Eurovision 2023 - Liverpool

[Orang Utan]

Punchable child

 

[weltweit]

obnoxious sprog

 

[rubbershoes]

Junior Eurovision, really?

Shades of mini pops

 

[Chz]

I realise that I'm wrong, but I don't care for the Swedish one at all. Meh song, meh staging.

 

[Indeliblelink]

Sweden for the win.

 

[May Kasahara]

Punchable child

That's my next band name.

obnoxious sprog

And the one after that.

I realise that I'm wrong, but I don't care for the Swedish one at all. Meh song, meh staging.

You're not wrong. It's rubbish. Big, honking, BORING!

 

[Numbers]

Sweden entry was shit in our opinion.

 

[magneze]

Awful. Barely above Poland.

 

[Mation]

I think we've been told.

 

[Orang Utan]

My ears my ears

 

[onenameshelley]

Loreen

 

[Lord Camomile]

Not sure I'm immediately digging it as much as Euphoria, but christing crimminy has she just got such an amazing voice. Power and control in equal measure.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I don't think this is as good as "Euphoria"

 

[weltweit]

Is Sweden ever going to stand up?

 

[Dr. Furface]

Sweden should be banned for being too try hard

 

[May Kasahara]

That's my next band name.

And the one after that.

You're not wrong. It's rubbish. Big, honking, BORING!

And the opening is totally lifted from Winner Takes It All.

 

[magneze]

At least Poland was fun.


Sweden is the favourite? Bollocks

 

[Epona]

I don't like the Swedish entry much - bit formulaic and boring, and it reminded me strongly of something else

 

[rubbershoes]

It was just speeded up Abba

 

[Orang Utan]

Freddie Kruger’s bastard child

 

[Nine Bob Note]

What's with the Freddie Krueger nails?

 

[Plumdaff]

There's nothing wrong with the Swedish song, but it just sounds like an AI version of a song that would win Eurovision. She performs it very well, I'm sure it'll do brilliantly.

 

[weltweit]

Numbers how can you be so far ahead?

I am watching iPlayer and Sweden is still playing

 

[Oriole]

Albania next, if memory from the semi serves, now's a good time for a loo break if you need one - not missing anything

 

[Orang Utan]

Numbers how can you be so far ahead?

I am watching iPlayer and Sweden is still playing

I think iplayer is about 20 seconds behind the freeview signal

 

[weltweit]

Grump don't want the app

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Albania next, if memory from the semi serves, now's a good time for a loo break if you need one - not missing anything

Suella might be in the crowd with a big net

 

[Lord Camomile]

I liked Albania's first word. (I'm assuming it was all just one word)

 

[weltweit]

Nope null points Albania

 

[Orang Utan]

Let’s take this time to remember Terry Wogan and his enormous contribution to Eurovision
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