Has the Queen died?

[Mr.Bishie]

"He was going to attempt to harm Queen Elizabeth and would do this by dropping some object off the Golden Gate Bridge onto the Royal Yacht Britannia when it sails underneath"

Yeah I'm sure that would have worked. Sounds like the same level of threat as yesterday's Downing Street ram raid.

Hand grenade would have worked a treat.

 

[platinumsage]

Hand grenade would have worked a treat.

No it wouldn't. The royal yacht was 126 metres long. The bridge is 67 metres above the water. Even if the Queen had been on deck, the chance of killing her with a hand grenade would have been very small.

Anyway she wasn't even on board.

 

[A380]

Actual FBI images released under FOI

 

[Mr.Bishie]

No it wouldn't. The royal yacht was 126 metres long. The bridge is 67 metres above the water. Even if the Queen had been on deck, the chance of killing her with a hand grenade would have been very small.

Anyway she wasn't even on board.

Some freedom fighter you’d of made.

 

[T & P]

He could at least have tried to piss on the boat from the bridge. I reckon there would have been a decent chance of getting some spray on her .

 

[UrbaneFox]

Queen Elizabeth II: Funeral cost government £162m Queen Elizabeth II: Funeral cost government £162m

I think my mother in law’s funeral was £3500, including a hot and cold buffet. Although I bought a few rounds at the bar, so you’d need to factor that in as well.

Fair enough, but you didn't have 4,000 of the military in your back garden, and a full flypast on standby.

 

[stavros]

Control freak from beyond the grave.

Any ideas for what could be honoured with her name?

 

[Pickman's model]

Control freak from beyond the grave.

Any ideas for what could be honoured with her name?

Sewage treatment centres

 

[stavros]

Virginia Giuffre should name her house after her.

 

[T & P]

Brenda Windsor still okay, though?

 

[Wilf]

Control freak from beyond the grave.

Any ideas for what could be honoured with her name?

It's not actually clear from that what grounds they are using to control things. Wouldn't have thought 'Queen Elizabeth' was intellectual property. Anyway, looks like the Sex Pistols will have to re-record: 'God Save the Queen Mother of the Sweaty Nonce'

 

[JimW]

Someone needs to start a 'has the king died' thread. I'd do it but I can't type in this wind.

 

[Ax^]

sure Pickmans has already done it

 

[A380]

The thread is dead. Long live the thread.

 

[krtek a houby]

Now Michael Fagan sits on Charlie's bed.

 

[Ming]

Queeny McQueenface.

Steve McQueen.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Sewage treatment centres

We can't just name the entire sea after her, that would be silly.

 

[Tanya1982]

Brenda Windsor still okay, though?

I read online that she’s not dead, but is drying out in a rehab facility in New Jersey - someone ‘saw’ her there. So apparently she’s OK.

 

[brogdale]

I read online that she’s not dead, but is drying out in a rehab facility in New Jersey - someone ‘saw’ her there. So apparently she’s OK.

This is just the sort of intel this thread needs.

I mean, if she'd really croaked...do you think they'd have told us?

 

[Joe Chi Min]

I read online that she’s not dead, but is drying out in a rehab facility in New Jersey - someone ‘saw’ her there. So apparently she’s OK.

Her and Tupac

 

[stavros]

I read online that she’s not dead, but is drying out in a rehab facility in New Jersey - someone ‘saw’ her there. So apparently she’s OK.

 

[brogdale]

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Ehh...Brenda

 

[Elpenor]

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Just when she thought she was out, they pull her back in

 

[Tanya1982]

This is just the sort of intel this thread needs.

I mean, if she'd really croaked...do you think they'd have told us?

I think we all know she’ll be moving to a condo with a view of Miami Beach just as soon as the rehab programme has got her rampant addictions on an even keel.

 

[stavros]

Just when she thought she was out, they pull her back in

One of the long term residents spots the newbie:

 

[T & P]

Queen Elizabeth: No public event for anniversary of late monarch's death

The King will mark his mother's passing "quietly and privately" on 8 September, royal officials say.

www.bbc.co.uk

I'm outraged. Outraged, I tell you!

 

[moochedit]

Queen Elizabeth: No public event for anniversary of late monarch's death

The King will mark his mother's passing "quietly and privately" on 8 September, royal officials say.

www.bbc.co.uk

I'm outraged. Outraged, I tell you!

So no bank holiday then?

 

[stavros]

Queen Elizabeth: No public event for anniversary of late monarch's death

The King will mark his mother's passing "quietly and privately" on 8 September, royal officials say.

www.bbc.co.uk

I'm outraged. Outraged, I tell you!

No time for that; I'm still in mourning.

 

[prunus]

Queen Elizabeth: No public event for anniversary of late monarch's death

The King will mark his mother's passing "quietly and privately" on 8 September, royal officials say.

www.bbc.co.uk

I'm outraged. Outraged, I tell you!

If only he could have done that first time round too eh?

 

[Elpenor]

I suppose he can take a day off from whatever it is he does whenever he likes