Great Father Ted quotes

[stavros]

The scheduled lifting of Covid restrictions will further add to the list of things that have happened on 19 July.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

The scheduled lifting of Covid restrictions will further add to the list of things that have happened on 19 July.

You're right there Ted, ya big bollocks!

 

[stavros]

During the plague:

 

[LeytonCatLady]

During the plague:

Ah sorry about that, Bishop Len Brennan!

 

[stavros]

Did anyone else hear Thought for the Day on Radio 4 this morning? They had the Pope talking, I think in Latin, with the English dubbed over it. It reminded me of Father Hernandez, albeit less believable.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Just watching The Mainland with Ted and Dougal angering Richard Wilson and getting lost in the caves.

DOUGAL: Ted, me tank top's turned into a bra!!!
TED: You've snagged it on something. Oh thank God, we can find our way out! (all while absent mindedly winding the thread up).
DOUGAL: Ted, shouldn't we be following that instead of winding it up?
TED (realising what he's done): I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! (Which then echoes repeatedly round the cave and drives Richard Wilson insane).

 

[Santino]

Hearing talk on the news of Boris Johnson criticising his 'foes' made me think of Father Noel/Graham Norton's 'list of enemies'.

 

[neonwilderness]

Hearing talk on the news of Boris Johnson criticising his 'foes' made me think of Father Noel/Graham Norton's 'list of enemies'.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Hearing talk on the news of Boris Johnson criticising his 'foes' made me think of Father Noel/Graham Norton's 'list of enemies'.

Did he have different lists for liars and twats?

 

[stavros]

Just watching The Mainland with Ted and Dougal angering Richard Wilson and getting lost in the caves.

DOUGAL: Ted, me tank top's turned into a bra!!!
TED: You've snagged it on something. Oh thank God, we can find our way out! (all while absent mindedly winding the thread up).
DOUGAL: Ted, shouldn't we be following that instead of winding it up?
TED (realising what he's done): I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! (Which then echoes repeatedly round the cave and drives Richard Wilson insane).

The best episode, in my opinion. Mrs Doyle and Mrs Dineen fight over the bill; Jack goes to the optician and Alcoholics Anonymous; and Noel Furlong's various bits.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

All of these get an airing in our house - especially this one



Usually after we've been to the supermarket

 

[stavros]

I drop loads of FT quotes into general conversation, along with some Partridge and Tuckerisms. It always disappoints whenever anyone asks what "ecumenical" means, or worse thinks I'm some kind of religious zealot.

 

[Gromit]

Pretty much the only one I use...

... But I use it a lot.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

I drop loads of FT quotes into general conversation, along with some Partridge and Tuckerisms. It always disappoints whenever anyone asks what "ecumenical" means, or worse thinks I'm some kind of religious zealot.

Eejits!

 

[stavros]

Eejits!

That's the thing about Catholicism thought: it's so vague, and no one really knows what it's all about.

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

I'm positive this has been posted before, possibly by me, but nonetheless:

 

[LeytonCatLady]

I'm positive this has been posted before, possibly by me, but nonetheless:

"Just don't give the car away in a raffle or something!"

 

[stavros]

"That's nearly as mad as that thing you told me about the loaves and the fishes!"

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

"Father Sweeney, he had a very small bladder, about the size of a Terry's Chocolate Orange."

 

[stavros]

 

[LeytonCatLady]

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GOD, THE SEXISM IN THE CHURCH GETS MY FECKIN' GOAT!!!

 

[stavros]

GOD, THE SEXISM IN THE CHURCH GETS MY FECKIN' GOAT!!!

 

[LeytonCatLady]

I like the bit where the sign language lady doesn't recognise Tir Na Nog and shrugs!

 

[stavros]

A good FT quiz question is, whilst Sinead O'Connor and Daniel O'Donnell are spoofed with fictional characters, which real life musician appears as a version of themselves?

 

[stavros]

"The Chinese Communist Party - the biggest communist party in the world, and, in my opinion, the best."

 

[stavros]

I haven't paid too much attention to the Sinéad O'Connor death story, but every time I hear about it I'm reminded of Rock-A-Hula Ted:

 

[Idris2002]

A good FT quiz question is, whilst Sinead O'Connor and Daniel O'Donnell are spoofed with fictional characters, which real life musician appears as a version of themselves?

Neil Hannon?