Has the Queen died?

[friedaweed]

Someone should drive past with a loud hailer shouting “SHE’S NOT THERE!”

Post relates to an earlier pun mate and that has already been suggested.

Was that you leaving Balmoral in the white Nissan Micra about 4.34 pm?

 

[Flavour]

20 mins to go till the big one drops, it's gonna be a banger of a 6 o'clock news

 

[Yossarian]

Crowd looking heavily saturated outside Buck pally now...

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[Dogsauce]

Don’t have a functioning TV at home, but I guess there’s probably lots of helicopter footage of buildings and trees to no particular end.

 

[davesgcr]

Time to start queuing outside town halls to sign books of condolence.

The advice was , to have loose sheet books , so offensive comments can be removed.

 

[ruffneck23]

'I remember exactly where I was when I heard the queen had died'.

Posting on here.

 

[Dystopiary]

It does seem a bit odd that Harry has gone up without Meghan, they're travelling with their Netflix crew and this would be a perfect photo-op... I doubt she'd miss it if all was true. Not really her style.

Maybe it's all horseshit?

That reads like misogynist Daily Mail bullshit.

 

[friedaweed]

20 mins to go till the big one drops, it's gonna be a banger of a 6 o'clock news

Harry's not there yet. He's going to turn up an hour late after stopping in Perth for a bigmac with them all waiting whist shaking their heads saying he's just like his mother.

7pm I reckon now

 

[bmd]

She's dead.

 

[Pickman's model]

I see that royal lickspittle teuchter has fallen silent, probably blubbing into his herbal tea

 

[ElizabethofYork]

She's dead.

Who says?

 

[oryx]

when you've ran out of things to say . .

Showed this to my OH and when he'd finished laughing, his comment was 'No shit, Sherlock'.

 

[ouirdeaux]

The national mourning that's going to be forced on us is bad enough (at least ten times worse than Diana). To be expected though.

But the coronation of Charles is going to irk me more, because we should be getting rid of this fucking feudal institution, not celebrating it.

Well, quite. I hadn't realised how many fans of Charles there were on this site.

 

[friedaweed]

Who says?

Pogofish about an hour ago.

 

[A380]

The Vatican will be worried about losing the ratings war. Look out for the Pope rising a dinosaur through St Peter's Square about 1805 hrs.

 

[Pickman's model]

Harry's not there yet. He's going to turn up an hour late after stopping in Perth for a bigmac with them all waiting whikst shaking their heads saying he's just like his mother.

7pm I reckon now

Pizza express is more the royal restaurant of choice

 

[redsquirrel]

But there FUCKEN ISN’T!

Come on Danny you could on a nice little earner there.

 

[Wilf]

The advice was , to have loose sheet books , so offensive comments can be removed.

'Here's the book king charlie - heavily redacted'

 

[Tanya1982]

Now they've got some airhead on talking about people 'passing'. So excited by the pointlessness of her existence that she's just stumbled out the relevation that 'Queen Albert' built Balmoral in the mid 'nineteen hundreds'. Also, the queen was seen wearing a tartan skirt recently, which shows how much her heart is in the Highlands.

 

[two sheds]

Dead apparently, stroke, will be announced on 6 o'clock news

 

[Dystopiary]

Man who typically sneers at ‘snowflakes’ demands you stop making Queen jokes

A man who usually moans that ‘you can’t joke about anything these days’ is begging you to stop making a joke he personally doesn’t like.

newsthump.com

That's gonna be Laurence Fox on twitter very soon...

 

[Elpenor]

Just been to Lidl for champagne. Ironically it’s German week beginning today

 

[bmd]

Who says?

Me, in that post you quoted. But she is definitely dead.

 

[friedaweed]

Fuck it. I'm out of crisps and the bbc have just used the words "encouraging news". Off to the co-op.

 

[DietCokeGirl]

Stopped by Buck House on the way home from work. Massive press Village set up, fencing in place to manage expected crowds, some hard core royal fans gathering, flags still at full maste thus far.

 

[friedaweed]

Just been to Lidl for champagne. Ironically it’s German week beginning today

Yup. I got some of those nice ham hocks last night.

 

[A380]

I think if she was actually dead and there was a short term embargo in place for 1800 some non-UK media outlet would have run with it by now.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Dead apparently, stroke, will be announced on 6 o'clock news

What are we stroking?

 

[nogojones]

Is that all the shite about trains going at 10mph?

They pick up their pace just because they turn her heat mat off?

 

[steveo87]

Me, in that post you quoted. But she is definitely dead.

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