Has the Queen died?

[steveseagull]

Do you think if she carks it over the next day or two it will shut up all the war hungry centrist dads for a bit?

 

[PR1Berske]

Do you think if she carks it over the next day or two it will shut up all the war hungry centrist dads for a bit?

The front pages will need fold out flaps for all the merged Royal/military imagery they'll photoshop together.

 

[brogdale]

The Azov battalion can teach her how to use a rifle?

Oh...hands up who thinks that's a little harsh...

 

[Badgers]

Do you think if she carks it over the next day or two it will shut up all the war hungry centrist dads for a bit?

No

 

[Smangus]

She can't kark it before the Jubilee bank holiday ffs

After by all means , then we get more days off for the funeral. Your Majesty, do your duty for your people!

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Surely it’s time for a sickness absence review meeting to be triggered by HRH-HR as per the attendance policy.

Her benefits should be stopped.

 

[Badgers]

Her benefits should be stopped.

Plus her land restored to the people.
Her beshitted 'monarchy' returned to the middle ages.
Her pedo son jailed.

 

[brogdale]

Plus her land restored to the people.
Her beshitted 'monarchy' returned to the middle ages.
Her pedo son jailed.

Has the makings of a very good start to a manifesto for the Badgers party

 

[Smangus]

Has the makings of a very good start to a manifesto for the Badgers party

Vote Badg!!

 

[bluescreen]

His Badg!
FTW!

 

[Pickman's model]

Plus her land restored to the people.
Her beshitted 'monarchy' returned to the middle ages.
Her pedo son jailed.

sensible policies for a happier britain

 

[Smangus]

Vote for His Badgesty

 

[Badgers]

Has the makings of a very good start to a manifesto for the Badgers party

 

[Puddy_Tat]

vote Badgers

i expect sound policies on FEBs and otter rights to be announced soon

 

[ska invita]

dont forget!

Royal family 'hugely worried' for Queen as she battles Covid-19

The royal family is deeply worried after the Queen got Covid-19. The 95-year-old tested positive for Covid-19 last week and since then, she has postponed her virtual engagements as she fights...

www.thenews.com.pk

 

[Dogsauce]

 

[Elpenor]

She’s back! Virtual audiences restored much to the delight of all ambassadors I’m sure. Crack out the Ferrero Roche!

Queen recovers to carry out virtual engagements

After cancelling events because of Covid, the Queen is taking part in virtual engagements again.

www.bbc.co.uk

I’ve also realised what the virtual audiences remind me of:

 

[nastyned]

The jubilee bank holiday is saved! Gawd bless 'er!

 

[Dogsauce]

Could just be the famous Covid ‘dead cat bounce’. Not out of the woods yet.

 

[mx wcfc]

Private Eye has inside info

 

[Pickman's model]

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I don't think anyone could endure the commonwealth day service

 

[stavros]

If she can synchronise it with WW3 it might spare us from the uncontrollable gushing from the media.

 

[Pickman's model]

If she can synchronise it with WW3 it might spare us from the uncontrollable gushing from the media.

Perhaps - assuming we're in full ww3 - a missile might solve our Windsor problem. Come friendly bombs and that

 

[stavros]

On second thoughts I think Putin is being very selfish, choosing the Jubilee year to do his thing.

 

[bluescreen]

Perhaps - assuming we're in full ww3 - a missile might solve our Windsor problem. Come friendly bombs and that

Well, Windsor isn't so far from Slough.

 

[platinumsage]

She might go soon to distract from the forthcoming questions about Prince Michael of Kent’s extensive Russian connections.

 

[PR1Berske]

She might go soon to distract from the forthcoming questions about Prince Michael of Kent’s extensive Russian connections.

This is the thing, both genetically and diplomatically, the Windsors are tied up so much they'll be the next big reveal of things carry on.

 

[lizzieloo]

Has the makings of a very good start to a manifesto for the Badgers party

I'm in, can I be in charge of the logo?

 

[stavros]

Well, Windsor isn't so far from Slough.

True, it has a Slough postcode.

 

[platinumsage]

She has left her home for the last time, I guess the funeral will be next week:

Queen leaves Buckingham Palace for good

THE QUEEN has decided to leave Buckingham Palace for good, according to reports.

www.express.co.uk