Germany v Portugal (Group G) Monday 16th June 2014

[goldenecitrone]

I bet the Brazilian fans are loving this though.

 

[N_igma]

Ronaldo played out of it. Looking pretty dire for Portugal.

 

[pocketscience]

How the fuck Pepe's still allowed to play profession football is beyond me.

Now he gone and ruined this potentially good game.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I think he just misjudged bending over, which is quite easy to do and got sent off.

Well, it's a straight red so he can appeal.

"Look your honour, my depth perception is for shit"
*reaches for glass of water and grasps at thin air*
"The defence rests"

 

[mwgdrwg]

Portugal are just dire. Germany, dependable as ever, the ultimate big tournament team.

 

[Lord Camomile]

How the fuck Pepe's still allowed to play profession football is beyond me.

Now he gone and ruined this potentially good game.

Fuck me, I'd never seen that! He just really went for it didn't he! Clearly adopted the Joey Barton "if I'm going down, I might as well make the most of it" philosophy

 

[twistedAM]

Cynical bit of manipulation, wasn't it? I do reckon they should change the rules on violent conduct. I don't think what Pepe (or Pogba) did meaningfully constitutes violence.

Sorry but you're agreeing with Adrian Chiles and therefore woefully wrong.

 

[Badgers]

Final score? I can see a few more goals coming here. Maybe 5-0 or 6-1

 

[agricola]

hahahaha Pepe

 

[Lo Siento.]

are ITV obliged contractually to continue to Fabio Cannavaro, who clearly can't understand a word that the others are saying?

 

[Kaka Tim]

fuck me - after watching that clip - muller got off lightly!

Portugal look to have booked their early exit by half time in their first game.

One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

 

[Voley]

Final score? I can see a few more goals coming here. Maybe 5-0 or 6-1

Lots of shots of Ronaldo looking pissed off, please. That's all I want.

 

[peterkro]

Pepe is a dick being sucked into a brushing of hairstyles and getting sent off.He could have done the full Cantona if he wanted to make a point.

 

[Badgers]

Lots of shots of Ronaldo looking pissed off, please. That's all I want.

I hope he falls out with a team mate and they start a screaming match on the pitch. Then ideally throws his shirt on the floor and walks off.

 

[Voley]

I hope he falls out with a team mate and they start a screaming match on the pitch. Then ideally throws his shirt on the floor and walks off.

While Mueller falls over, getting them both sent off.

 

[rekil]

Mueller should've given a wee wink to the bench.

 

[butchersapron]

Mueller should've given a wee wink to the bench.

Revenge comes in odd little parcels doesn't it?

 

[Badgers]

Should be 4 up there

 

[Lord Camomile]

Bloody hell, this just a disaster for Portugal, losing players all over the place!

Revenge comes in odd little parcels doesn't it?

Heh, hadn't thought of it like that.

 

[Badgers]

No second half goals but Portuguese luck is not going well is it?

 

[goldenecitrone]

I'd like to see this German team take on the Italians or the Dutch. They've not really been under much pressure in this match.

 

[butchersapron]

Didn't ronald-oh have hands on the ref there?

 

[Badgers]

First hatrick of the tournament

Still time for a goal or two more

 

[Lord Camomile]

So far not a good tournament for the Iberian Peninsula.

 

[MrSki]

In other news England need one more wicket with five balls to go.

 

[goldenecitrone]

4-0. Strong German bench. Schurrle, Podolski, Schweinsteiger. Not bad.

 

[ruffneck23]

missed most of it but seen bits, so theres some diving germans and a twat or 2 for the portuguese ?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ronaldo showing off his accuracy there, managing to hit the only man in a one man wall

 

[Badgers]

Ronaldo showing off his accuracy there, managing to hit the only man in a one man wall

I enjoyed that

 

[twistedAM]

Muller has scored more goals in this game than Ronaldo in all WC final games.