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Is Brexit actually going to happen?

Will we have a brexit?


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The 'May has got a deal sorted and is just pushing it to the wire to make sure her party supports it' theory is looking increasingly far-fetched. I think she's genuinely just a fucking idiot, incapable of comprehending the basic facts of the situation. If she really has engineered the present clusterfuck deliberately she'd better hope the endgame is worth abandoning all her credibility and most of her allies for.

I don’t think she’s doing gamesmanship. Seems like she’s just trying to muddle through a mess, which she’s failing at completely. I’m not sure Corbyn would be fairing much better, but the again Labour doesn’t have full on nutters like Rees Mogg, or a whole kitchen of knife sharpeners like Johnson, Davis and Gove.

She seems equally out of her depth, and at the same time a enduring masochist. Who would, by now, actively *want* to lead this shit show?

To unwind, I think she must spend an evening stabbing herself in the arm with a fork.
 
I think she’s secretly praying for a massive asteroid strike. We’ve all been there when we’ve not done our homework for the next day and it’s 11pm.

In 2010 I royally fucked up a group booking, whilst trying to work out how to resolve it/break the news to the client, the Icelandic volcano blew up and caused the worst disruption to European aviation since WW2. Hundreds of thousands of people had their travel plans thrown in to disarray as airspace was closed for five full days, including the outward date of my (non)group. Many people lost lots of money, failed to get to weddings, funerals and all sorts. I for one couldn't have been happier :)
 
I have we reached the point where Remoanery has been fully medicalised yet? I'm hoping to set up an expensive counselling service to cater to the traumas that Guardian readers are currently feeling.
 
I'm also pitching a Dr Who script where young professionals and hipsters feel themselves drawn to the fields of Armagh and encounter a strange forcefield. The Dr is played by the Continuity Jodie Whittaker.
 
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