First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton
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bcuster
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In order to keep their access to the smugals, they are saying it is our Kate. It is not our Kate. Where is our Kate?
scifisam
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Thing is, you don't even need to go conspiraloon. It's just a random member of the public's photo of a somewhat similar couple shopping at a farm in the general area they have one of their homes. It's getting into there's a girl works down our chip shop, swears she's Kate territory."It's a body-double! There's no way that's Kate!"
klang
klang
Imagine being 'mistaken' for Prince William
Elpenor
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In my youth it happened to me once - admittedly the mistake was made by a drunk bloke in a beer gardenImagine being 'mistaken' for Prince William
What is "our" Kate?
redsquirrel
This Machine Kills Progressives
Yeah same.
It is on MUBI at the moment but due to leave soon if anyone does want to see it.
klang
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They might have to use that woman outside the farm shop to replace the real Kate on royal duties, just to ride out their story line a bit longer.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Why is "our" Kate?
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Me and a mate stumbled onto it on TV late one night, no idea what it was about, we were just looking for something to watch.
Fair to say we didn't see certain things coming
scifisam
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Imagine being 'mistaken' for Prince William
Yeah. The FakeyKatey will be all smug, since that's a flattering comparison, and he'll be sobbing in a corner
klang
klang
Thats what stops him going to the press and publicly announcing his real identityYeah. The FakeyKatey will be all smug, since that's a flattering comparison, and he'll be sobbing in a corner
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
The double has been found (although she doesn't admit it)...
www.mirror.co.uk
Kate lookalike breaks silence on conspiracy theory she's in farm shop vid
Heidi Agan, who impersonates Kate Middleton, Princess of Wales, says Kensington Palace has made the right decision not to divulge more information about the royal's surgery
www.mirror.co.uk
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
I think it's all an elaborate dummy run to prepare for replacing both of them with body doubles when it's his turn to be king.
Elpenor
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brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Much to like in this image, not least the 'guards'The double has been found (although she doesn't admit it)...
Kate lookalike breaks silence on conspiracy theory she's in farm shop vid
Heidi Agan, who impersonates Kate Middleton, Princess of Wales, says Kensington Palace has made the right decision not to divulge more information about the royal's surgery
Aaah, now I finally get that meme!
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
The fella who filmed it allegedly got paid 50k by the Sun for the footage. Which is plenty to hire a couple of vaguely ropey lookalikes and sit back to watch the carnage unfold.
All the conspiracy theories are a bit bonkers. But it's not Kate in that video, and my evidence for this is that I have eyes.
All the conspiracy theories are a bit bonkers. But it's not Kate in that video, and my evidence for this is that I have eyes.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
'Royal expert' on C4News had this take on the farm-shop video; it is them but what is significant is that the palace, or whatever they call their PR machine, offered no objection whatsoever to the tabloid's use of the clip that infringed their "right to family privacy". Implication being that it would not have appeared in the Scum or Mail if they had kicked off like normal. They're that desperate that they've broken their own 'rule' over such candid footage. Properly rattled.
T & P
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One thing we can all surely rejoice in is how fucking useless Kensington Palace still are managing to be, and also what pathetic arse-kissing cunts The Scum and the Mail have made themselves look with their tragic attempts to put an end to the gossip in the last couple of days and patronise their readerships with ‘See? All is well, nothing to see here’ headlines
The fan-edit photoshop video is surely the final nail in the coffin that broke the camel's back.One thing we can all surely rejoice in is how fucking useless Kensington Palace still are managing to be, and also what pathetic arse-kissing cunts The Scum and the Mail have made themselves look with their tragic attempts to put an end to the gossip in the last couple of days and patronise their readerships with ‘See? All is well, nothing to see here’ headlines
Haven't seen this much pop hysteria since the Chris Evans/Geri Halliwell outrage back in the noughties.
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