Has the Queen died?

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I am impressed with witchells ability to produce hours of filler

He's been reporting on fuck all for about thirty years he ought to be good at it by now!

 

[editor]

All the info you could possibly need about what happens next

What happens when the Queen dies - ‘Operation London Bridge’ explained

The plan is known as Operation London Bridge and includes a governmental social media blackout

www.independent.co.uk

 

[not-bono-ever]

I have to admit, the RAF private jet laid on for me to go to my dads deathbed was welcomed.

Oh hang on…

 

[Dystopiary]

Hardly anyone at Buck Pal? View attachment 341608

Someone get a megaphone and shout "SHE NOT THERE."

 

[belboid]

Just been told our Labour Party meeting will be cancelled if she carks it. I wouldn’t care but tonight’s the night we get to vote on sacking our mp

 

[brogdale]

All the info you could possibly need about what happens next

What happens when the Queen dies - ‘Operation London Bridge’ explained

The plan is known as Operation London Bridge and includes a governmental social media blackout

www.independent.co.uk

Is that all the shite about trains going at 10mph?

 

[spitfire]

Yeah they've ben finding all sorts of different ways to make it obvious all afternoon, as Operation 'There was an old lady who swallowed a horse' drags on.

Running a special programme all afternoon and the change of attire was all that was really needed as far as clues go.

I tuned in late so missed the earlier signs that more perceptive people like yourself found so obvious.

 

[Yossarian]

[NOTE: Do Not Run Until Fucking Queen Is Dead Or People Will Lose Their Shit] Queen Elizabeth Dead At 96

[ED. — DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL AWFUL LADY IN THE GROUND]

www.theonion.com

As Britain’s first lady queen [PROBABLY LOOK THIS UP], she had a memorable reign, with other significant events of her life including [LIST WHATEVER WE HAVE TIME FOR, PUBLICATION URGENT BUT ONLY UPON SURE THING SHE FINALLY FUCKING DEAD]. In the nation’s capital, Parliament [CONGRESS?] held a period of mourning, while U.K. Prime Minister [INSERT WHICHEVER DUMBFUCK PRIME MINISTER NOW] reflected on her long life, saying [COPY QUOTES FROM BBC].

 

[Numbers]

The replies to this are pretty

Well the replies to this tweet are asking pretty much the same, and are quite something (This is the Patronella of Johnson affair fame)



She had to admit Andrew should also need forgiveness later after asking why he wasn't mentioned first.

It was great how she was answering tweets to begin but then went quiet.

Twitter is nuts, from that one I looked at others, glad I don't spend any time on there.

 

[not-bono-ever]

If she’s not gone by now, the speedball will go in this evening

Now we have got everyone out of bed and into planes, we Can’t have all this expense go to waste can we Liz?

 

[pogofish]

Also if ten days of mourning starts tomorrow then we lose two weekends to it.

And two weekends of working events that I didn't particularly want to be bothered with might be up the spout!

 

[redcogs]

Following Truss' illegitimate "election" to the PMship the Vermin Party membership (were they also responsible for electing the next monarch) would likely go for the sweaty nonce before jug ears. On that basis we should thank god (assuming there was one) for the unwritten constitution and tradition! What a sick sick joke a constitutional monarchy really is.

 

[Petcha]

It does seem a bit odd that Harry has gone up without Meghan, they're travelling with their Netflix crew and this would be a perfect photo-op... I doubt she'd miss it if all was true. Not really her style.

Maybe it's all horseshit?

 

[planetgeli]

The replies to this are pretty

Well the replies to this tweet are asking pretty much the same, and are quite something (This is the Patronella of Johnson affair fame)



She had to admit Andrew should also need forgiveness later after asking why he wasn't mentioned first.

This is Woodrow Wyatt's daughter, Robert Wyatt's ("you'd be a Communist if your Uncle was Woodrow Wyatt") cousin.

Scum basically.

 

[brogdale]

Christ there's some credulous fuckwits out there..

 

[not-bono-ever]

The nonce has turned up

 

[tim]

Going to be the week of all weeks to bury bad news...

I don't think she gets buried, just embalmed and stuck in a niche.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Facts...

Redacted

 

[Pickman's model]

Get the bunting out

 

[Pickman's model]

Christ there's some credulous fuckwits out there..

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Florists are rubbing their hands with glee

 

[PR1Berske]

The sons will have been gathered to have procedure and protocol explained. The Crown cannot be vacant.

 

[ouirdeaux]

It's always seemed rather vacant to me.

 

[A380]

Man who typically sneers at ‘snowflakes’ demands you stop making Queen jokes

A man who usually moans that ‘you can’t joke about anything these days’ is begging you to stop making a joke he personally doesn’t like.

newsthump.com

 

[Pickman's model]

If she’s not gone by now, the speedball will go in this evening

Now we have got everyone out of bed and into planes, we Can’t have all this expense go to waste can we Liz?

Given the way her pa was euthanized I'm sure Charles will demand precedent be followed

 

[Agent Sparrow]

The media making such a thing about the family travelling to be with her, I’d imagine they may not announce anything until they’re all there, to mitigate making mileage out of which didn’t make it in time.

I reckon they’re having a crisis meeting because her latest will left everything to a corgi sanctuary…

 

[brogdale]

Given the way her pa was euthanized I'm sure Charles will demand precedent be followed

The Sandringham pathway?

 

[oryx]

The sons will have been gathered to have procedure and protocol explained. The Crown cannot be vacant.

The national mourning that's going to be forced on us is bad enough (at least ten times worse than Diana). To be expected though.

But the coronation of Charles is going to irk me more, because we should be getting rid of this fucking feudal institution, not celebrating it.

 

[rekil]

You're all disgusting. An elderly woman has died. Dial down the performative faux republicanism for one day and show a bit of respect...

Spoiler

....for the heretical abomination that's on its way to an eternity of torment in the fires of hell.

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh - turned out nice again

 

[Gromit]

The sons will have been gathered to have procedure and protocol explained. The Crown cannot be vacant.

The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.

Terry Pratchett