Has the Queen died?

[Pickman's model]

She has left her home for the last time, I guess the funeral will be next week:

Queen leaves Buckingham Palace for good

THE QUEEN has decided to leave Buckingham Palace for good, according to reports.

www.express.co.uk

She has always hated Buckingham palace and spent as little time there as possible. It's a stretch to say it's her home when she hadn't been a night there in two years

 

[elbows]

Plus its being renovated for years to come and she wanted an excuse not to have to meet Johnson in person every week.

 

[Pickman's model]

Plus its being renovated for years to come and she wanted an excuse not to have to meet Johnson in person every week.

If she reclaimed her prerogatives she could have him executed tomorrow, it's in magna carts

 

[elbows]

If she reclaimed her prerogatives she could have him executed tomorrow, it's in magna carts

To reduce the risk of a constitutional crisis they are exploring other ways to achieve the same sort of result, such as having the renovations involve wallpaper made from Johnsons skin.

 

[Pickman's model]

To reduce the risk of a constitutional crisis they are exploring other ways to achieve the same sort of result, such as having the renovations involve wallpaper made from Johnsons skin.

The flesh already earmarked for penguins

 

[elbows]

The flesh already earmarked for penguins

Charles is personally overseeing the construction of the new feeding room and observation platform. The budget of which is still less than that of the downing street briefing room. Negotiations to have Allegra Stratton provide pre-recorded commentary are ongoing.

 

[Artaxerxes]

She has left her home for the last time, I guess the funeral will be next week:

Queen leaves Buckingham Palace for good

THE QUEEN has decided to leave Buckingham Palace for good, according to reports.

www.express.co.uk

She donating it for social housing then? Fancy releasing some equity?

Or is it going to sit empty and continue adding to the housing crisis not to mention the energy costs and carbon of maintaining the place

 

[platinumsage]

She donating it for social housing then? Fancy releasing some equity?

Or is it going to sit empty and continue adding to the housing crisis not to mention the energy costs and carbon of maintaining the place

It'll be her eldest son's pied-à-terre, after the handyman has given it a lick of magnolia.

 

[not-bono-ever]

its all PR lies, shes actually behind the barricades in kherson plotting a long term guerilla campaign . god bless you HRH. doing something useful at last

 

[moochedit]

Perhaps - assuming we're in full ww3 - a missile might solve our Windsor problem. Come friendly bombs and that

Unfortunately unlike the rest of us, she probably has a bomb shelter under her house

 

[extra dry]

Easier to have parties and such, as one does.

 

[MickiQ]

Unfortunately unlike the rest of us, she probably has a bomb shelter under her house

I would imagine that in the likelihood of nuclear war there is a plan to stash key Royals somewhere safe, I would imagine the sweaty one has lost his place in the bunker though.

 

[Pickman's model]

I would imagine that in the likelihood of nuclear war there is a plan to stash key Royals somewhere safe, I would imagine the sweaty one has lost his place in the bunker though.

in the event of nuclear war they would have 4 minutes to stash them so it's probably going to be shove them under some tables while the staff, being more agile and indeed younger, will make their way at haste to the bunker and then blame each other for not bringing the queen

 

[platinumsage]

in the event of nuclear war they would have 4 minutes to stash them so it's probably going to be shove them under some tables while the staff, being more agile and indeed younger, will make their way at haste to the bunker and then blame each other for not bringing the queen

This is in the plan - they don't want the Queen to be seized by invading Russian soldiers and married to Putin to cement the takeover.

 

[Dogsauce]

Unfortunately unlike the rest of us, she probably has a bomb shelter under her house

Speak for yourself…

 

[Pickman's model]

can't believe the fucking queen didn't have the decency to die before yesterday

 

[Artaxerxes]

Queen pulls out of attending Commonwealth Service

The Queen will not attend next week's service at Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ax^]

Still hope yet

 

[PR1Berske]

Charles III/George VIi must surely by now have typed out a speech with the title "FINAL_Vers_22.docx"

 

[Pickman's model]

Still hope yet

Thoughts and prayers for such

 

[RD2003]

I moved house last August. New street's WhatsApp group is talking about a jubilee party, or at least 4-5 people are. The enthusiasm seems minimal. I think they might end up celebrating a coronation instead.

 

[Ax^]

oddly my road appears to have no interest


but as i repeatly report last time it was a queen jubilee party, the local mosque invited people to one by knocking on doors and the mother went
hope they do it again

 

[Cerv]

Private Eye has inside infoView attachment 312572

proving to be accurate. commonwealth day attendance cancelled.
guess they'll pull out all the stops to make the Phillip thing something she's able to attend.

 

[Epona]

She has left her home for the last time, I guess the funeral will be next week:

Queen leaves Buckingham Palace for good

THE QUEEN has decided to leave Buckingham Palace for good, according to reports.

www.express.co.uk

FFS I clicked on a link to the express by mistake - should have come with a warning mate.

 

[RD2003]

These Covid-inspired WhatsApp groups can be interesting. A few months ago we had two young women knocking on doors on a cold Saturday morning, saying they were representing OpenWorld and wanting to know your broadband speed. The one I spoke to was obviously Spanish, and, in fact, she confirmed this when I asked her where she came from in Spain. The other was black.

Within seconds, WhatsApp posts had appeared urging caution. It's a scam-one of them is possibly Romanian... nobody directly singled out the black woman but... Lots of joining in (neither girl was above about 5'4" and no threat to anybody but the old and chronically ill, none of whom were joining in.) Then came the indignant replies from the anti-racists.

A battle between the 'woke' and the party of reaction right on my doorstep. Who would have guessed? Dismayingly, as far as I can gather from my curtain-twitching observations, it largely seemed like a conflct between the university educated incomers and the proper locals.

 

[Pickman's model]

These Covid-inspired WhatsApp groups can be interesting. A few months ago we had two young women knocking on doors on a cold Saturday morning, saying they were representing OpenWorld and wanting to know your broadband speed. The one I spoke to was obviously Spanish, and, in fact, she confirmed this when I asked her where she came from in Spain. The other was black.

Within seconds, WhatsApp posts had appeared urging caution. It's a scam-one of them is obviously Romanian... nobodty directly singled out the black woman but.... Lots of joining in (neither girl was above about 5'4" and no threat to anybody but the old and chronically ill.) Then came the indignant replies from the anti-racists.

A battle between the 'woke' and the party of progress right on my doorstep. Who would have guessed? Dismayingly, as far as I can gather from my curtain-twitching observations, it largely seemed like a conflct between the university educated incomers and the proper locals.

What's the relevance of one girl being black and the other Spanish?

 

[Ax^]

A battle between the 'woke' and the party of reaction right on my doorstep. Who would have guessed? Dismayingly, as far as I can gather from my curtain-twitching observations, it largely seemed like a conflct between the university educated incomers and the proper locals.

owning the libs

 

[RD2003]

What's the relevance of one girl being black and the other Spanish?

They wanted to go in hard on the European girl ('possibly Romanian'), but didn't seem to want to expose themselves by focussing on colour.

 

[RD2003]

owning the libs

No. An observation, that's all. As I said, dismaying.

 

[Pickman's model]

They wanted to go in hard on the European girl ('possibly Romanian'), but didn't seem to want to expose themselves by focussing on colour.

I'd hope they didn't want to expose themselves at all