First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[gosub]

They missed a trick by not filming it at Clarkson’s farm shop just down the road. amateurs.

'Just' being an hour and a half drive

 

[A380]

'Just' being an hour and a half drive

You can prove anything with ‘facts’ .

 

[A380]

Because it was a privately owned video. They offered it to the Sun..who lapped it up.


The Royals are now disappearing.
Chucky...somewhere convalescing.
Camilla...on a break.
William...taking a month off..
Kiddies .. not actually been seen.


bets on them all heading for a bunker somewhere in the antipodes before ww3 kicks off in April.

There is only one explanation. The main hive ship has returned from their home system and is parked in orbit around Saturn and the scouting party that have spent years working themselves into leadership positions within the prey herd have been called to give a final briefing for the imminent harvest.

 

[Silas Loom]

There is only one explanation. The main hive ship has returned from their home system and is parked in orbit around Saturn and the scouting party that have spent years working themselves into leadership positions within the prey herd have been called to give a final briefing for the imminent harvest.

The briefing is quite likely to be that we are inedible, and you will never be proved right.

 

[smmudge]

There is only one explanation. The main hive ship has returned from their home system and is parked in orbit around Saturn and the scouting party that have spent years working themselves into leadership positions within the prey herd have been called to give a final briefing for the imminent harvest.

I mean that's the only plausible explanation at this stage

 

[A380]

The briefing is quite likely to be that we are inedible, and you will never be proved right.

You can claim your plump succulent flesh is inedible as much as you like; you are fooling nobody.

 

[T & P]

are they gonna nail her on a cross next friday?

Fiat Unos are hard to come by these days.

 

[Wilf]

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Beat me to it!

 

[Wilf]

I was hoping Royal Dalton would be issuing a commemorative plate to celebrate the farm shop visit. This will have to do instead:

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Yes but are they really selling 50k worth of 'newspapers' because of this?

Probably less about selling papers and more about click-bait and ad revenue.

 

[T & P]

 

[Aladdin]

Does Willy wear a ring, normally?

 

[Bingoman]

Does Willy wear a ring, normally?

No

 

[emanymton]

Does Willy wear a ring, normally?

On what part of his body?

 

[T & P]

 

[Elpenor]

Diana memorial fountain looks good

 

[tommers]

Diana memorial fountain looks good

It's what she wanted.

 

[Lord Camomile]

The fact that all this has happened after Liz died is remarkable. From steady ship to asking lookalikes to walk around an outlet store. Remarkable.

Relatively predictable, I'd say.

 

[ska invita]

Let's not get carried away it was I want to be your tampon madness as long as I've been alive

 

[Lord Camomile]

What's to hide?

THAT'S THE QUESTION WE'RE ALL ASKING!

 

[klang]

What's to hide?

The royals' tan

 

[brogdale]

Mail sub-editors having their fun again...

 

[T & P]

The fact that all this has happened after Liz died is remarkable. From steady ship to asking lookalikes to walk around an outlet store. Remarkable.

I find even more intriguing that Kate’s disappearance broadly matches farmerbarleymow ’s absence from these boards. Coincidence?

 

[klang]

Mail sub-editors having their fun again...

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Are they trying to pass the bloke on the far left as the new Kate now?

 

[bcuster]

farm market kate is not Kate. I think it is Rose Hanbury

 

[spitfire]

farm market kate is not Kate. I think it is Rose Hanbury

I’m Rose Hanbury and it wasn’t me.

 

[Silas Loom]

I’m Rose Hanbury and it wasn’t me.

I thought you were Will Self?

 

[brogdale]

It's deffo her in the clip

 

[spitfire]

I thought you were Will Self?

That was a lie.

 

[two sheds]

Mail sub-editors having their fun again...

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Staff probed is code IT'S ALIENS AFTER ALL.