Has the Queen died?

[Poot]

Who in earth still watches live broadcast telly?

My parents. I'm going to have to do some sort of mercy dash with a streaming service of some kind.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking hell. What a time to depart if true. Cliff Richard is just about to release an album of Xmas favourites.

mistletoe and whine

 

[spitfire]

This just in.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Clocked out of work early I expect.

Walked out more like. He’s eyed up a new job

 

[David Clapson]

Looking forward to all the royals trying not to be in photos with the sweaty nonce. And Charles not letting him wear his favourite uniform to the funeral

 

[5t3IIa]

I bet Jim’ll Paint It has a good tea towel design ready to go

 

[spitfire]

Heidi is an unimpeachable source btw.

 

[5t3IIa]

My parents. I'm going to have to do some sort of mercy dash with a streaming service of some kind.

Pop to a chazza for a Morse box set?

 

[UrbaneFox]

I'm taking my tent down to Westminster Abbey this afternoon, and will be camping out for the next few weeks.

 

[Pickman's model]

one day of truss was enough to overwhelm her reptilian constitution

 

[nastyned]

What's the bank holiday situation? I can't remember.

 

[steveo87]

Mrs o87 is a royalist (I swear you have to be of you're a primary school teacher) so is likely to be sad about it when I get home, so I'm practicing my 'concerned face'.

 

[brogdale]

Truss capped her lifespan.

This.
Must get it out there that Truss has killed the Queen.

 

[Pickman's model]

What's the bank holiday situation? I can't remember.

at the moment none till xmas. but the situation may change

 

[WhyLikeThis]

What's the bank holiday situation? I can't remember.

September does need a bank holiday

 

[Pickman's model]

This.
Must get it out there that Truss has killed the Queen.

i don't know why you want to big truss up

 

[Wilf]

Grauniad says she's 'under medical supervision'. That sort of sounds like her GP is just saying 'I'd lay off the rock climbing, contact sports and talking to liz truss if I were you'.

 

[Pickman's model]

Mrs o87 is a royalist (I swear you have to be of you're a primary school teacher) so is likely to be sad about it when I get home, so I'm practicing my 'concerned face'.

you'll never wipe that large smirk off your face in time

 

[Karl Masks]

Liz's big plan, outstaged

by Liz's big plan

 

[UrbaneFox]

Truss the vampire drained her life force.

Did you see her veined hand after it had been 'kissed'?

 

[Idris2002]

one day of truss was enough to overwhelm her reptilian constitution

Mammal power!

 

[Wilf]

This.
Must get it out there that Truss has killed the Queen.

'Meet liz truss and die'

 

[brogdale]

or..directing the embalmers

 

[moochedit]

one day of truss was enough to overwhelm her reptilian constitution

Just remembered about Truss's youthful republican views. Bound to get the conspiraloons going!

 

[platinumsage]

Live on Sky News she keeps coming outside and sitting down, over and over and over. Can't be good for her.

 

[Karl Masks]

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or..directing the embalmers

Imagine, if you were the mortician you wouldn't know which was the corpse

 

[moochedit]

This.
Must get it out there that Truss has killed the Queen.

Beat me to it

 

[David Clapson]

Some expert on R4 saying she's "the most famous and admired woman on the planet". She's not even in the top 50. Beyonce, Rihanna, Greta Thunberg, Michelle Obama, Sanna Marin.......maybe the queen sneaks in above Anneka Rice,

 

[Petcha]

mistletoe and whine

Megs and Harry are here, conveniently.

 

[Pickman's model]

meanwhile at the telegraph

28 interesting things you didn't know about the Queen

In memory of Her Majesty The Queen - which of these facts did you know about the monarch?

www.telegraph.co.uk