Freeman-on-the-land idiocies

[JimW]

We've got a live one!

 

[JimW]

Let the tedium begin!

 

[DotCommunist]

fmotl could be an acronym for 'fuck my old tin legs'

 

[belboid]

In the middle of the night I was awakened by a voice saying, “Secret Oral Teachings”.

I'm not entirely sure of the relevance to FotLing, but it sounds fun anyway.

 

[8ball]

Here are two books (pdf) study them carefully......
Also lawful rebellion into Google loads on there
I hope they enlighten you all

Thanks! I love Mary Croft - she's well fit in Tomb Raider.
Got any Mary Croft t-shirts?

 

[joustmaster]

Oh just fuck off already.

Oh, come on... Please lets be nice. I want to keep them.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Thanks! I love Mary Croft - she's well fit in Tomb Raider.
Got any Mary Croft t-shirts?

Not to be confused with Mary Toft - Wikipedia

 

[SpookyFrank]

Quote " You are a prisoner Neo! Your prison has no bars! It is a prison for your mind!"

What if it's a simulation within a simulation?

There's a secret cheat code to get back to reality though. You just have to eat six light bulbs.

 

[JimW]

I love to wander around the new industrial zones of China and catch the young people coming off shift to tell them the prison is only in their mind.

 

[elbows]

fmotl could be an acronym for 'fuck my old tin legs'

Free manure on the lads.

Freedom modelled on the lemmings.

Felt marvellous, only to lose.

 

[elbows]

Funny man owns losing tactics.

edit - Oops that last bit is the wrong way round.

 

[8ball]

Free manure on the lads.

Freedom modelled on the lemmings.

Felt marvellous, only to lose.

FEED ME OWLS, TIMOTHY LEARY!!

 

[JimW]

Face magistrate, offer total loonjuice.

 

[8ball]

Face magistrate, offer total loonjuice.

Ha - very good.

 

[Dogsauce]

Five monkeys, one typewriter, lunacy.

 

[Cid]

There once was a group called fmotl,
Who kept in a fish tank an axolotl,
The creature within
thought its capture a sin
And broke all their skulls with a bottle

 

[Gromit]

Oh, come on... Please lets be nice. I want to keep them.

You'll have to feed them, walk them etc. It's a big responsibility. You sure you're ready for a pet?

 

[8ball]

Not to be confused with Mary Toft - Wikipedia

I always wondered where the phrase "pulling rabbits out of a twat" came from.

 

[8ball]

You'll have to feed them, walk them etc. It's a big responsibility. You sure you're ready for a pet?

This one's already looking a little peaky.

 

[elbows]

Failed monk offers tame lightning.

 

[Kaka Tim]

What if it's a simulation within a simulation?

There's a secret cheat code to get back to reality though. You just have to eat six light bulbs.

and shout "man overboard!" cos maritime law.

 

[JimW]

Fuck me, old Terry's lostit.

 

[elbows]

Felony man on the lam.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Fuckwittery , Myth, Obscure Tosh & Lies

 

[DotCommunist]

future machine overlords terminate loads

 

[planetgeli]

Futile mumbling of total loser.

 

[Plumdaff]

Floundering manoeuvres of troubled litigants.

 

[elbows]

Fund my omitted tax lifestyle.

 

[JimW]

Farcical misapprehensions of the law.

 

[Pickman's model]

Failed miserably, one tosser less