Has the Queen died?

[tommers]

that's mould or something? also her fingers are different colours to her hands. She's got three different colours from the top of her hands to her fingertips. Can't be long now.

 

[Calamity1971]

mould

Past her use by date?

 

[Pickman's model]

that's mould or something? also her fingers are different colours to her hands. She's got three different colours from the top of her hands to her fingertips. Can't be long now.

Jelly and ice cream when the queen dies

 

[stavros]

She needs a stint at St Clabberts. At least a number 5 going on there.

Without makeup:

 

[stavros]

At her age she must be quite tired, after bending over for Truss' ring-kissing.

 

[Pickman's model]

Why hasn't the Queen died yet

 

[bluescreen]

Why hasn't the Queen died yet

She's quiet quitting.

 

[elbows]

Why hasn't the Queen died yet

If we'd been around a long time ago we'd have spent well over a decade waiting for Churchill to die. And he'd have teased us with multiple strokes although some of them were covered up initially.

 

[tommers]

he'd have teased us with multiple strokes

Snort.

 

[Duncan2]

Why hasn't the Queen died yet

its fair to say she looks peaky if that is her and not a facsimile in wax.

 

[Pickman's model]

If we'd been around a long time ago we'd have spent well over a decade waiting for Churchill to die. And he'd have teased us with multiple strokes although some of them were covered up initially.

Yeh but I've been waiting all my life for the Queen to die

 

[tim]

Apparently the ridiculous kissing hands thing to appoint the next PM thing is going to involve everyone travelling to Balmoral because she's not up to travel.

Edward VII had more style. He didn't make his Prime Ministers come to dreary Balmoral. They had to go to the fleshpots of Biarritz to kiss his hand.

Anyway, given unhealthy look of Brenda's mitts she'll have poisoned the lips of both Johnson &Truss, so we'll have double state funeral as a warm up for London Bridge going down

 

[Pickman's model]

Edward VII had more style. He didn't make his Prime Ministers come to dreary Balmoral. They had to go to the fleshpots of Biarritz to kiss his hand.

Anyway, given unhealthy look of Brenda's mitts she'll have poisoned the lips of both Johnson &Truss, so we'll have double state funeral as a warm up for London Bridge going down

Why can't we have a trio?

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Looks like they’ve unhooked her from whatever drip or driver for the kissing of the ring.

 

[tommers]

Looks like they’ve unhooked her from whatever drip or driver for the kissing of the ring. View attachment 341323

Ah yeah you're right. That's what it is.

 

[stavros]

Why hasn't the Queen died yet

Wait 'til she hears that she's got to ennoble Dorries.

 

[Pickman's model]

Wait 'til she hears that she's got to ennoble Dorries.

if that doesn't do for her then nothing will

 

[Bingoman]

The queen to miss privy council meeting

Queen postpones Privy Council meeting after doctors 'advise her to rest'

The latest advice does not involve a hospital stay for the 96-year-old monarch, who has ongoing mobility issues.

news.sky.com

 

[steveseagull]

Screwed she is, screwed. Will they ship her back to Windsor to cark it or just leave her in Aberdeen?

 

[danny la rouge]

The queen to miss privy council meeting

Queen postpones Privy Council meeting after doctors 'advise her to rest'

The latest advice does not involve a hospital stay for the 96-year-old monarch, who has ongoing mobility issues.

news.sky.com

It’s not sounding good if she has to schedule trips to the privy, never mind cancel them!

 

[Bingoman]

It’s not sounding good if she has to schedule trips to the privy, never mind cancel them!

I think she was doing over zoom because she is at Balmoral,

 

[danny la rouge]

I think she was doing over zoom because she is at Balmoral,

 

[ouirdeaux]

Yeh but I've been waiting all my life for the Queen to die

Surely you could have found something more interesting to do.

 

[not a trot]

Just had a bet with wife. What happens first, Queenie dies, or South East Water finish laying a new pipe outside our house.

 

[Calamity1971]

Just had a bet with wife. What happens first, Queenie dies, or South East Water finish laying a new pipe outside our house.

Not the pipe.

 

[tim]

Just had a bet with wife. What happens first, Queenie dies, or South East Water finish laying a new pipe outside our house.

This thread has been full of fevered excitement about her imminent demise for over five years. Not only will that pipe be laid first but she'll still be around for the completion of Highspeed 2. At the very minimum, at least another six Tory Prime-Ministers will kiss hands.

 

[Pickman's model]

Surely you could have found something more interesting to do.

I've been multitasking

 

[Raheem]

Just had a bet with wife. What happens first, Queenie dies, or South East Water finish laying a new pipe outside our house.

(c) the apocalypse

 

[Pickman's model]

This thread has been full of fevered excitement about her imminent demise for over five years. Not only will that pipe be laid first but she'll still be around for the completion of Highspeed 2. At the very minimum, at least another six Tory Prime-Ministers will kiss hands.

Kiss rings

 

[PR1Berske]

Yeh but I've been waiting all my life for the Queen to die

And here I was feeling guilty yesterday about wasting my life on Twitter!