MELTDOWN
It started with tiny drips of cheese in random places overnight. Then more began to fall, and people started gathering in the streets with bowls collecting the free food. Soon foodbanks closed, the people were so full of cheese. We ignored the glaciers, the floods; as long as the cheese flowed, we didn’t question it.
It was only when the tides stopped turning, the night sky stayed dark, menstruation ceased completely and the global population drastically reduced that scientists realised what had happened. But it was too late by then, the whole of the moon had melted into our mouths.
It started with tiny drips of cheese in random places overnight. Then more began to fall, and people started gathering in the streets with bowls collecting the free food. Soon foodbanks closed, the people were so full of cheese. We ignored the glaciers, the floods; as long as the cheese flowed, we didn’t question it.
It was only when the tides stopped turning, the night sky stayed dark, menstruation ceased completely and the global population drastically reduced that scientists realised what had happened. But it was too late by then, the whole of the moon had melted into our mouths.