First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[Zapp Brannigan]

'Royal expert' on C4News had this take on the farm-shop video; it is them but what is significant is that the palace, or whatever they call their PR machine, offered no objection whatsoever to the tabloid's use of the clip that infringed their "right to family privacy". Implication being that it would not have appeared in the Scum or Mail if they had kicked off like normal. They're that desperate that they've broken their own 'rule' over such candid footage. Properly rattled.

They'd have no right to object on the grounds of 'right to family privacy' because that would be Kensington Palace confirming that it is the pair of royal parasites, when it very clearly isn't.

 

[Dystopiary]

Aaah, now I finally get that meme!

Literally only found out what it was a few months ago! I thought it was from some sort of comedy.

 

[klang]

It wasn't filmed by 'a member of the public', was it?

No. It was filmed by the only member of the public who could be asked to get their phone out to evidence the resurfacing of a lost and longed-for princess whom the entire nation held their breath for.

 

[krtek a houby]

Literally only found out what it was a few months ago! I thought it was from some sort of comedy.

Always thought it was from Don't Look Now (not seen it in ages) and have never seen the film it actually from!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It wasn't filmed by 'a member of the public', was it?

Nelson Silva, a film producer apparently.

 

[moochedit]

Nelson Silva, a film producer apparently.

"Film producer" you say

 

[klang]

Nelson Silva, a film producer apparently.

Christ, please spare me his other work.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"Film producer" you say

You know, a film producer. Someone who probably knows a fair few casting people, who might be able to put him in touch with people wot look a bit like other people.

 

[klang]

If that's the case he wants to sack his casting crew.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I've solved the case I reckon. This video is nothing more than a piece of entrepreneurial spirit par excellence which has worked exactly as planned. The Palace can't confirm it's them because it's not, and they can't deny it because the "where is Kate?" mass hysteria would hit new heights.

It's brilliant and I can't wait for the next episode.

 

[JimW]

Hoodwinked by a viral ad for Big Farmshop.

 

[Elpenor]

Nelson Silva, a film producer apparently.

I used to work for a company near Windsor and we had someone of that name work in one of the companies business units

Admittedly it’s a common name within the lusosphere so may not be the same person but IIRC a few HR chats were had with them

 

[klang]

I used to work for a company near Windsor and we had someone of that name work in one of the companies business units

Admittedly it’s a common name within the lusosphere so may not be the same person but IIRC a few HR chats were had with them

And you were mistaken for will

 

[Elpenor]

And you were mistaken for will

It was many years ago and a different tine

Anyway the budding citizen journalist is 40 so definitely not my former colleague

 

[Ted Striker]

Hoodwinked by a viral ad for Big Farmshop.

Big Farma

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It was many years ago and a different tine

Anyway the budding citizen journalist is 40 so definitely not my former colleague

So you say

 

[brogdale]

Something fishy about that clip...

 

[Elpenor]

Something fishy about that clip...

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Peter Sutcliffe on day release from Broadmoor to get an artisan loaf and some barkham blue to share with his mates on D wing too

 

[krtek a houby]

Big Farma

Farmageddon

 

[T & P]

Given what an Establishment arse-kissing, Meghan-hating cunt Jeremy Clarkson is, William and Kate have missed a massive point-scoring opportunity here by not choosing Diddly Squat as their farm shop of choice for that outing.

 

[spring-peeper]

I think it’s her. It does look like her and Willy.

She looks like she lost weight, but that is to be expected.

 

[Calamity1971]

She looks like she lost weight, but that is to be expected.

It's not her. How do we know what's to be expected? You don't go off your food after having your ears highered/ or your face lowered.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Are we actaully sure its not her? i havent got a clue whats real anymore tbh

 

[ska invita]

Are we actaully sure its not her? i havent got a clue whats real anymore tbh

keep the faith brother, keep the faith...it is through belief we find truth, and through that truth can we build heaven here on earth

 

[Calamity1971]

Cunning plan













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Thread derail.
I seen that the other day and wasn't disappointed at polonia's jagger .

 

[Bingoman]

wow staff tried get info about her surly that's a sackable offence ?

Kate: Privacy watchdog launches probe into Princess of Wales's hospital notes 'breach'

An Information Commissioner's Office spokesperson confirmed on Tuesday they had received a breach report and are investigating.

news.sky.com

 

[Calamity1971]

wow staff tried get info about her surly that's a sackable offence ?

Kate: Privacy watchdog launches probe into Princess of Wales's hospital notes 'breach'

An Information Commissioner's Office spokesperson confirmed on Tuesday they had received a breach report and are investigating.

news.sky.com

I'd be surly too if I married into that shower of shite.

 

[bcuster]

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I'm here for the memes.

 

[Aladdin]

Ha!! Head of TMZ now says he does not think the video is of Kate.
Too tall..
Ears wrong
Looks like they're lookalikes.