Has the Queen died?

[Riklet]

She'll be on so many expensive retrovirals there'll be no chance of anything much happening to her.

 

[tim]

Time to get her dewormed.

 

[Ax^]

if she karks it before Boris freedom day ballocks at the end of the month
that would be quite fun

"it all over pat me on the back and forget about parties"

"dead head of state from Covid"

 

[N_igma]

 

[Ax^]

Hit by Camilla

i'm not waiting to be Queen!!!

 

[tim]

My fair Queen Consort

 

[moochedit]

She's tested positive according to the BBC.

Not long now.

Is she in good spirits?

 

[Ax^]

half a bottle of gin so far but its early

 

[Pickman's model]

She'll be on so many expensive retrovirals there'll be no chance of anything much happening to her.

yeh every single part of her has been changed since 1926 so it's not like she's elizabeth windsor at all

 

[mx wcfc]

The Queen tests positive for Covid

She has mild symptoms and expects to continue "light duties" at Windsor, Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

a small step in the right direction....

 

[Pickman's model]

The Queen tests positive for Covid

She has mild symptoms and expects to continue "light duties" at Windsor, Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

a small step in the right direction....

she's on light duties? wtf do they mean? she's not done a day's work certainly since 1945 and quite possibly 1926

 

[Pickman's model]

The Queen tests positive for Covid

She has mild symptoms and expects to continue "light duties" at Windsor, Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

a small step in the right direction....

yeh she should be on heavy duties constructing the long-planned canal from scapa flow to kirkwall

 

[not a trot]

she's on light duties? wtf do they mean? she's not done a day's work certainly since 1945 and quite possibly 1926

Woman of her age shouldn't be climbing ladders to change light bulbs. Or do they still use candles in Windsor ?

 

[Pickman's model]

Woman of her age shouldn't be climbing ladders to change light bulbs. Or do they still use candles in Windsor ?

they use servants.

 

[platinumsage]

they use servants.

I know Nero burnt Christians to light up his garden but I wouldn't have thought the royals would get away with that sort of thing these days.

 

[tim]

she's on light duties? wtf do they mean? she's not done a day's work certainly since 1945 and quite possibly 1926

Repetitive strain injury from all that waving and her ribbon cutting scissors have had more handles and blades than Trigger's broom had handles and heads. Moreover, I bet you'd need more than a gin and Dubonnet after a hard day's knighting.

 

[PR1Berske]

The banknote design department of the Bank of England will be quite twitchy.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[RainbowTown]

His Lizard Twin......

 

[Pickman's model]

witchell has not aged well because proximity to the royal family over any length of time has an effect on human flesh similar to that commonly found in the irradiated areas of nuclear power stations

 

[AmateurAgitator]

She's tested positive according to the BBC.

Not long now.

She'll be alright.

 

[Pickman's model]

She'll be alright.

 

[not a trot]

She'll be alright.

They said the same about Phil.

 

[stavros]

They said the same about Phil.

Not quite - they said he was alt-right.

 

[brogdale]

What a particular shithouse of an organised religion the established church is.

 

[Fairweather]

 

[Raheem]

Ha! She's sending texts because she's too out-of-breath for a phone call.

 

[platinumsage]

What a particular shithouse of an organised religion the established church is.

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Yeah you’d expect any reasonable kind of organised religion to be gleefully heralding her demise. I bet the pope reads this thread for example.

 

[brogdale]

Yeah you’d expect any reasonable kind of organised religion to be gleefully heralding her demise. I bet the pope reads this thread for example.

Yer reckon?

 

[Sprocket.]

Yer reckon?

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