Eurovision 2022
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PR1Berske
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Moldova 
Zdob și Zdub and Frații Advahov
"Trenulețul"
Folk music with a touch of the eccentricity of the greatest gameshow in the world. They've entered the Contest twice before, perhaps they're the only band in Europe's poorest country with a savings account.
Zdob și Zdub and Frații Advahov
"Trenulețul"
Folk music with a touch of the eccentricity of the greatest gameshow in the world. They've entered the Contest twice before, perhaps they're the only band in Europe's poorest country with a savings account.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Albania 
Ronela Hajati
"Sekret"
We're promised a complete overhaul of this song in the coming weeks, which might be necessary because it currently sounds like the good folk of Albania need sitting down with a therapist. Traditional meets hyperactive.
Ronela Hajati
"Sekret"
We're promised a complete overhaul of this song in the coming weeks, which might be necessary because it currently sounds like the good folk of Albania need sitting down with a therapist. Traditional meets hyperactive.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Israel 
Michael Ben David
"I.M."
We're promised a complete overhaul of this song, because currently it sits somewhere between Drag Race main challenge and CBeebies. Fierce gay energy has won for Eurovision before but let's not delude ourselves here.
Michael Ben David
"I.M."
We're promised a complete overhaul of this song, because currently it sits somewhere between Drag Race main challenge and CBeebies. Fierce gay energy has won for Eurovision before but let's not delude ourselves here.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
North Macedonia 
Andrea
"Circles"
A point of order. This song finished tied for first place with a novelty song called "Superman" which I suspect would have brought down the entire structure of the known universe, it was that corny. Anyway, here's a woman serving commercial radio angst. A passable number.
Andrea
"Circles"
A point of order. This song finished tied for first place with a novelty song called "Superman" which I suspect would have brought down the entire structure of the known universe, it was that corny. Anyway, here's a woman serving commercial radio angst. A passable number.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Spain 
Chanel
"SloMo"
If you're going to bottle the very essence of Eurovision then go for every ingredient you can grab. A full-on camp floor show with infectious, breathless dancing, this is Spain finally entering a song that looks and sounds Spanish.
Chanel
"SloMo"
If you're going to bottle the very essence of Eurovision then go for every ingredient you can grab. A full-on camp floor show with infectious, breathless dancing, this is Spain finally entering a song that looks and sounds Spanish.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Italy 
Mahmood and Blanco
"Brividi"
Two men singing about the push and pull of love, about the poison and pleasure at the heart of difficult relationships. It's a change of pace after last year's winner, and on home soil will go big in the hall. It's also about 40 seconds too long for Eurovision so god knows where they'll make the edits.
Mahmood and Blanco
"Brividi"
Two men singing about the push and pull of love, about the poison and pleasure at the heart of difficult relationships. It's a change of pace after last year's winner, and on home soil will go big in the hall. It's also about 40 seconds too long for Eurovision so god knows where they'll make the edits.
Dr. Furface
One small step for me
Yes, but it's Eurovision and there'll be plenty worse
ska invita
back on the other side
Good!
#KeepEurovisionCrap
Numbers
an ting!
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
The era of Eurovision being absolute crap is behind us, but trust me, there are some gems this year regardless
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
Oh I quite liked it according to Eurovision standards, but it was seriously in need of a key change.
ska invita
back on the other side
down to a b flat minor?
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
No, up. Don't know what to - I'm really bad at translating what I can hear into its name. But up, for some tacky melodrama.
Or was I missing a joke?
ska invita
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it was a poor attempt at a joke - the explanation!:No, up. Don't know what to - I'm really bad at translating what I can hear into its name. But up, for some tacky melodrama.
Or was I missing a joke?
eurovision chord changes always go up one or two keys at the end - thats the rule - thats the effect
B flat minor is a classic "sad" key, often used in the blues etc
i havent listened to the irish tune (i dont like to spoil the fun till the night itself), but im presuming its a standard eurovision track and a painful one at that
instead of it being in ayway helpfed by a euphoric key change at the end as is the eurovisoin way my 'joke' was to finish by dropping down to a sad, minor key.
oh how we laughed
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
Yeah, you're gonna have to put your hand up next time, so I know a joke is imminent
(I might have got it had I known you hadn't heard the tune!)
ska invita
back on the other side
i like my jokes to leave 'em guessingYeah, you're gonna have to put your hand up next time, so I know a joke is imminent
(I might have got it had I known you hadn't heard the tune!)
i bet andrew lloyd weber wouldve appreciated my joke
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Norway 
Subwoolfer
"Give That Wolf A Banana"
Just in case you thought that the Contest was taking itself seriously the year. Here's a slice of "lost Eurovisions", a full on slice of novelty pop that seems to exist purely to challenge the idea that Europe's premier song competition is all about song writing. What would the fox say, wink wink.
Subwoolfer
"Give That Wolf A Banana"
Just in case you thought that the Contest was taking itself seriously the year. Here's a slice of "lost Eurovisions", a full on slice of novelty pop that seems to exist purely to challenge the idea that Europe's premier song competition is all about song writing. What would the fox say, wink wink.
