graham henderson fails to complete his self-immolation

[Pickman's model]

maybe next time eh

 

[gentlegreen]

Wiki is on the ball :-

Bonfire incident
In August 2016 he set himself on fire [6]

succinct and to the point.

 

[gentlegreen]

Just how hard is it to light a bonfire in August ?

 

[brogdale]

Just how hard is it to light a bonfire in August ?

Always damp on the prison isle.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I like the little physics lesson at the end of his statement though.

 

[Spymaster]

Is Graham, Gordon's brother?

Does this kind of carelessness run in the family?

 

[bi0boy]

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maybe next time eh

his is lucky to be alive
a picture of his in hospital

who wrote that?

 

[Pickman's model]

his is lucky to be alive
a picture of his in hospital

who wrote that?

Evening standard. Surprised you didn't recognise the font.

 

[brogdale]

Most requested on Tunbridge Wells hospital radio....

 

[salem]

his is lucky to be alive
a picture of his in hospital

who wrote that?

That the opening line reads terribly too

 

[Wilf]

At least after we get rid of this namby pamby cosseted health and safety gone made EU, Tory MPs will be able to conflagrate themselves to their hearts content.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Surely we can deduct those 10 days in hospital from his wages. If he's posting on Facebook he's clearly fit for work.

 

[Sue]

At least after we get rid of this namby pamby cosseted health and safety gone made EU, Tory MPs will be able to conflagrate themselves to their hearts content.

Political correctness.

 

[Wilf]

Political correctness.

I wish him a happy Brexit (Bonfire Related Exit).

 

[Combustible]

Just how hard is it to light a bonfire in August ?

To be fair it doesn't sound like he had a problem lighting the bonfire, he just found it difficult to only light the bonfire.

 

[Ax^]

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