Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Aside from the viability, I'm not even sure what the point is if there are no fans. Who is it for? It's not like there's a TV audience like there is for the higher leagues. At the lower levels the emphasis should be on protecting the clubs and if that means mothballing the whole thing for a bit then do that rather than keeping on for the sake of it.