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Has the Queen died?

You've given it your all and your worst insult is an utter flop. You couldn't insult your way out of a damp paper bag.
Poor old Spanner hasn't dilligently read all of his Shakespeare and has never fired up the Shakespeare insult generator.

 
Some listening material for Queenie as her Imperium falls - Gibbon. At Oxford I read about three pages of him and got a bollocking by my tutor Peter Ghosh because I was drunk and depressed and too busy falling in love with women to do any study.




 
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You've given it your all and your worst insult is an utter flop. You couldn't insult your way out of a damp paper bag.
Let’s have it then. I reckon I can out-insult you every day of the week. And not only this week, but next week as well. And the one after that. Et fucking cetera.
 
Poor old Spanner hasn't dilligently read all of his Shakespeare and has never fired up the Shakespeare insult generator.

In the absence of Pickmans, who we all knew would be a “no show” … you’re absolutely right, I haven’t read every Shakespeare play. As you say…Poor old me! I assume you have, though, and well done for that.
 
In the absence of Pickmans, who we all knew would be a “no show” … you’re absolutely right, I haven’t read every Shakespeare play. As you say…Poor old me! I assume you have, though, and well done for that.
One of us has a life outside urban. And it clearly isn't you.
 
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More listening material for Queenie and her lackey Spanner - John Locke who rightly argued that absolute monarchy is illegitimate. Important in the 1688 Glorious Revolution and the 1689 Bill of Rights which still had a monarchy (from the industrious and flourishing Dutch who had thrown off the Spanish yoke) but not the Jacobite one that trampled over Parliament as Charles Stuart had done. Jeremy Corbyn and Tony Benn made the most interesting comments on the Glorious Revolution in the debate in Parliament.

 
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Any news?
Not a peep as usual. They are leading on poor old Saljid Javid who thinks he has a nice job but can schlepp off to the JobCentre Plus if he escapes prison or Pickman's Model's penguins in South Georgia. It would be such a terrible shame if he got sanctioned like the million disabled.


 
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One of us has a life outside urban. And it clearly isn't you.
You’ve posted on this “urban” forum 197k+ times.

197,000. PLUS.

….lol. You spend every waking hour here.

Mind you, those 197k posts have been spread out since 2003, so to be fair that’s only 11,000 posts per year or approximately 30 POSTS EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL FOR THE PAST 18 YEARS.

Obvious how you might think I’m the one without “a life” outside of some bloody forum :)
 
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You’ve posted on this “urban” forum 197k+ times.

197,000. PLUS.

….lol. You spend every waking hour here.

Mind you, those 197k posts have been spread out since 2003, so to be fair that’s only 11,000 posts per year or approximately 30 POSTS EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL FOR THE PAST 18 YEARS.

Obvious how you might think I’m the one without “a life” outside of some bloody forum :)
How long out of your 'life' did that take to work out ?
 
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