Has the Queen died?

[Ax^]

Typical virgin

sorry?

 

[Spanner]

Sorry?

PICKMANS IS A TYPICAL VIRGIN

 

[Ax^]

fuck it i'm out

have fun people

 

[Spanner]

fuck it i'm out

have fun people

See ya

 

[Puddy_Tat]

fuck it i'm out

 

[Argonia]

Sorry?

Spanner you're just clogging up this thread the way the Windsors are clogging up the Republic. Are you one of her crack cocaine smoking obese servants busy having anal sex with rabbits and salamanders and luxury clothes addict Kate Middleton all day long? And have you got round to reading Thomas Middleton's "A Game At Chess" while servicing Duchess of Hearts Kate?

 

[Argonia]

any news ?

Not a peep on the BBC Snooze site. I am losing all patience and thinking it's time to take a leaf out of Blitzkrieg on the poor old Polish cavalry and the French outflanking in the Ardennes forest and drive a column of frenetic Panzers into Buckingham Palace for a jolly fun little Kesselschlact. . ACHTUNG! PANZER!

Or shall we finally be civilised and get her bundled into the police van for her trial and prison cell? Where on earth will the agony and trauma finally be over? And the powerhouse Republic finally be released to solve the twin perils of climate change and peak oil?

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[Argonia]

I have given up entirely with wrestling with this problem and have fallen in love with incredible anti-Nazi superstar Marlene Dietrich instead just like all those endless men and women fell in love with her in her extraordinary lifetime. And then there is Joan Crawford and Rita Hayworth and Gene Tierney and Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor and Barbara Eden and Doris Day and Greta Garbo and Helen Mirren and Brigitte Bardo and Ingmar Bergman and Myma Loy and Ingrid Pitt and Janet Suzman nd Sophia Loren and Jean Simmons and Marion Davies and Katherine Hepburn and Rhonda Fleming and Audrey Hepburn and Fran Drescher Mara Corday and Suzanne Pleschette and Lynda Carter and Carrie Fisher and Carole Lombard and Vivian Leigh and Leslie Caron and in a newer era Scarlett Johansson and Lana Del Rey. and Charlize Theron and Kate Winslet and all the rest. I better not tell my wife or she'll go ballistic again like a V2 rocket surging into London in the twilight collapsing years of the Nazi behemoth!

 

[Pickman's model]

Typical virgin

That's the weakest post I've ever seen on urban. The sort of guff that looks juvenile from a callow fumbling youth.

 

[krtek a houby]

See ya

See ya, Dan

 

[Spanner]

Spanner you're just clogging up this thread the way the Windsors are clogging up the Republic. Are you one of her crack cocaine smoking obese servants busy having anal sex with rabbits and salamanders and luxury clothes addict Kate Middleton all day long? And have you got round to reading Thomas Middleton's "A Game At Chess" while servicing Duchess of Hearts Kate?

No. I don’t smoke crack. Also, I’m neither obese, nor someone’s servant. I’ve never had anal sex (with a rabbit, or a salamander, or Kate Middleton). And thanks for the book recommendation which actually sounds right up my street!

 

[Spanner]

See ya, Dan

My name isn’t Dan. I’ve said that before.

 

[Spanner]

That's the weakest post I've ever seen on urban. The sort of guff that looks juvenile from a callow fumbling youth.

Oh dear. Pickman’s model doesn’t have a life outside of “on urban” and doesn’t realise that folks who don’t give a shit about their reputation “on urban” just say what they want

 

[Ax^]

Oh dear, dan is posting again

if only he could fuck off to hobbington

 

[Calamity1971]

My name isn’t Dan. I’ve said that before.

 

[Raheem]

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I once had occasion to repeatedly call after a child called Dan who was walking too fast. Some people behind me started to titter, and then it clicked.

It was a different Dan, though, not this one.

 

[Spanner]

Oh dear, dan is posting again

if only he could “fuck off to hobbington”

I’m enjoying being a minor celebrity called “dan” (not my name). Also, Hobbington?

 

[cyril_smear]

Oh dear. Pickman’s model doesn’t have a life outside of “on urban” and doesn’t realise that folks who don’t give a shit about their reputation “on urban” just say what they want

Correct

 

[cyril_smear]

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Get him later

 

[cyril_smear]

You need to take an hcn pill

That’s low. Really low; even for you.

 

[Ax^]

I’m enjoying being a minor celebrity called “dan” (not my name).

the old double buff

really dan

 

[Spanner]

the old double buff

really dan

I know you’re trying to get me to say, “I’M NOT DAN, YOU IDIOT … I’M JOHN”…but I’m neither.

 

[Raheem]

I know you’re trying to get me to say, “I’M NOT DAN, YOU IDIOT … I’M JOHN”…but I’m neither.

Yeah, sure John.

 

[Epona]

Around the time of the Coronation there was excitable talk in the British press about the start of a 'new Elizabethan age'. I bet soon after the Queen has gone the period covered by her reign will be widely referred to as something like that, just as people talk about Victorian and Edwardian times, the Regency etc. What kind of picture will be painted?

 

[Spanner]

Yeah, sure John.

Triple bluff… I’m Ringo

 

[krtek a houby]

My name isn’t Dan. I’ve said that before.

That's what they all say, Dan

 

[Spanner]

That's what they all say, Dan

That’s what all the non-Dans say. And I should know, being one of them.

 

[Ax^]

bit of an intervention

but really, stop trying to hard dan

 

[krtek a houby]

That’s what all the non-Dans say. And I should know, being one of them.

You're desperate, Dan

 

[Spanner]

You're desperate, Dan

Desperate for what?