Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[spring-peeper]

utter dirtbag

NRA board member Ted Nugent pushes conspiracy theory that school shooting survivors are actors

lI hope the last line of the article is correct.

As recently as February 2016, there were calls for Nugent to resign from the NRA board after he shared a Facebook image claiming prominent Jewish figures were the ones “really behind gun control.”

 

[dylanredefined]

Arm teachers is his latest idea.

 

[krtek a houby]

Arm teachers is his latest idea.

Why stop there? Get the kids tooled up, as well.

 

[spring-peeper]

Donald J. Trump was reportedly “furious” on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides have confirmed.

Rising at 3 a.m. to engage in one of his trademark early-morning tweetstorms, Trump was incensed to discover that his Twitter following had plummeted from more than forty-eight million to a little more than a dozen.

At Twitter headquarters, in San Francisco, a company spokesman confirmed that Trump had indeed lost 48,076,920 followers in the bot purge. “It turned out that over forty-six million of the President’s followers came from a single troll farm in Macedonia,” the spokesman said.

As of Wednesday, Trump’s fourteen remaining Twitter followers included his daughter Ivanka; his sons Eric and Donald, Jr.; several White House aides; and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.
“We’re praying that Heinrich is a real person,” a White House aide said. “The President can’t afford to lose another follower.”

Trump Furious After Twitter’s Bot Purge Leaves Him with Fourteen Followers

 

[Archimage]

Mueller's coming for you, Dotard!

 

[CRI]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Humirax]

 

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[Mordi]

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If only there had been more armed teachers to finish the job.

 

[CRI]

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Absolutely stupid analogy.

Edit: But yes, white cosplay socialists, who are barely affected by Trump, and weren't affected by the assassination of Allende or Black Panthers, which happened before most were even born, love this crap.

 

[YouSir]

Not very convincing is he?

 

[butchersapron]

Absolutely stupid analogy.

Edit: But yes, white cosplay socialists, who are barely affected by Trump, and weren't affected by the assassination of Allende or Black Panthers, which happened before most were even born, love this crap.

wtf are you on about?

 

[Humirax]

 

[existentialist]

And to think I never knew that George Washington's middle name was "Fricking"

 

[Yossarian]

Absolutely stupid analogy.

Edit: But yes, white cosplay socialists, who are barely affected by Trump, and weren't affected by the assassination of Allende or Black Panthers, which happened before most were even born, love this crap.

This is what Ted Rall had to say about his cartoon:

You know it’s a wild crazy world when liberal Democrats find themselves in the position of having to defend the FBI, CIA, and other intelligence agencies that spy on Americans and violate their rights simply because those agencies have bureaucratic disagreements with President Donald Trump. That’s exactly the position that we are in now. So the question is, when are people going to realize that we can break out of this binary crap and just simply say that we don’t like anyone involved?

 

[Yossarian]

 

[NoXion]

Absolutely stupid analogy.

Edit: But yes, white cosplay socialists, who are barely affected by Trump, and weren't affected by the assassination of Allende or Black Panthers, which happened before most were even born, love this crap.

You know that socialists were present at Charlottesville, right?

 

[CRI]

This is what Ted Rall had to say about his cartoon:

So what?

In July 2015, the Los Angeles Times released a "note to readers" stating that Rall had been dropped from the paper because of allegations that he had lied about a police encounter in 2001.[21] The Los Angeles Police Department claimed that Rall misrepresented the encounter in a May 2015 opinion blog post he wrote about enforcement of jaywalking laws in Los Angeles.[22] The LAPD provided an audio tape of the encounter that the Times found to "raise serious questions about the accuracy of Rall's blog post".[21] Rall stood by his version of the incident.[23] Another version of the recording, which Rall posted online after having it restored by sound engineers, included sounds of bystanders talking. One person is heard saying "you need to take off the [unintelligible]" which may have referred to handcuffs.[24][25] The Association of American Editorial Cartoonists issued a statement calling for an independent investigation of the tape.[26][27] On August 19, the Times issued a lengthy statement reaffirming its conclusion that Rall's original blog post "did not meet its standards". In it, they reported they had the tape investigated by two audio and video forensics experts and it still did not support Rall's version of the event.[28] In March 2016, Rall filed suit against the Times for defamation of character and wrongful termination;[29] in June 2017, the judge in the case dismissed claims against four individuals for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress; claims against the former and current Times corporate ownership remain.[30] Rall has appealed the lower-court dismissal to the California Court of Appeals.

 

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[Yossarian]

So what?

What's any of that got to do with Rall's point that being anti-Trump doesn't have to mean being pro-CIA and FBI?

 

[petee]

Wayne LaPierre – National Rifle Association’s Top Toddler Slaughter Advocate and Corpsewank

EARLY LIFE
Wayne Robert LaPierre, Jr., is a reanimated piece of festering shit and executive vice president of the experiment in mass sociopathy called the National Rifle Association. LaPierre was born on November 8, 1949 to a flatulent hippopotamus and its dilated anus.

 

[Idris2002]

You know that socialists were present at Charlottesville, right?

And one socialist didn't get to come home.

 

[JimW]

What's any of that got to do with Rall's point that being anti-Trump doesn't have to mean being pro-CIA and FBI?

That's CRI all over; no arguments, it's what race a person is and so forth. Ultimate identity politics and Trump's best friend.

 

[rekil]

the assassination of Allende

Fake news! Sad!

One plus side to shooting yourself in the head is that the chances of coming across the type of asinine nonsense that's spouted by the likes of cri are reduced to the optimal level of zero.

 

[CRI]

Fake news! Sad!

One plus side to shooting yourself in the head is that the chances of coming across the type of asinine nonsense that's spouted by the likes of cri are reduced to the optimal level of zero.

buh bye then

 

[CRI]

 

[sim667]

Jesus christ, he's like a fascist WWF Wrestler.