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[spitfire]

Haha this is awesome.

 

[spitfire]

lol @ Max.

"Say hi."

 

[Ax^]

ok calmed down a bit but bad sportmanship for max after getting away with running the Merc off the road

Weaving like he is warming his tyres whilst a car is trying to overtake him


and when the fIa gives him a waved black flag for the second offense he retorts with "prefect tell them, hi"

 

[Ax^]

if guneter was managing the mercs

to Bottas


"get up and punt that little wanker off the road "

 

[Limejuice]

ok calmed down a bit but bad sportmanship for max after getting away with running the Merc off the road

Weaving like he is warming his tyres whilst a car is trying to overtake him


and when the fIa gives him a waved black flag for the second offense he retorts with "prefect tell them, hi"

Correct. It demonstrates what a perfectly contemptible little shit Max is.

 

[Limejuice]

Finally, at the end, we see a fucking celeb with the flag. A celeb-free race.

Well, done, Brazil.

 

[Limejuice]

FUCK ME.

THAT IS A VICTORY.

STARTED TENTH.

BEAT MAX BY TEN SECONDS DESPITE A DELIBERATE PUSHING OFF THE TRACK.

WHOEVER WINS THE CHAMPIONSHIP, THAT WAS POSSIBLY THE FINEST RACE WEEKEND OF ALL TIME.

 

[Ax^]

who waved the flag missed it

 

[spitfire]

The man is a fucking legend.

 

[Ax^]

if lewis shakes Max's hand he is a better man than me

 

[a_chap]

Max: "I tried I everything I could"

No shit, Sherlock.

 

[Limejuice]

Dear 1%er,

How many lunches have you scored?

 

[Ax^]

if Lewis lose this year it because of the Fia


Max bullshit this weekend and redbulls


fuck me

 

[spitfire]

I love Toto's "fuck you" to the camera.

 

[Limejuice]

I want to watch every second of Whinger's post-race interviews. I'll record Max's interviews for posterity.

And I shall carve the words, "Fuck you, Max!" into my newly laid driveway.

 

[spitfire]

If it comes down to a draw I would like to see a fight to the death between Toto the Teutonic Titan and Whinger Spice the Home Counties Hero to decide it.

 

[Limejuice]

If it comes down to a draw I would like to see a fight to the death between Toto the Teutonic Titan and Whinger Spice the Home Counties Hero to decide it.

Torque wrenches and fire blankets!

 

[Ax^]

Horner would more than likely send Gerri to fight Toto

 

[1%er]

Dear 1%er,

How many lunches have you scored?

2 if what you said up post is correct, there was going to be a stewards inquiry as we didn't have Sky UK link working, we had Sky Germany and Sky Italy, it was said on Sky Germany and I thought that was good enough but I have been challenged, but if it was said on Sky UK that great.

My whatsapp message said "I bet that the Sky commentator says that Interlagos means between the lakes" and the German one did, but I was told it doesn't count, but it doesn't matter now

 

[1%er]

Get in there Lewis never bet against Mercedes or Lewis !!!!!!!!

 

[Ax^]

Boos for Max



well don't act like a dickhead in a country which loves F1

 

[1%er]

OK guys its a holiday here tomorrow so I'm out of here we are all going to get pissed

 

[MrCurry]

your Toto needs YOU!

 

[Limejuice]

2 if what you said up post is correct, there was going to be a stewards inquiry as we didn't have Sky UK link working, we had Sky Germany and Sky Italy, it was said on Sky Germany and I thought that was good enough but I have been challenged, but if it was said on Sky UK that great.

My whatsapp message said "I bet that the Sky commentator says that Interlagos means between the lakes" and the German one did, but I was told it doesn't count, but it doesn't matter now

I cross my heart and pledge my semi-laid driveway that Crofty - at 2 minutes to lights-out - explained Interlagos.

Others will confirm.

But who cares? Hammy wins. Free caipirinhas all round!

 

[spitfire]

your Toto needs YOU!

View attachment 296828

That's the one!

 

[spitfire]

2 if what you said up post is correct, there was going to be a stewards inquiry as we didn't have Sky UK link working, we had Sky Germany and Sky Italy, it was said on Sky Germany and I thought that was good enough but I have been challenged, but if it was said on Sky UK that great.

My whatsapp message said "I bet that the Sky commentator says that Interlagos means between the lakes" and the German one did, but I was told it doesn't count, but it doesn't matter now

Yes, he did it in the usual factoid section just before the start of the race.

100% confirmed.

 

[spitfire]

Horner would more than likely send Gerri to fight Toto

Wouldn't want to fight Geri, I reckon she'd be vicious.

 

[a_chap]

Has just occurred to me that if Verstappen had been given a five second penalty for blatantly pushing Hamilton off the track that bit of hard-fought driving then he'd have finished third...

 

[Ax^]

anyone watching the C4 commentry later


let us know how coulthard and webber remark on that series of moves by Max and Redbull

 

[Limejuice]

I must say, that might be one of the finest race performances I have ever witnessed - and I watched Isaac Newton in go-carts.