Has the Queen died?

[Kaka Tim]

hang on - Truss is on record as wanting to abolish the monarchy ... and then Queenie checks out within 48 hours of the handshake of doom ....

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

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If she could just hang on until the 11th that would send the conspiraloons absolutely nuts.

 

[TopCat]

I'll trade you some home brew if you can help me out. I need crisps

My home brew is lush. The beer is nearly done though. Start on the stout soon. I also have no crisps but I have half a good kebab.

 

[TopCat]

hang on - Truss is on record as wanting to abolish the monarchy ... and then Queenie checks out within 48 hours of the handshake of doom ....

She smeared shit on her hand and dug her nails in.

 

[belboid]

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And this is why Henderson’s is vastly superior. It’s not only vegan (not that they talk about that), it’s also republican.

 

[friedaweed]

I'm meant to be going to a festival tomorrow... if she carks it, will it be cancelled??

Yes. Everything will be cancelled from 6pm this evening. Everything

 

[Wilf]

I just have this mental image of the kissing of the hands thing on Tuesday going horribly wrong as Liz Truss loses control and sinks her teeth into her maj, in order to drain her blood and thus take on the power of the elder vampire...

(Yes I watch too many crap vampire films!)

Queen of the Dammed.

 

[TopCat]

Yes. Everything will be cancelled from 6pm this evening. Everything

I'm getting texts from shotters saying no business tonight.

 

[friedaweed]

And this is why Henderson’s is vastly superior. It’s not only vegan (not that they talk about that), it’s also republican.

*Totally wrong'un list updated.

You can't have Worcester sauce without anchovies in it.

 

[steveo87]

Yes. Everything will be cancelled from 6pm this evening. Everything

Including the football season?! Oh god please let it be so!!!

 

[spitfire]

What happens to all the people that turn 100? Do they still get birthday cards? Or do they have to wait for the coronation and then Charles signs loads and some of them are dead and it's too late?

Fuck.

 

[friedaweed]

Including the football season?! Oh god please let it be so!!!

Just the champions league will do.

 

[SE25]

Fucking hard work wiping this grin off my face and pretending to be solemn today. Deserve a medal for this hard work (more than she ever put in)

 

[friedaweed]

What happens to all the people that turn 100? Do they still get birthday cards? Or do they have to wait for the coronation and then Charles signs loads and some of them are dead and it's too late?

Fuck.

They go back to zero and start again.

 

[Pickman's model]

Queen of the Dammed.

 

[spitfire]

They go back to zero and start again.

Good to know. Thanks.

 

[Flavour]

if you turn 100 in the next few days i reckon you get a SMS from Eugenie

 

[Bingoman]

The crowd at Buckingham palace is getting bigger

 

[clicker]

What happens to all the people that turn 100? Do they still get birthday cards? Or do they have to wait for the coronation and then Charles signs loads and some of them are dead and it's too late?

Fuck.

They can get a hand print until she's buried.

 

[Pickman's model]

The crowd at Buckingham palace is getting bigger

storm the palace

 

[steveo87]

if you turn 100 in the next few days i reckon you get a SMS from Eugenie

"Congrats on reachin' a tonne, u r da best love Fergie."

 

[spitfire]

They can get a hand print until she's buried.

All eventualities covered. I can see why they are in charge. Smart.

 

[Calamity1971]

Meghan has fucked her off. Stopping in London. Heil is going to be frothing.

 

[spitfire]

The crowd at Buckingham palace is getting bigger

It's all tourists from what I can see.

 

[friedaweed]

Can't wait for Queen Cruella to show her true colours.

She's definitely dead, they're all being sent home at Ballamory. Even the Sqaddies are leaving now.

 

[spitfire]

Pawel from Bidfood has been dropping off the funeral buffet. (BBC)

 

[friedaweed]

The crowd at Buckingham palace is getting bigger.

No they're just swelling in the rain.

 

[Pickman's model]

Can't wait for Queen Cruella to show her true colours.

She's definitely dead, they're all being sent home at Ballamory. Even the Sqaddies are leaving now.

And so power drifts away as life ebbs

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

It's all tourists from what I can see.

It's not much of a crowd at all based on the picture they're currently showing. Easiest Where's Wally ever.

 

[skyscraper101]

Blimey Huw Edwards really is the don when it comes to filling time is he not.