Former Billericay owner Glenn Tamplin takes over Romford FC

[B.I.G]

R Kelly

 

[editor]

R Kelly

Great role model!

A woman has come forward to support claims of an 'abusive sex cult' run by R Kelly

 

[3010]

I thought it had gone a bit quiet on the cheerleaders :

 

[tonysingh]

I thought it had gone a bit quiet on the cheerleaders :

what a truly classy club they aren't.

 

[Pink Panther]

The players have been asked to sell advertising boards to their contacts. If they don't he isn't going to pay for them to visit Vegas, which they are going to if they go up.

So doesn't really matter whether or not they sell any boards then.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Aw, it's sad to see our new friend Mark let down like that.

 

[Taper]

I thought it had gone a bit quiet on the cheerleaders :

Poor Glenn, all those Jezebels betraying his trust and distracting the players.

 

[YTC]

yeah Mark Baker, what are your thoughts on this?

 

[liamdhfc]

And lots of bargains to be had with programmes reduced from £4 to £3.

 

[Lucy Fur]

And lots of bargains to be had with programmes reduced from £4 to £3.

And they are now A4 size! Allowing for all of Tamplins head to fit in.

 

[editor]

Billericay is going to have its own Great Gatsby pool party! Good of him to keep reminding everyone how lavish the first do was. Three tweets already today.




Isn't it beautiful?

 

[editor]

Here's a heart warming advertorial. It almost sounds like it was written by Glenn himself!

4. He is a true one of a kind – How many football clubs have you see that have a graffiti wall, that get 2 Ferrari’s personalised and that support local community charities, work with street pastors oh and in addition spend a mouthwatering amount on player wages in the Non-league?! NONE – that’s because Glenn Tamplin isn’t running them.

The future is looking really bright for Glenn, as he will soon be Sir Tamplin as various rumour mills have argued that the Entrepreneur turned Philanthorpist should get a royal nod for his services to the football industry and his charitable works!

Why Glenn Tamplin Is The Ultimate Legend - London Post

 

[editor]

Another heartwarming story, this time written for the wonderful Sun:

 

[YTC]

I'm saving all my 'football fans against the sun' stickers for the away trip to BTFC

 

[liamdhfc]

Here's a heart warming advertorial. It almost sounds like it was written by Glenn himself!

Yes, let's give him a knighthood for dumping waste illegally

 

[Lucy Fur]

"How many football clubs have you see that have a graffiti wall"
I thought it was a mural, but since its a graffiti wall he'll have no problem me adding a massive cock to it.

 

[YTC]

"How many football clubs have you see that have a graffiti wall"
I thought it was a mural, but since its a graffiti wall he'll have no problem me adding a massive cock to it.
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BANKSY

 

[Dulwich Mishi]

I'm saving all my 'football fans against the sun' stickers for the away trip to BTFC

I'd actually just like to offered a few of those stickers for myself to use...never seen them about.

 

[YTC]

The guys from Whitehawk make them and are sending me some, will make sure you get a few.

 

[Dulwich Mishi]

The guys from Whitehawk make them and are sending me some, will make sure you get a few.

Always after a couple of stickers from any club, wherever people go &/or get them from...

 

[editor]

He's going to hyperventilate if he keeps on getting this wound up on Twitter

 

[editor]

Just in case anyone has forgotten who owns the club, he's put a picture of himself on the program cover, showing him telling the players where to go.

 

[Cyclodunc]

Still don't know why there is that bloke with his head in his hands on the muriel

 

[Lucy Fur]

Still don't know why there is that bloke with his head in his hands on the muriel

The inevitable consequence perhaps...

 

[chris gil]

Still don't know why there is that bloke with his head in his hands on the muriel

perhaps the model took the gig then realised it was for the ricay "muriel" and then thought " what the fuck am i doing "

 

[editor]

Still don't know why there is that bloke with his head in his hands on the muriel

Apparently he represents the bad years from which the heroic Tamplin has rescued them from.

 

[Taper]

We should get someone to ask the great man

 

[EDC]

The scene with 'heavenly hands' at the top of the staircase with him bursting through at the bottom which I interpret as him stating - "Look what I've given you - ME!"

It's hilarious.

 

[bringbackelmo]

I normally sympathise with clubs that get taken over by people like Tamplin, but it's quite hard to do so in this case.

Astonishing that people don't recognise that it'll all end in tears.

 

[Fingers]

The dude with his head in his hands is obviously the Town Crier