Fuck Gentrification - Join the Fuck Parade...Part 3!

[pinkmonkey]

To be fair, cereal killers cafe mark up needs looking at, If it was in the realms of pizza mark up, that bowl would be at least a tenner. (Worked for Perfect Pizza as a student, we were permitted to buy a pizza at cost price for our lunch, that was an eye opener).

 

[DotCommunist]

'what I'd like to know is why these soi-dissant class warriors didn't attack a target that would land them with severe beatings and an 18 stretch like the big bank. Clearly they are plastic because they didn't feed themselves into a judicial mincer'

 

[cesare]

'what I'd like to know is why these soi-dissant class warriors didn't attack a target that would land them with severe beatings and an 18 stretch like the big bank. Clearly they are plastic because they didn't feed themselves into a judicial mincer'

 

[pinkmonkey]

no, in hackney we let the council do that

and in Tottenham too.

 

[Flavour]

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let's all just ponder this for a moment

 

[friedaweed]

'what I'd like to know is why these soi-dissant class warriors didn't attack a target that would land them with severe beatings and an 18 stretch like the big bank. Clearly they are plastic because they didn't feed themselves into a judicial mincer'

If you're prepared to dance for the cause mate... you should at least be prepared to have your DBS smudged

I gave up half way through last night but I'm keen to know if we reached agreement of the fire stetting capabilities of smoke bombs and their current cost?

What a funny thread

 

[cesare]

If you're prepared to dance for the cause mate... you should at least be prepared to have your DBS smudged

I gave up half way through last night but I'm keen to know if we reached agreement of the fire stetting capabilities of smoke bombs and their current cost?

What a funny thread

No, we're back round to the questions about why pick on a cafe, cos they're the wankiest establishment around, but how does that justify picking on a cafe, well they're the wankiest establishment around etc etc etc

 

[Pickman's model]

If you're prepared to dance for the cause mate... you should at least be prepared to have your DBS smudged

I gave up half way through last night but I'm keen to know if we reached agreement of the fire stetting capabilities of smoke bombs and their current cost?

What a funny thread

funny haha or funny peculiar? i'd say some from column a and some from column b, in particular the peculiar dowie.

 

[friedaweed]

funny haha or funny peculiar? i'd say some from column a and some from column b, in particular the peculiar dowie.

Funny in A,B and C matey.

No, we're back round to the questions about why pick on a cafe, cos they're the wankiest establishment around, but how does that justify picking on a cafe, well they're the wankiest establishment around etc etc etc

So a bit of a magic roundabout then with colored smoke

 

[ffsear]

Furious mob targets mildly annoying thing

 

[cesare]

So a bit of a magic roundabout then with colored smoke

Thassit.

 

[Pickman's model]

Furious mob targets mildly annoying thing

i'm getting the feeling you're on of the 40 odd people here.

 

[cesare]

Furious mob targets mildly annoying thing

When it said "continued below" I thought it was an apposite and passing reference to Private Eye's continued page 74. But no. It actually did

 

[ska invita]

2886 comments on the cereal cafe aspect - and theres more on others
must be some kind of a record
The hipster Cereal Killer Cafe owners aren’t the East End’s real enemy | Audrey Gillan

 

[DotCommunist]

If you're prepared to dance for the cause mate... you should at least be prepared to have your DBS smudged

I gave up half way through last night but I'm keen to know if we reached agreement of the fire stetting capabilities of smoke bombs and their current cost?

What a funny thread

If I'm to take a nicking it must only be in the cause of my own financial gain should I avoid the collar being felt #thatcherschildren

 

[cesare]

2886 comments on the cereal cafe aspect - and theres more on others
must be some kind of a record
The hipster Cereal Killer Cafe owners aren’t the East End’s real enemy | Audrey Gillan

I might have guessed the fucking Guardian readers would be absolutely fuming Whilst busy doing an about face/save face on Corbyn.

 

[Pickman's model]

I might have guessed the fucking Guardian readers would be absolutely fuming Whilst busy doing an about face/save face on Corbyn.

 

[friedaweed]

So who are the real fascists here?

Fuck parade or Jedward?

 

[Pickman's model]

So who are the real fascists here?

Fuck parade or Jedward?

anyone who calls themselves jedward has questions to answer

 

[friedaweed]

anyone who calls themselves jedward has questions to answer

Ok so the two Irish boys are the fascists so does that mean the one's with the sound systems and the circus skills are the hipsters

When I lived off Brick Lane it was as simple as curry or bagel

((((((The Old East End)))))

 

[Pickman's model]

Ok so the two Irish boys are the fascists so does that mean the one's with the sound systems and the circus skills are the hipsters

When I lived off Brick Lane it was as simple as curry or bagel

((((((The Old East End)))))

i think you're setting up a false dichotomy and reading things into my post which simply aren't there.

 

[friedaweed]

i think you're setting up a false dichotomy and reading things into my post which simply aren't there.

No I'm reading the comments section of the Guardian at the same time and was just hoping you'd give me some answers Brother Picman's. It's confusing is this stuff to an outsider/northman

The hipster Cereal Killer Cafe owners aren’t the East End’s real enemy | Audrey Gillan

I suppose it's like cheese rolling and oatcakes. You've just gotta be local to understand the drama

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Cafe round here is offering baby yoga, when Frau Bahn went in and suggested that that was clearly some kind of joke she had to leave in disgrace. When's Class War gonna come and sort this shit out? Huh?

 

[Pickman's model]

No I'm reading the comments section of the Guardian at the same time and was just hoping you'd give me some answers Brother Picman's. It's confusing is this stuff to an outsider/northman

The hipster Cereal Killer Cafe owners aren’t the East End’s real enemy | Audrey Gillan

I suppose it's like cheese rolling and oatcakes. You've just gotta be local to understand the drama

yeh there's something lost in translation i suppose

 

[friedaweed]

yeh there's something lost in translation i suppose

I'm going for a kip. It's all too much for me.

What's the fire eaters all about?

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm going for a kip. It's all too much for me.

What's the fire eaters all about?

the 1980s never went away

 

[Ax^]

i still like to know what area of Belfast they come from

because it must be a fucking sleepy berg if that was a terrifying riot to the lads

 

[friedaweed]

i still like to know what area of Belfast they come from

because it must be a fucking sleepy berg if that was a terrifying riot to the lads

That London's made'em soft mate

 

[treelover]

If these protesters had any clue they wouldve used nerf super soakers filled with milk and watch the whole shop go snap, crackle and pop.

posted elsewhere.

 

[Batboy]

As to only picking soft targets there was nothing soft on the CIty parade - right through the banking sector outnumbered by police - against the odds that day. This is ultimately a symbolic and demonstrative action though remember - banging on some windows isnt going to make the buildings and institutions disappear...

One thing thats a bit weak at these is little to no attempt to connect with people and bring them on board. Seems the philosophy behind this is simply to be a mob, and those naturally sympathetic are drawn to the mob and don't need anything explaining to them. It may not be the most effective model, but it is what it is - and as Martin Wright points out, theres an ancient tradition of it. It is what it is, and its pointless asking , why not do this and do that.

They are never going to get the masses on board, it will always be fringe. It will never radically change things although they may get some people to take note. Still seems like they should consider targeting Premiership football clubs, they are the epitome of billionaire greed. They will never do it of course.