Has the Queen died?

[Yuwipi Woman]

Wikipedia editors standing ready to update their tenses as soon as the announcement is made.

Does liz truss become queen now?

She's already queen of her vampire hive.

 

[elbows]

The carefully choreographed statements now include the archbishop of Canterbury going on about gods presence.

 

[Petcha]

Some expert on R4 saying she's "the most famous and admired woman on the planet". She's not even in the top 50. Beyonce, Rihanna, Greta Thunberg, Michelle Obama, Sanna Marin.......maybe the queen sneaks in above Anneka Rice,

Well, the Crown has done wonders for her public image. This better not fuck with the cricket though. There's already rain forecast and i assume this will result in more delay.

 

[Winot]

I’m not sure I can stand this. Going to have to spend even more time on here.

 

[Wilf]

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[dessiato]

It's my f-i-l funeral next week. One of the people coming is a staunch royalist. She thinks the Queen is a wonderful, kind, and generous (!) woman. It'll be bad enough going to f-i-l funeral without Brenda shuffling off.

 

[not-bono-ever]

It’s a lottery rollover as well I think. I might Chuck a few quid into it this weekend. Luck comes in bunches apparently

 

[ska invita]

Just remembered about Truss's youthful republican views. Bound to get the conspiraloons going!

Deep deep deep undercover. Newfound respect

 

[Petcha]

I’m not sure I can stand this. Going to have to spend even more time on here.

Basically any non-commonwealth country

Skyscanner

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I'm opting for Thailand. It's rainy season. But gotta be better than this. It's gonna be like a turbo-charged Di fest

 

[Yossarian]

If she corks it today she'll share a deathday with Mao Zedong.

 

[Pickman's model]

going on holiday abroad next week, looks like perfect timing

 

[elbows]

The presenter was a bit nervous when reporting yesterdays Privy council cancellation on one of the main BBC news broadcasts yesterday, I commented to my mother about it at the time and probably should have read even more into it at the time.

 

[Pickman's model]

If she corks it today she'll share a deathday with Mao Zedong.

let a hundred flowers bloom

 

[not-bono-ever]

Ah fuck. I’m spitzbergen from tomorrow. Will miss the weeping and wailing outside buck house

 

[A380]

I’m leaving the country for a late holiday tomorrow for ten days. Might have picked a good time.

 

[Bingoman]

All newsreaders now wearing black

 

[magneze]

The carefully choreographed statements now include the archbishop of Canterbury going on about gods presence.

Gone to Balmoral too? Must be busy.

 

[Pickman's model]

All newsreaders now wearing black

that's a sure sign of good news a-coming

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I wonder what arrangements the BBC have with the palace? Is it "tell us when you think she's got less than an hour or two left" - they can't keep waffling indefinitely.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

No Darth News on the Beeb yet. Must be in a helicopter

 

[steveo87]

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or..directing the embalmers

Readying the pillow.

 

[moochedit]

Basically any non-commonwealth country

Skyscanner

www.skyscanner.net

I'm opting for Thailand. It's rainy season. But gotta be better than this. It's gonna be like a turbo-charged Di fest

Thailand where you can be arrested for saying anything bad about their own king?

It'll be news elsewhere (not 24 hours constant i'll grant you) and you will have to put up with locals telling you how sorry they are for your loss!

 

[steveo87]

Some expert on R4 saying she's "the most famous and admired woman on the planet". She's not even in the top 50. Beyonce, Rihanna, Greta Thunberg, Michelle Obama, Sanna Marin.......maybe the queen sneaks in above Anneka Rice,

Bet Madonna is fucking livid.

 

[ouirdeaux]

I despise the monarchy, and I have no particular affection for this particular representative, but I can't understand why anyone would choose to celebrate her death. It's hardly going to change anything.

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder what arrangements the BBC have with the palace? Is it "tell us when you think she's got less than an hour or two left" - they can't keep waffling indefinitely.

they've been in waffling training for this for years

 

[Pickman's model]

I despise the monarchy, and I have no particular affection for this particular representative, but I can't understand why anyone would choose to celebrate her death. It's hardly going to change anything.

yeh. so i don't know why anyone would object to someone celebrating her demise.

 

[Wilf]

Wonder if they'd turned the heating off to save a few quid? The price cap came too late for Liz.

 

[steveo87]

you'll never wipe that large smirk off your face in time

I'll just say it was a stroke - which would work on both points.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'll just say it was a stroke - which would work on both points.

a stroke of good fortune