Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[existentialist]

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Does it really not occur to Trump that getting snitty with a comedian for laughing at him is almost the textbook definition of "counterproductive"?

Not to mention the possibilities for the comedian to run rings round him in a humorous manner

 

[GreatGutsby]

 

[Don Troooomp]

Siri knows best - Trump is a penis

 

[Archimage]

 

[petee]

A few rogue Wikipedia editors may have caused Siri to show a lewd image when asked about Donald Trump during Thanksgiving.

Apple's digital assistant, which pulls some of its results from Wikipedia among other sources, was showing an image of male genitalia in place of a photograph of Trump when asked "who is Donald Trump" or "how old is Donald Trump."

The apparent glitch was first spotted by The Verge...

haha, "glitch"

Wikipedia vandals lead Siri to show male genitalia when asked on Trump

 

[petee]

the former chairman of the RNC says ...

 

[gosub]

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump Claims He Already Shut Down The Border In Puzzling Exchange With Reporters

President Donald Trump insisted — twice — in an odd exchange with reporters Thursday that he already shut down the border with Mexico and even signed an order to do so.

“Actually two days ago we closed the border,” Trump said at Mar-a-Lago during a meeting with journalists. “We actually just closed it. We said nobody’s coming in because it was out of control.”

Then he walked back what he had just insisted, saying he would shut the border in the future if it’s necessary, “if we find that it gets to a level where we are going to lose control.”

But minutes later he returned to his insistence that he had already closed the border.

“I’ve already shut it down, I’ve already shut it down — for short periods,” he said in response to a question to clarify the shutdown.

“I’ve already shut down parts of the border because it was out of control with the rioting on the other side in Mexico. And I just said, ‘Shut it down.’ You see it. I mean, it took place two days ago.”

When someone asked if he had to sign an order to shut it down, Trump responded: “Yeah, they call me up, and I sign an order.”

Asked if the media could get a copy, Trump responded: “You don’t need it. Don’t worry. It’s not that big a deal. Maybe to some people it is.”

No order on closing the border has been released by the White House.

 

[a_chap]

Why did no "reporter" simply laugh in his face?

The reality-distortion field goes on.

 

[extra dry]

They would lose their press passes and footing on the marble staircases and/or stone floor.

 

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[CRI]

 

[spring-peeper]

Melania Trump's Red Christmas Trees Conjure 'Handmaid's Tale' For Twitter Users

not sure how to show all the mocking, so you will have to click on the link

 

[CRI]

Melania Trump's Red Christmas Trees Conjure 'Handmaid's Tale' For Twitter Users

not sure how to show all the mocking, so you will have to click on the link

Whoa, thought last year's was creepy, but this year's blood red theme? cripes!

Highlights (or lowlights really)

 

[Yossarian]

 

[CRI]

Best so far . . .

 

[CRI]

 

[petee]

The Proud Boys rules also include new restrictions on members’ behavior. Proud Boys are banned from using opioids or crystal meth—although notably not cocaine, a drug McInnes has often extolled. Also now banned: wearing flip flops, fedoras, or cargo shorts to a Proud Boys meet-up.

In the past, “third degree” Proud Boys were prohibited from masturbating more than once a month. But the new rules, under a section in the bylaws dubbed “No Wanks,” extends that prohibition to all Proud Boys.

New Proud Boy Rules: Less Fighting, Less Wanking

 

[Yossarian]

I would bet good money that every one of these 'Proud Boys' used up a decade's allowance of wanks in their first month as a member.

 

[Libertad]

I would bet good money that every one of these 'Proud Boys' used up a decade's allowance of wanks in their first month as a member.

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^^^ Their cultural appropriation of the black/gold Fred Perry fucks me right off. Wankers.

 

[existentialist]

^^^ Their cultural appropriation of the black/gold Fred Perry fucks me right off. Wankers.

There's nothing cultural about those cunts.

 

[CRI]

There's nothing cultural about those cunts.

Or "appropriate" for that matter.

 

[CRI]

 

[CRI]

The Proud Boys accidentally revealed the names of their "anonymous" new leaders

 

[Yossarian]

 

[CRI]

Wall Street Journal accidentally identifies Russian President as 'Vladimir Trump'

 

[spring-peeper]

A giant Trump baby blimp that the president says makes him 'feel unwelcome' has followed him to the G20 summit in Argentina

 

[CRI]

 

[CRI]

 

[krtek a houby]