she just refused to talk about that Arron Banks fella.

 

[DotCommunist]

hammond in the background looking absolutely done in lol.

 

[Yossarian]

'I will bring it to Parliament and ask MPs to consider it in the national interest,' May said. 'The choice is clear. We can choose to leave with no deal. We can have no Brexit at all. Or we can choose to unite and support the best deal that can be negotiated.'

29 months on and she's just listing the same options as the "Is Brexit actually going to happen?" poll.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I guess further resignations are on hold, until after the Commons debate.

Should be interesting late afternoon & early evening.

 

[lizzieloo]

Can someone explain why May gets so much stick about this whole Brexit thing (without burning me to a crisp), when...

1. it was Cameron's idea, and when he didn't get the result he was expecting he slithered off to guffaw whith his chums in a wood paneled room somewhere.

2. She voted remain.

3. She's following the democratically chosen route against her own opinion.

This isn't all about negotiations, I started to wonder why people were giving her, personally, such a hard time right from the start.

Now don't get me wrong, she's clearly a cunt of the highest order, she's a tory politician, nuff said, but the "May, how dare you spoil everything" thing just makes no sense to me.

Be kind, I'm genuinely a bit

 

[Ranbay]

playing Candy Crush no doubt... on my tax monies