Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread
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Donald Trump would have saved the Titanic by kicking the shit out of that iceberg.
The heroic draft-dodger made the announcement shortly after declaring he would run into a school to confront a shooter, regardless of whether or not Trump had a gun at the time.
“Those sailors were cowards, folks,” confirmed President Trump.
“Let me tell you something, if I was on that big boat that night, I’d have leapt straight into the water and got that damn iceberg out of the way, with or without a hairdryer.
“I’d have pounded away on that frozen bastard with my tiny fists until it disintegrated.
“I’d have made sure those poor souls got from England to wherever it is the Titanic was going, which we’ll never know because the ship never made it. Sad.”
A descendant of one of those killed on the Titanic, Simon Williams, said, “I am absolutely in favour of the President jumping into some water while carrying a plugged-in hairdryer.
“Equally, I would encourage him to sprint at a madman with a gun.
“Either of those works for me, although I still retain my doubts that he has ever swam or sprinted anywhere that wasn’t offering either a buffet or some prostitutes in need of a piss.”
Donald Trump would have saved the Titanic by kicking the shit out of that iceberg.
The heroic draft-dodger made the announcement shortly after declaring he would run into a school to confront a shooter, regardless of whether or not Trump had a gun at the time.
“Those sailors were cowards, folks,” confirmed President Trump.
“Let me tell you something, if I was on that big boat that night, I’d have leapt straight into the water and got that damn iceberg out of the way, with or without a hairdryer.
“I’d have pounded away on that frozen bastard with my tiny fists until it disintegrated.
“I’d have made sure those poor souls got from England to wherever it is the Titanic was going, which we’ll never know because the ship never made it. Sad.”
A descendant of one of those killed on the Titanic, Simon Williams, said, “I am absolutely in favour of the President jumping into some water while carrying a plugged-in hairdryer.
“Equally, I would encourage him to sprint at a madman with a gun.
“Either of those works for me, although I still retain my doubts that he has ever swam or sprinted anywhere that wasn’t offering either a buffet or some prostitutes in need of a piss.”
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Israel also had a Trump energy drink that looks like something that would cause cancer in lab mice.
Louis Vuitton should sue for trade dress infringement.
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McDonald's lost money this quarter 
McDonald's lost money this quarter
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No need to dip into your pockets; it appears that Jesus has got this one.
Inspirational from Roy Moore: "Christians can no longer afford to remain silent in these “perilous” times. For we know that in such time men shall be come lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, truce breakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, high-minded, lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God."
Think it's a bit hard on us incontinent folk however...
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George Takei shills Trump cabinet collector plates:
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ooo - free hat!!!
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just pay shipping LOL , you even gotta pay for this bs, turkeys voting for xmas / thanksgiving anyone ?
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