Freeman-on-the-land idiocies
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Poot
My wife thinks I work too hard
That's awful! I can't imagine how that would even work! Conspiracy theorists are quite similar, aren't they?Very different to your case but I had one of those fuckers - conspiracy theorist at least - sue me in Scotland so 500 miles away. Lied through his teeth to judges who seemed remarkably tolerant of his tactics all the way through & cost me 10 grand in all.
I should point out that my posts are tongue in cheek and I do not live in fear of being sued by a fotler because I know the law and I know that he's just a little tinker.
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NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
Very different to your case but I had one of those fuckers - conspiracy theorist at least - sue me in Scotland so 500 miles away. Lied through his teeth to judges who seemed remarkably tolerant of his tactics all the way through & cost me 10 grand in all.
You were robbed!
I thought the loser had to pay for the legal expenses? Did you lose the case?If I lost ten grand to a conspiracy nutter, I'd want them all destroyed.
nogojones
spelling is overrated
I'm pretty sure you haven't entered into a contract with him under maritime law. So you just might be able to get away with it if you tell him you're commonly know as PootI had to deal with "my" fotler today. I had police back-up. Three police officers! I didn't know there were three police officers around here!
He went into hiding but according to the guys on the ground he's sent me an invoice for £100,000 for the trouble I caused. Looks like I'm going to have to sell the house.If only there was some way to avoid paying this big bill.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Case didn't get to court - he was clearly going to waste as much money and court time as he could to push up my legal fees. I'd have fought the case myself but for the distance. I learned that he was an expert at doing this and took on cases against the government for fun. I had to get a solicitor in Scotland, he eventually settled so the ten grand was my loss of heating system plus legal expenses.You were robbed!
If I lost ten grand to a conspiracy nutter, I'd want them all destroyed.
He had quite a following in conspiracy theory circles apparently. He keeled over and died from a heart attack when he was giving a talk at a conspiracy theory conference. I heard that his followers wanted an autopsy because they thought he'd been killed by the government. I wanted an autopsy to make sure the fucker was dead.
Poot
My wife thinks I work too hard
Maritime law! Of course! That's the one where you're allowed to shoot someone who gets a bit emotional, isn't it? Let's use that one!
That's Captain Poot to you.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
I had to deal with "my" fotler today. I had police back-up. Three police officers! I didn't know there were three police officers around here!
He went into hiding but according to the guys on the ground he's sent me an invoice for £100,000 for the trouble I caused. Looks like I'm going to have to sell the house.
I hope the coppers were wearing their hats; otherwise they can’t do him for nothing!
likesfish
You can't park here sir
Update his permit ran out so I ticketed him probably wouldn’t have bothered as it was my last half an hour.
But if your an abandoned glasshouse next to a pile of of handy sized stones it would be rude not to
.I wait my bill with baited breath
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
I'd love to see their indignation when they read your ticket. In his view; the arrogance of ticketing his perfectly legally parked conveyance that they use to travel in is awful. I mean how dare you; he has a magic laminated piece of paper and everything.Update his permit ran out so I ticketed him probably wouldn’t have bothered as it was my last half an hour.
But if your an abandoned glasshouse next to a pile of of handy sized stones it would be rude not to
I wait my bill with baited breath
Just to be clear I think it's great you ticketed the van, you should pop around next week and write another one
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
"Outside of the jurisdiction of the United Kingdom"
These fuckwits don't understand how jurisdiction works, do they? Even if by some quirk of legality there was a way for an ordinary road user to somehow put themselves out of jurisdiction even when they are still within UK borders (huh?!), any such loopholes would end up being rapidly closed once folks started taking advantage. If it really was that fucking easy and actualy part of how UK law works, then it would already be all over the money-saving websites as a hot tip.
The legal system is not some kind of computer game where you can get yourself infinite freebies by finding the right clever glitch, exploit or cheat code. It's built and operated by human beings, and no you don't have the power to pull some kind of Jedi mind trick on them.
These fuckwits don't understand how jurisdiction works, do they? Even if by some quirk of legality there was a way for an ordinary road user to somehow put themselves out of jurisdiction even when they are still within UK borders (huh?!), any such loopholes would end up being rapidly closed once folks started taking advantage. If it really was that fucking easy and actualy part of how UK law works, then it would already be all over the money-saving websites as a hot tip.
The legal system is not some kind of computer game where you can get yourself infinite freebies by finding the right clever glitch, exploit or cheat code. It's built and operated by human beings, and no you don't have the power to pull some kind of Jedi mind trick on them.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
There's one of many loons on PalTalk who for a while used the OED as a book of philosophy.
And there's a semi-literate fundie Youtuber who is convinced the "a" in atheist is just en indefinite article ... he's even written two "books" ...
And there's a semi-literate fundie Youtuber who is convinced the "a" in atheist is just en indefinite article ... he's even written two "books" ...
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
I think I know of that fundie guy. Armando or something, right?
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
Logicked is the only "atheist" channel I watch at all these days.
Poor old Almondo ...
JimW
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gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
If ever there was a country where I would both minimise being in a car - certainly driving one - or make sure I gave them no excuse to stop me...
Actually the same applies everywhere.
Driving a car is the key legitimate opportunity for police interaction.
But clearly these people are inviting negative interaction.
Actually the same applies everywhere.
Driving a car is the key legitimate opportunity for police interaction.
But clearly these people are inviting negative interaction.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
There's a test ?
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Freeman-on-the-land idiocies
You really don't get this place do you... Like Uncle Jim, I spend much of my time here under the water swimming against the tide.
www.urban75.net
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
0/24 That's probably wrong in itself.
With several questions I could have gone minus...
With several questions I could have gone minus...
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I only got a 3. So there's that...
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
I can see a bit of a difference from seeking a confrontation with PC savage who might roll his eyes, say ‘sir’ sarcastically and, if you are really unlucky, give you a face full of pepper and provoking Deputy Billy Bob With a Glock 19 and a week’s training in pulling the trigger continuously until the ‘threat’ is gone.
Still good luck to the loons is what I say.
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T & P
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WTF is 'the court of mankind'?
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two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Saw this outside a house today. What do we think is going on? My guess is a so called sovereign citizen
You have to wonder what would happen if it was burning down.
Fire officer "Are we allowed in? We don't want to be fined 1000.00GBP"
"yes, yes come in quickly damn it"
"I'm afraid we'll need written permission in triplicate otherwise your Proper and Legal Notice says that we'll be fined 1000.00GBP"
"NO, COME IN AND PUT THE FIRE OUT DAMN YOU"
"No, I'm sorry you're going to need to talk to our Legal Dep .... ah no never mind, too late
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Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
A grand is very reasonable isn't it. Normally they want at least twenty minimum.
T & P
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I wonder if it might deter god-botherers...
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Oh, I doubt it. God's Purpose stands way above mere human laws.I wonder if it might deter god-botherers...
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