danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
The butler. Later tonight.
Has the Queen died?
- Thread starter brogdale
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SaskiaJayne
Rural Guerrilla
Very much alive. 90 is no age for anybody that has done fuck all all their lives & employs a woman to place a sterile bog seat protector on the seat before use.
abe11825
Like to take a cement fix
Ok... so people are positive the Queen has shat the bed... how's that for ending the year on a high note?
Since America will be preparing for World Ware III come Inauguration Day, what's to say that the Queen's departure won't be the spark of the war? Somehow I predict President Elect Wig will get his hacking comrades to make it so.
I have some aluminum foil if anyone needs to mend their hats....
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
Much as I'm enjoying the thread, I'm not really following that...
discokermit
Well-Known Member
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
In Britain we make our hats from tin foil not "aluminum", whatever that isOk... so people are positive the Queen has shat the bed... how's that for ending the year on a high note?
Since America will be preparing for World Ware III come Inauguration Day, what's to say that the Queen's departure won't be the spark of the war? Somehow I predict President Elect Wig will get his hacking comrades to make it so.
I have some aluminum foil if anyone needs to mend their hats....
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
they'll have to put a new head on all those plastic fivers.
2hats
Dust.
Apparently that helicopter was heading to Switzerland.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
The Royal Mint who are introducing a new, twelve-sided, bimetalic pound coin next March to replace all those currently in circulation. Millions of these have, apparently, already been minted, and would have to be scrapped should Lilibet expire before they are issued. Logistics therefore dictate that she cannot die until the Spring.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Have they started printing the veggie fivers yet?
Fez909
toilet expert
The Queen has, indeed, died.
As she has many times before, and will die many more times, too.
She may take a new form after her latest death, but it's likely she'll retain her current 'skin' due to the geopolitical advantages it offers her species to be in such a powerful, yet seemingly unthreatening, position.
The hands are the tell-tale sign of a recent shedding and/or transmogrification. Look for a limp left index finger, which may be accompanied by tremors.
As she has many times before, and will die many more times, too.
She may take a new form after her latest death, but it's likely she'll retain her current 'skin' due to the geopolitical advantages it offers her species to be in such a powerful, yet seemingly unthreatening, position.
The hands are the tell-tale sign of a recent shedding and/or transmogrification. Look for a limp left index finger, which may be accompanied by tremors.
TheHoodedClaw
acknowledging ur soup leg
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
I will need at least a month to get over it. And the pubs need to be open so i can drown my sorrows.
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
State to provide free beer. By selling the palaces.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
And back to 1952 prices
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
an entire generation when singing the only bit of the anthem they know will be going 'god save our gracious qu-king'
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
oh - doesn't everybody do this?
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
It's a fascist régi-ing!
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Buckingham palace report "the queen has left the palace". We all know what that means, fucking weeks of mourning, back to victorian black dresses, Prince Harry will commit ritual sudoku suicide, London will be draped in black cloth, good times ahead for goths...
Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
North korean style mass weeping?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
It was of course a cold that did for the queen mum
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
Begins with w...
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
On top of the gin, you mean?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
The gin fuelled her after her last meal, a pate sandwich, which she ate in 1967
not a trot
Well-Known Member
If she has croaked it those Christmas puddings she hands out to her flunkies will be selling for a small fortune on Ebay.
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