Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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[GreatGutsby]

 

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[Nylock]

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

 

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[existentialist]

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Someone should have grabbed that pussy and made him go out in the rain.

 

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[Yuwipi Woman]

Someone should have grabbed that pussy and made him go out in the rain.

Remember William Henry Harrison, who caught pneumonia while sitting out in the rain during his inauguration, and died 31 days later.

 

[Idris2002]

Remember William Henry Harrison, who caught pneumonia while sitting out in the rain during his inauguration, and died 31 days later.

He was at least commemorated in song on the Simpsons. We are the mediocre presidents, you won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. . .

 

[CRI]

Remember William Henry Harrison, who caught pneumonia while sitting out in the rain during his inauguration, and died 31 days later.

Every year, we had a big school trip either to Rockhome Gardens (the Amish "amusement park") or to William Henry Harrison's family home, Grouseland. It wasn't very interesting.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Every year, we had a big school trip either to Rockhome Gardens (the Amish "amusement park") or to William Henry Harrison's family home, Grouseland. It wasn't very interesting.

Since we lived in Missouri, we got a trip to the Truman library. It wasn't very interesting either. We did get a lot of Mark Twain though, which is at least entertaining in places.

 

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[CRI]

Since we lived in Missouri, we got a trip to the Truman library. It wasn't very interesting either. We did get a lot of Mark Twain though, which is at least entertaining in places.

Oh, the Mark Twain stuff would have been great, and at least most people know who Truman was! If only we'd lived a couple hours to the West, we could have got Cahokia Mounds and the Giant Catsup bottle at least. We did have an 7th and 8th grade trip to Chicago, which was like going to another planet. Left at stupid o'clock, went 6 hours on a bus, spent about 4 hours in Chicago, then another 6 hours back. Don't know whose idea that was, but I don't think they ever did it again. Cripes, why didn't my ancestors settle somewhere closer to civilisation?

The King Tut exhibition was on at the Field Museum that year, but we were only there for like an hour, so I was mega pissed off not to see it.

 

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Remember William Henry Harrison, who caught pneumonia while sitting out in the rain during his inauguration, and died 31 days later.

Speaking of William Henry Harrison . . . his grandson, Benjamin Harrison became President, too.

This piece talks about how he tried to use "fake news" about an "invasion" to swing the outcome of an election. Good stuff if you're interested in history.

Midterms and Troops: The Bid to Save a Party that Led to the Wounded Knee Massacre

 

[spring-peeper]

‘Build the Wall’ kit among website’s Trump-themed gift ideas

They look like Legos, but these building blocks are a little different.

A conservative website called “Keep and Bear” is offering a MAGA-branded “Build the Wall” starter kit that includes more than 100 pieces – including a President Trump figure wearing a red MAGA hard hat.

Priced at $29.95, the kit includes black platform pieces, a series of gray “brick” pieces for the wall, and the Trump figure.

“The wall must be built,” the text accompanying the product says. “The wall will keep America safe and strong. Only then will we be able to help those in need.”

 

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[Yossarian]

‘Build the Wall’ kit among website’s Trump-themed gift ideas

Just what every kid wants for Christmas - shitty fake Lego in the colour grey, designed to be built into an exciting wall shape.

 

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[Nylock]

What a weapons-grade dipshit.

 

[spring-peeper]

Just what every kid wants for Christmas - shitty fake Lego in the colour grey, designed to be built into an exciting wall shape.

If walls are not your thing, check this out

President Trump is officially among the greats who have had stuffed animals named after them.

Take Teddy Roosevelt and the Teddy Bear for example. Or William Howard Taft and Billy Possum.

Let's now fast forward to 2018 where we have Donald Trump and "Trumpy Bear."

It's basically a teddy bear complete with President Trump's "signature locks," a tie, collar, and shirt cuffs.

There's even a "secret" pouch which stores an American flag-themed blanket.

The commercial says Trumpy Bear is "great for all American holidays."

To weed out all the fakes Trumpy Bear also comes with a certificate of authenticity.

For a cool $39.90 plus $6.95 shipping, Trumpy Bear could be yours.

Trumpy Bear reportedly made his television debut on Fox News on Monday

Ad ends with God bless America and God bless Trump.

 

[existentialist]

If walls are not your thing, check this out





Ad ends with God bless America and God bless Trump.

Does it have very small paws?

 

[petee]

What a weapons-grade dipshit.

yes he is. did you go to his twitter?

 

[Nylock]

yes he is. did you go to his twitter?

It is where I confirmed my inital impression before posting, yes.