Elpenor
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The security must be really good if we can’t see them at all
First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton
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The security must be really good if we can’t see them at all
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I've been to that farm shop.... couldn't afford a fucking thing!!
Voley
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discokermit
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i dont think kate middleton ever existed. this is just some mandela effect type of thing.
Monte
You can't say lavatory without saying tory.
William is too embarrassed to send staff out for large carrots and lube so he buys his own.
Leave the poor guy alone.
T & P
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Yes, if it is eventually confirmed all this surreal circus was just her having to undergo a serious and intrusive surgery that required a long recovery time, good luck to her on her recovery and I can’t fucking blame her for wishing the particulars of her ailment not being made public.
But if that’s the case, Bucks Palace’s PR machine is as toxic and controlling as is fucking useless. They’re clearly still operating on the principle that the more mysterious and otherworldly the Royals are, the more appealing and sellable the brand remains. Whereas a refusal to disclose any particulars of her surgery would have always triggered some people, going to such lengths as doctoring photographs to what now looks increasingly like a collage of people who weren’t there at all, is the pinnacle of fucking stupidity.
And one doesn’t need to be anywhere near the conspiraloon end of the social spectrum to know that there’s no fucking way that a) Kate doctored the photograph herself, and b) that the subsequent ‘mea culpa’ tweet was written by her on impulse, let alone being something she would have wanted to claim or be happy with being claimed in her name.
I hope all the fucking dickheads in this country, both media commentators and members of the public including a few on these very boards, who have absolutely demonised Meghan Merkle for literally nothing more than wanting to escape the odious, bullying, hideous environment life in the Royal Family clearly is for those marrying into the firm, and rightly bringing it to the spotlight, might now realise what prize cunts they’ve been all along and what toxic culture they have helped sustain. But frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if saintly Kate would instantly become Meghan 2.0 if she were to spill some beans.
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Looby
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Don't get all the "jokes" about his supposed sexual preferences.
Some men seem terrified about it.
I agree.
..Charles seems to have said quite a lot about his jnitial ailment.
Has the Palace PR machine that much control over the Royals?
If so..its a pity they didnt control Andrew.
Monte
You can't say lavatory without saying tory.
Meh, I doubt it's even true.
No reason not to joke about it though.
T & P
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The pattern of the last three decades seems to suggest they have focused solely on the non blue veined females marrying into the family. I’m sure it was just lack of time and resources that prevented them from managing the male, direct blood descendants as well.
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
She's meant to be 'back performing Royal Duties by 17th April' and at thus point I'm fairly sure we'll find out that they actually shape shifting aliens from Draconia (or wherever) amd we'll all need to buy David Ike a pint.
(E2a, just for lulz I went on Twitter to see what David Ike has said about it. That was a mistake.)
(E2a, just for lulz I went on Twitter to see what David Ike has said about it. That was a mistake.)
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PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
So just to summarise here on page 35.
1. Kate is to have abdominal surgery and will be out of action for a while
2. For reasons unexplained, there is suddenly a media blackout about her, the procedure, and the recovery time.
3. For rather obvious reasons, the Daily Mail publish photographs of Pippa in skimpy beachwear, and Meghan looking tired.
4. The "Where is Kate" hashtag on X/itter starts to grow around late January/early February
5. Charles is filmed laughing with piles of get well soon cards following his cancer diagnosis. Kate remains MIA
6. Aware that the Kate conspiracy has now grown outside X/itter, the Palace publish a paparazzi shot of two women in a Range Rover. One of them looks like a suburban woman vaguely in touching distance of Kate, but it just adds fuel to the fire.
7. Aware that this has not worked, the Palace try another paparazzi shot taken from behind. The reception is less than convinced.
8. Throwing one last dart at the wall, the Palace goes for a Mother's Day photograph, the veracity of which is torn apart by the combined forces of Reddit, X/itter, and bizarrely both the Mail and the Telegraph.
9. Kate "writes" a tweet "admitting" to using Photoshop. At this point the western world has latched onto the conspiracy-cum-PR disaster. Producers of Have I Got News for You can't believe their luck at this and Glasgow's Willy Wonka Experience has happened at the same time.
10. The Sun uploads a shakycam of two actors walking around a garden centre, reportedly putting this to bed because the man looks like William and the woman looks like a cross between Kate Beckinsale and Tuppence Middleton. The coincidence of these two names can't possibly be an accident.
1. Kate is to have abdominal surgery and will be out of action for a while
2. For reasons unexplained, there is suddenly a media blackout about her, the procedure, and the recovery time.
3. For rather obvious reasons, the Daily Mail publish photographs of Pippa in skimpy beachwear, and Meghan looking tired.
4. The "Where is Kate" hashtag on X/itter starts to grow around late January/early February
5. Charles is filmed laughing with piles of get well soon cards following his cancer diagnosis. Kate remains MIA
6. Aware that the Kate conspiracy has now grown outside X/itter, the Palace publish a paparazzi shot of two women in a Range Rover. One of them looks like a suburban woman vaguely in touching distance of Kate, but it just adds fuel to the fire.
7. Aware that this has not worked, the Palace try another paparazzi shot taken from behind. The reception is less than convinced.
8. Throwing one last dart at the wall, the Palace goes for a Mother's Day photograph, the veracity of which is torn apart by the combined forces of Reddit, X/itter, and bizarrely both the Mail and the Telegraph.
9. Kate "writes" a tweet "admitting" to using Photoshop. At this point the western world has latched onto the conspiracy-cum-PR disaster. Producers of Have I Got News for You can't believe their luck at this and Glasgow's Willy Wonka Experience has happened at the same time.
10. The Sun uploads a shakycam of two actors walking around a garden centre, reportedly putting this to bed because the man looks like William and the woman looks like a cross between Kate Beckinsale and Tuppence Middleton. The coincidence of these two names can't possibly be an accident.
klang
klang
Blates posh too, the cunt.
ska invita
back on the other side
They work at the Sun as well, on the fake news desk
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