Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[a_chap]

The "free" hats require $7.95 shipping and 4-6 weeks(!) delivery time. Sounds a pretty crap deal to me.

 

[Idris2002]

Neo-Nazi Group Implodes Over Love Triangle Turned Trailer Brawl

Jerry! Jerry!

 

[Dogsauce]

The "free" hats require $7.95 shipping and 4-6 weeks(!) delivery time. Sounds a pretty crap deal to me.

Might become a valuable collector's item in a couple of months when they abruptly stop making Trump 2020 merchandise.

 

[spring-peeper]

The "free" hats require $7.95 shipping and 4-6 weeks(!) delivery time. Sounds a pretty crap deal to me.

I think they wait until they have enough ordered to make it profitable to manufacture a new batch.

 

[a_chap]

And there's the time it takes for the batch to arrive from the factories in China.

 

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[spring-peeper]

Holocaust denier becomes Republican nominee for IL 3rd District - CNNPolitics

 

[steveo87]

Holocaust denier becomes Republican nominee for IL 3rd District - CNNPolitics

"I've not been a member of a Neo-Nazi organisation since at least 1990."

That makes it all better then...

 

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[spring-peeper]

Ivanka visits a lab. Peoples not happy that she wore a lab coat

 

[petee]

 

[Yossarian]

 

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[ruffneck23]

nicked that

 

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[petee]

wwwDOTnewsdonaldtrumpsDOTcom/actress-jennifer-aniston-me-and-all-the-trump-supporter-celebrities-decide-to-make-a-company-named-celebrities-for-trump-which-fight-against-all-anti-trump-celebrities-i/

wwwDOTnewsdonaldtrumpsDOTcom/mr-shaquille-oneal-says-trump-is-possibly-the-best-president-of-the-president-of-all-times-ever-he-is-not-afraid-to/

otoh...

Debate Claims

"The stories of me stumbling out onto the streets of New York City and devouring the souls of four homeless citizens so that I could retain my fading youth and repair the seams in my human suit are inaccurate."
TRUE
These stories are inaccurate, but not for the reason you might think. Police records indicate that Donald Trump actually consumed twelve souls that evening, not four.

 

[CRI]

Hers was a few years back, but still, forgiven.

 

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[Corax]

TIL I'm not a human

 

[Corax]

wwwDOTnewsdonaldtrumpsDOTcom/actress-jennifer-aniston-me-and-all-the-trump-supporter-celebrities-decide-to-make-a-company-named-celebrities-for-trump-which-fight-against-all-anti-trump-celebrities-i/

FACT CHECK: Is Jennifer Aniston Starting a 'Celebrities for Trump' Group?

that story does not include Aniston’s fabricated “quote,” and no interview, no publication, nor any other proof of her interest in this subject is offered.

To boot, this piece of clickbait appeared to be a mishmash of off-topic information and wholesale reproduction of another site’s work.

Instead of a reported story, the story under the headline opened seemingly in the middle of a recap of a December 2016 Saturday Night Live sketch concerning the president and a 16-year-old supporter, Pete Davidson.

Four paragraphs later, the story turned into a “report” on a rumored collaboration between Aniston and singer Sheryl Crow on a clothing line. But this text was taken, verbatim, from a 26 October 2017 report published on the gossip site GossipCop.com.

 

[Corax]

Edit: But yes, white cosplay socialists, who are barely affected by Trump, and weren't affected by the assassination of Allende or Black Panthers, which happened before most were even born, love this crap.

It's not their fault; the flouridation of their water skews their thinking that way, amirite?

 

[CRI]

It's not their fault; the flouridation of their water skews their thinking that way, amirite?

 

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