Has the Queen died?

[Artaxerxes]

Rumours abound that pubs (in fact all licenced premises) will be forced to close their doors for all ten days of mourning.

I can think of no quicker way to become a republic so here’s hoping.

 

[spitfire]

Mrs Fish is a Ballater girl who has friends on the estate.

Yes, I knew you were close by and took your post at face value. Hope it didn't come across any other way.

 

[editor]

I'm still blown away that ed watches Bargain Hunt, to be honest.

I fucking love it. I have a rare (but sadly never used) talent for almost always correctly guessing the value of the items that come up for auction.

 

[Pickman's model]

I've just put my notice in at work. Imagine, me and the queen checking out on the same day - and with a combined service of 102 years between us!

yeh but you've something to look forward to

 

[Artaxerxes]

I'm still blown away that ed watches Bargain Hunt, to be honest.

Got to do something now the bands can’t tour Europe.

 

[spitfire]

Is there a Royal Tracker website like there is for planes?

Would be handy to know when they all get there.

 

[Wilf]

Announcement tonight Id guess? Just waiting for the full roster of windsors to assemble and then chas goes up stairs with the regicidal pillow and comes back as King Sausage Fingers the First.

All Hail King Richmond, the First of His Name!

 

[elbows]

FFS people gathering at Buck Palace - here begins the mass fucking hysteria.

Its not much of a crowd at this point, the BBC have got their helicopter up but I'd be hard pressed to spot much difference between the number of people there now and what we'd normally expect to see.

 

[Pickman's model]

Announcement tonight Id guess? Just waiting for the full roster of windsors to assemble and then chas goes up stairs with the regicidal pillow and comes back as King Sausage Fingers the First.

it's now or never for harry to go nepalese on his family

 

[TopCat]

The royals gathering around a bedside doesn't happen very often apparently.

 

[Pickman's model]

Its not much of a crowd at this point, the BBC have got their helicopter up but I'd be hard pressed to spot much difference between the number of people there now and what we'd normally expect to see.

yeh one bunch of lickspittles looks much the same as another

 

[editor]

Got to do something now the bands can’t tour Europe.

Well, if I can't tour Europe, watching people running around car boot sales and losing small fortunes on shit antiques runs it a pretty close second for fun.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Announcement tonight Id guess? Just waiting for the full roster of windsors to assemble and then chas goes up stairs with the regicidal pillow and comes back as King Sausage Fingers the First.

The full roster? Even the ones who get sent out to shit sports events when the main ones can't be bothered? There's thousands of them it'll take days.

 

[TopCat]

I need drink.

 

[Wilf]

yeh but you've something to look forward to

Wonder if she was on the Organ Donor Register? I could imagine the Adverts doing an updated Gary Gilmore's Eyes.

 

[Pickman's model]

manager's been in saying don't tweet anything for the time being.

which i wasn't going to

not from the work a/c anyway

 

[Pickman's model]

Wonder if she was on the Organ Donor Register? I could imagine the Adverts doing an updated Gary Gilmore's Eyes.

drinking through lizzie windsor's lips

 

[spitfire]

Well, if I can't tour Europe, watching people running around car boot sales and losing small fortunes on shit antiques runs it a pretty close second for fun.

Watch Salvage Hunters on Quest. It is the absolute business.

 

[Looby]

There has been a sad death.

My toaster.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Long live your toaster.

 

[TopCat]

Lashing down in London.

 

[Pickman's model]

Lashing down in London.

it should be sunny so we can conga up the mall

 

[Artaxerxes]

There has been a sad death.

My toaster.

 

[Wilf]

drinking through lizzie windsor's lips

Doing the twist with Lizzie's hips.

 

[Pickman's model]

Doing the twist with Lizzie's hips.

shitting through lizzie windsor's ring

 

[editor]

 

[TopCat]

Long live your toaster.

A useful, functional object that tried to please for so many years. Delivering a delightful range of toasted items, the toaster gave so much hot toast pleasure to the Looby family that it always retained a prominent spot in the kitchen. The Looby family children are being comforted with a hot muffin.

 

[Pickman's model]

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yeh we've had that already post 5012

 

[Epona]

I just have this mental image of the kissing of the hands thing on Tuesday going horribly wrong as Liz Truss loses control and sinks her teeth into her maj, in order to drain her blood and thus take on the power of the elder vampire...

(Yes I watch too many crap vampire films!)

 

[friedaweed]

I need drink.

I'll trade you some home brew if you can help me out. I need crisps