Has the Queen died?

[Bingoman]

According to the BBC Prince Charles is now with her

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh ffs I've not been watching the news because of all the Liz Truss bollocks so have been watching "Moonfall" (really shit but enjoyable shit) so have missed the solemn gravitas!!

 

[nogojones]

For anyone who is under seventy, she has been Queen for all of their life. She became Queen the year I was born.

You getting your Elizabeths mixed up here?

 

[magneze]

According to the BBC Prince Charles is now with her

Pillow in hand?

 

[platinumsage]

What does "under medical supervision" mean anyway? It could be anything from having a chat about eating too much cake once a month, to someone standing over her continuously listening to her heartbeat.

 

[Bingoman]

Kings Christmas speech this ChristmaS?

 

[CNT36]

I've got srs 3 of the boys, all the new tits dragons and tolkien shows and king of the hill re-runs to keep me going. Hank Hill is the only monarch I recognize

I hope that's not legal streaming. I imagine they will keep the titles up but whatever you click will bring up the deathwatch.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Medical supervision = speedball

 

[David Clapson]

What should we be panic buying? Maybe there'll be a mug shortage?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

What does "under medical supervision" mean anyway? It could be anything from having a chat about eating too much cake once a month, to someone standing over her continuously listening to her heartbeat.

They’ve moved her from the ambulance to a hospital corridor

 

[Karl Masks]

Pillow in hand?

all the best wank fantasies go horribly wrong

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Will her death be announced on the 6.00 news this evening?

 

[Buddy Bradley]

What does "under medical supervision" mean anyway? It could be anything from having a chat about eating too much cake once a month, to someone standing over her continuously listening to her heartbeat.

Probably just the terminology they agreed on as how they would describe 'the end' in the media.

 

[Karl Masks]

According to the BBC Prince Charles is now with her

As he is with all of us.

No, wait, that's Allah

 

[spitfire]

What should we be panic buying? Maybe there'll be a mug shortage?

There'll be no shortage of facking mugs.

 

[Santino]

What should we be panic buying? Maybe there'll be a mug shortage?

The opposite, new mugs will be flooding the market.

 

[Karl Masks]

Will her death be announced on the 6.00 news this evening?

When she does die it will on the news forever.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Maybe there'll be a mug shortage?

Not on the television this week

 

[Sue]

You need to go to France more often

Tbf I've been to France many times and nothing has happened so...

 

[Poot]

My dearest hope is that everyone I know has a Netflix account.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Fucking hell. What a time to depart if true. Cliff Richard is just about to release an album of Xmas favourites.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Stand by for TV to be cancelled for a week

Who on earth still watches live broadcast telly?

 

[Sue]

My dearest hope is that everyone I know has a Netflix account.

Thoughts and prayers for those who don't.

 

[DotCommunist]

The opposite, new mugs will be flooding the market.

buy shares in Franklin Mint

 

[Cloo]

Very glad to be living in a time of streaming services - can you imagine if the Queen died and you had to sit through days on nothing but solemn music and tributes for days on end on the telly?

 

[not-bono-ever]

According to the BBC Prince Charles is now with her

Clocked out of work early I expect.

 

[David Clapson]

Pirate Bay lessons available for those who don't want to pay for Netflix

 

[steveo87]

Who in earth still watches live broadcast telly?

Me when Netflix have to get rid of Stsr Trek Deep Space Nine, to be honest.

 

[A380]

Has she held on long enough to avoid BoJo doing her eulogy? Frankly, who would blame her?

 

[Karl Masks]

Fucking hell. What a time to depart if true. Cliff Richard is just about to release an album of Xmas favourites.

Stretching his wings

No, wait, that's the Angel of Death