Has the Queen died?

[TopCat]

There are no Republicans today apparently.

 

[TopCat]

Where you are or in Balmoral? It's sunny if slightly overcast in the Midlands

London.

 

[David Clapson]

That's a brand new jet which cost $44m.

 

[salem]

It pleases me that it is pissing down.

I predict a rainbow as she ascends

 

[TopCat]

I predict a rainbow as she ascends

Winged Corgi's carrying her aloft

 

[friedaweed]

Where you are or in Balmoral? It's sunny if slightly overcast in the Midlands

Pissing down in Wales. Glyndwr's tears for madge

 

[MickiQ]

Acording to Beeb 3 of 7 were Billy the Bald, Sweaty Nonce and the Useless One whose driver almost ran me down when I was outside the world's poshest council house

 

[eatmorecheese]

I lasted ten minutes watching BBC and the bollocks is in full flow. Switched off.

 

[Bingoman]

I predict a rainbow as she ascends

Do you live in North Korea

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That's a brand new jet which cost $44m.

It's an RAF jet.

 

[friedaweed]

The real dilemma for me is which flavour crisps should I open? Prawn cocktail or Worcester Sauce

 

[jakethesnake]

I'm meant to be going to a festival tomorrow... if she carks it, will it be cancelled??

 

[DaveCinzano]

In tribute Pizza Express has renamed the Mighty Meaty as Sweaty Betty

 

[fucthest8]

We're having a party on Sat night, hired a place for it in town, to celebrate some birthdays, if this bullshit interferes with that in any way I shall be right fucked off

 

[Artaxerxes]

The real dilemma for me is which flavour crisps should I open? Prawn cocktail or Worcester Sauce

I don’t see that as a choice, always PC.

WS Can fuck off.

 

[platinumsage]

Shouldn't we have a separate forum like we did with the Ukraine invasion? It should be titled "The Passing of Our Great Lamented Sovereign Lady and Long Live Our Glorious King" or some such thing.

Also why is it all still blue here? Where's our blackness?

 

[steveo87]

It's an RAF jet.

That brand new RAF jet cost £44m.

 

[chainsawjob]

Do you reckon Truss et al. are tempted to use that emergency broadcast thing on everyone's mobiles to announce this?

Fucksake I hope not. Is that really a thing?

 

[Crispy]

Shouldn't we have a separate forum like we did with the Ukraine invasion? It should be titled "The Passing of Our Great Lamented Sovereign Lady and Long Live Our Glorious King" or some such thing.

Also why is it all still blue here? Where's our blackness?

Join us in Dark Mode

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

The real dilemma for me is which flavour crisps should I open? Prawn cocktail or Worcester Sauce

Worcester Sauce.

 

[TopCat]

I'm meant to be going to a festival tomorrow... if she carks it, will it be cancelled??

Depends on the festival. Which one?

 

[steveo87]

I don’t see that as a choice, always PC.

WS Can fuck off.

I've had celebratory/nine months of national mourning Greggs sausage role.

It seemed fitting.

 

[A380]

"Meghan did it!" confirms Daily Mail

Whatever happens to the Queen in the coming hours and days is all the fault of Meghan Markle, according to the Daily Mail today.

newsthump.com

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I'm meant to be going to a festival tomorrow... if she carks it, will it be cancelled??

Mercury Music Prize is on tonight, that'll carry on, surely..?

 

[pogofish]

Just had word from Balmoral that she passed a couple of hours back.

They are waiting for the family to get there before making the announcement.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That brand new RAF jet cost £44m.

Aircraft are expensive, shocker.

 

[Ax^]

bah

 

[extra dry]

Mercury Music Prize is on tonight, that'll carry on, surely..?

they will have a musical review and minute of silence

 

[TopCat]

Rumours abound that pubs (in fact all licenced premises) will be forced to close their doors for all ten days of mourning.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Announcement tonight Id guess? Just waiting for the full roster of windsors to assemble and then chas goes up stairs with the regicidal pillow and comes back as King Sausage Fingers the First.