Great Father Ted quotes

[spitfire]

ordered last week quite reasonable delivery to uk too

By an amazing coincidence my Dad just sent me a set as a surprise!

Will take pride of place next to my Che set.

 

[two sheds]

Yes I thought just after I'd bought them that they'd make a really good present.

 

[stavros]

By an amazing coincidence my Dad just sent me a set as a surprise!

Will take pride of place next to my Che set.

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There are worse things you could decorate your home with.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

There are worse things you could decorate your home with.

"Actually, no I can't explain."

 

[Supine]

Have you seen any insense?

There was a spider in the bathroom last night

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[stavros]

Father Purcell makes a good case for being the best priest who only appears once.

Father Bigley doesn't count, as he never appears.

 

[stavros]

"I don't care who he hates, as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness!"

 

[LeytonCatLady]

"They invented gayness!"

"Pints of it!"

 

[stavros]

 

[LeytonCatLady]

I was 14 the first time I saw that and laughed till my belly ached. Still has the same effect now.

 

[two sheds]

I'm going to have to watch them all through again aren't I

 

[Supine]

I'm going to have to watch them all through again aren't I

i've been doing that recently. it's worth it

 

[two sheds]

I ripped them all and watched them about 6 months ago, too

 

[stavros]

I'm going to have to watch them all through again aren't I

I've long thought it should be the entire Christian element of RE in schools, with possible intermissions for the Python films.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I've long thought it should be the entire Christian element of RE in schools, with possible intermissions for the Python films.

In the late 1990's, the collected VHS cassettes took pride of place in the day room of the English College in Rome (those British seminarians touted for fast progression in the Catholic Church). So I understand

 

[Jay Park]

Obvs the punchline is fucking well minted but for me, the set-up line, ‘he’s not a very nice man is he?’ is an absolute beaut

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[Jay Park]

Obvs the punchline is fucking well minted but for me, the set-up line, ‘he’s not a very nice man is he?’ is an absolute beaut

Actually - Hitler, and Jungle Music, and his notorious sleeping patterns. Bow down mere mortals

 

[Jay Park]

“ Ah, jumping on my picture again? Father “

 

[UrbaneFox]

Father Jack: "A feckin' pair of womens' knickers!!!"

can't remember in what context it was said

It's from the advent calendar. "What do you think is behinds today's window, Father Jack?'

Thanks for this thread, everyone. I like the bit where the caravan tips over, and Jack's funeral "He could have been Pope, but for those fecking Jesuits. It's not what you know, it's who you know"

 

[stavros]

It's from the advent calendar. "What do you think is behinds today's window, Father Jack?'

Not as good as Dougal's guess:

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Mrs Doyle:
Do you think our new guest would like a cup of tea Father? The little sheep fellow. (laughs simperingly)

Father Ted:
I don't think they drink tea Mrs Doyle. Not unless you have some sheep tea (laughs)

Mrs Doyle (suddenly serious):
Yes.

Father Ted (taken aback):
What?

Mrs Doyle:
Yes, we do have some sheep tea.

Father Ted:
Oh. Well... you'd better... give him some of that, then.

Mrs Doyle (overjoyed):
Okay so!

 

[tim]

Sinn Fein Senator resigns over incorrectly paid Covid payment that was just resting in her account

Sinn Féin's Elisha McCallion resigns over Covid-19 grant money

Mrs McCallion apologised "unreservedly" on Thursday afternoon, saying the grant was lodged into a joint account of which she is a named signature with her husband.
"I fully accept that as a named signature on the account that I should have taken extra steps to verify this situation, before it was brought to my attention on Tuesday.

 

[two sheds]

Spider baby DOES exist

 

[stavros]

It's good that, after realising the priesthood wasn't for him, Father Damo found his true calling at Aston Villa:

 

[LeytonCatLady]

RIP Rynagh O'Grady AKA Mary O'Leary

Tributes paid to Father Ted star Rynagh O'Grady as actress dies suddenly

The Dublin actress was famously known as Mary O'Leary from Craggy Island

www.irishmirror.ie

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

I forget whether this one's been posted on any of the nine preceding pages:

 

[PR1Berske]

‘What if I enjoy the misery’

My partner and I will say this at each and every opportunity, it's just part of our vocabulary now.