Has the Queen died?

[spitfire]

6pm rolls around.

Queenie appears on all television sets in the land, even the ones that were off or on other channels.

Announces immediate abolition of parliament and all members of parliament are to be put to the sword.

Absolute monarchy is restored.

 

[Pickman's model]

The national mourning that's going to be forced on us is bad enough (at least ten times worse than Diana). To be expected though.

But the coronation of Charles is going to irk me more, because we should be getting rid of this fucking feudal institution, not celebrating it.

Charles must never be king

 

[Cloo]

Anyone made the ‘Schroedinger’s queen’ joke yet?

 

[Pickman's model]

6pm rolls around.

Queenie appears on all television sets in the land, even the ones that were off or on other channels.

Announces immediate abolition of parliament and all members of parliament are to be put to the sword.

Absolute monarchy is restored.

I'm with her till the last sentence

 

[redcogs]

its looking like a Netflix night for me. Anything recommended?

 

[Pickman's model]

Anyone made the ‘Schroedinger’s queen’ joke yet?

Yup

 

[brogdale]

The national mourning that's going to be forced on us is bad enough (at least ten times worse than Diana). To be expected though.

But the coronation of Charles is going to irk me more, because we should be getting rid of this fucking feudal institution, not celebrating it.

Wondering if steveseagull might need to start a thread solely dedicated to images of North Korean style orchestrated national mourning memes?

 

[Pickman's model]

its looking like a Netflix night for me. Anything recommended?

Have you done ozark?

 

[A380]

when you've ran out of things to say . .

If only there was someone who could hypnotise those dogs to show grief at the funeral service. It would be great if such a person was already in Scotland...

Cometh the hour.

 

[TopCat]

I don't think she gets buried, just embalmed and stuck in a niche.

Throw her in a ditch followed by a bag of lime. Job done.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

its looking like a Netflix night for me. Anything recommended?

The Crown?

 

[kenny g]

Time to start queuing outside town halls to sign books of condolence.

 

[oryx]

its looking like a Netflix night for me. Anything recommended?

Don't have Netflix, but thank fuck we've got Prime and the US Open is on.

Might even have to watch the mixed doubles, in case iPlayer isn't available.

 

[Pickman's model]

when you've ran out of things to say . .

Sadness in their eyes

 

[danny la rouge]

If only there was someone who could hypnotise those dogs to show grief at the funeral service. It would be great if such a person was already in Scotland...

Cometh the hour.

But there FUCKEN ISN’T!

 

[spitfire]

But the FUCKEN ISN’T!

is tho.

 

[redcogs]

Have you done ozark?

Aye - absolutely loved it - thanks though

 

[Pickman's model]

But the FUCKEN ISN’T!

You won't regain those powers by stressing about it

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[friedaweed]

Crowd looking heavily saturated outside Buck pally now...

 

[Pickman's model]

Aye - absolutely loved it - thanks though

Shooter? Tosh but enjoyable

 

[jakethesnake]

Depends on the festival. Which one?

It's called Going Feral for Mental Health, in Hereford, all punk line-up with Culture Shock and RDF headlining... I was (am) really looking forward to it... i've been working all fucking summer and this was the first bit of fun in ages...

 

[A380]

Charles must never be king

He might be already...

 

[danny la rouge]

Crowd looking heavily saturated outside Buck pally now...

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Someone should drive past with a loud hailer shouting “SHE’S NOT THERE!”

 

[spitfire]

Shooter? Tosh but enjoyable

I bailed on that after 10 minutes, will give it another go.

 

[ruffneck23]

Ah fuck it, I might have to go for a pint tonight, wasn't really planning to.

 

[Tanya1982]

Sky News man just reported that 'dockers are concerned about the Queens health'.

 

[A380]

6pm rolls around.

Queenie appears on all television sets in the land, even the ones that were off or on other channels.

Announces immediate abolition of parliament and all members of parliament are to be put to the sword.

Absolute monarchy is restored.

She would appear on TV as she was at 25 flanked by two eight foot high battle robots...

 

[Pickman's model]

I bailed on that after 10 minutes, will give it another go.

It's not as good as the books it's based on but it'll do for the next couple of days. Blank spot's definitely good (maybe black spot) and call my agent, the French one is fantastic

 

[Dogsauce]

Held out all this time just so she could see the back of Boris Johnson. OK to die now.