Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Cloo]

Was watching a video today that as a side note made the really good point that Trump hasn't made that big a thing about 'The Trans Issue' because clearly he doesn't fucking understand it at all so he can't actually do the transphobia properly. So he says meaningless things like Tim Walz is 'Heavily into the Transgender World' because I suspect he's one of those people who would yell 'Trans men aren't women and trans women aren't men!' due to simply not getting how it works....

 

[PTK]

Was watching a video today that as a side note made the really good point that Trump hasn't made that big a thing about 'The Trans Issue' because clearly he doesn't fucking understand it at all so he can't actually do the transphobia properly. So he says meaningless things like Tim Walz is 'Heavily into the Transgender World' because I suspect he's one of those people who would yell 'Trans men aren't women and trans women aren't men!' due to simply not getting how it works....

Perhaps someone should say to Trump that Trans people have their own railway in Siberia.

 

[two sheds]

Let it not be said that MAGA types aren't aware of subtle shades of meaning

or, indeed, non-existent ones.

Spoiler: Mother family arrived in America arriving on the Griffin with Thomas Hooker in 1633, Her father's Irish ancestors emigrated during the famine.

https://i.redd.it/zsbhc2u87pkd1.jpeg

 

[teqniq]

Good morning:

 

[Cloo]

Perhaps someone should say to Trump that Trans people have their own railway in Siberia.

And their own lorries shipping things long distance.

'Have you seen the trans trucks? Have you seen 'em? Our roads are full of trucks, "Trans" they say on side. They say "Trans". All over America. We can end that. We'll stop the trans trucks'

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

From April -

 

[krtek a houby]

From April -

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Who'd have thought he'd ever contradict himself

 

[PTK]

And their own lorries shipping things long distance.

'Have you seen the trans trucks? Have you seen 'em? Our roads are full of trucks, "Trans" they say on side. They say "Trans". All over America. We can end that. We'll stop the trans trucks'

“Why do trans people have to come to the USA? Why can't they stay in Transylvania?

And why have they got their own semiconductors and radios? Why can’t they use electronic valves like everyone else? Would you believe it? They even have transistors in military aircraft. Even the US Air Force has gone Woke!

And why have they got their own formers on the electricity grid? Does America really need transformers? We got along fine without them before the electricity supply companies went Woke. Some years ago, I remember children – children – being told about the transit of Venus. What’s wrong with an “it” of Venus? Why do they have to bring these issues into astronomy?

And even the Roman Catholic Church is in on the act. Why do they have to provide transubstantiation? What’s wrong with consubstantiation? The Episcopalians are fine with it, so why should the Church of Rome not be as well?

If elected, I will ban Federal funding for transubstantiation, transits of Venus, transformers, and transistors."

 

[Monte]

They even have their own port!

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Agrippa57]

Trump is a cunt. Everything anyone needs to know about him in 4 easy words.

 

[pogofish]

Stick him in a bunker in one of his golf courses along with his ex.

That, believe it or not was more or less his plan.

Some years back he produced plans for a Trump family mausoleum/burial ground at Bedminster, with an exclusive/expensive commercial cemetery attached, of course.

The original article has got lost in all the results for Ivana's burial but the plan is referenced in this more recent article:

US public radio station NPR reported in 2012 under the online headline “Fairway to Heaven” that Trump planned to build himself a mausoleum on the property, prompting some local objections. That proposal was later expanded to a cemetery that could contain upwards of a 1,000 graves.

That plan was later dropped and replaced with a design for a “10-plot private family cemetery” in the same spot, and refined again into a proposal for a commercial 284-plot cemetery, the station reported.

Trump’s notions to partially designate the golf course as a cemetery date to at least 2014. Plans then filed with local and state authorities listed a proposal for a pair of graveyards – one for the family, another with 284 plots for sale. The Washington Post noted that buyers, presumably avid golfers, “could pay for a kind of eternal membership” to the club.

Trump already has a plot at All Faiths Cemetery in Jamaica, Queens, close to his mother and father, but plans for his Bedminster mausoleum were suitably grandiose: 19 feet high, in stone, with obelisks, and planted smack in the middle of the course.

Trump has kept silent about his plans for how the “Eternal Donald” will be commemorated in the earthly realm. In 2007, then aged 60, he told the New York Post that the golden course mausoleum was a rational choice.

“It’s never something you like to think about, but it makes sense,” he told the paper’s Page Six column. “This is such beautiful land, and Bedminster is one of the richest places in the country.”

Will Ivana help Donald Trump with tax breaks from beyond the grave?

First wife’s resting-place in Trump’s New Jersey golf course might benefit ex-husband’s long-held tax planning purposes

www.theguardian.com

 

[BigMoaner]

If he sacks a large proportion of the IT people who ensure the smooth running of things, fuck around, find out.

It’s interesting because although your average Silicon Valley tech bro/gal is many things, I’d think that not many are magas. Be interesting to see the political make up of the twitter staff these days.

 

[petee]

Let it not be said that MAGA types aren't aware of subtle shades of meaning
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or, indeed, non-existent ones.

Spoiler: Mother family arrived in America arriving on the Griffin with Thomas Hooker in 1633, Her father's Irish ancestors emigrated during the famine.

https://i.redd.it/zsbhc2u87pkd1.jpeg

this is a rightwing trope going back decades, euro-americans are not in the same category as the subsequent arrivals because they conquered, and that nakes it okay in historical perspective.

i use "euro-americans" deliberately as i read an article in the 90s arguing that one should not use that term, as it equates the generation of the pilgrims and such with later hyphenated-Americans.

 

[two sheds]

now this nasal plaster reminds me of someone

Spoiler: first_pic_of_mussolini_after_an_assassination/

 

[a_chap]

 

[two sheds]

Did Trump's Mom Once Call Him an 'Idiot'?

Just because a quote is displayed in a meme doesn't necessarily mean it's accurate.

www.snopes.com

 

[two sheds]

mind you it doesn't say false just says unfounded I think we can conclude that she may well have said it

 

[cupid_stunt]

Did Trump's Mom Once Call Him an 'Idiot'?

Just because a quote is displayed in a meme doesn't necessarily mean it's accurate.

www.snopes.com

As I expected, but I would've rather not known.

I bet you go round telling young kids that Santa isn't real, too.

 

[two sheds]

well somebody certainly said it

 

[WouldBe]

mind you it doesn't say false just says unfounded I think we can conclude that she may well have said it

But is unfounded an improvement on false.

If it is a bit more digging may prove it to be true.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Let it not be said that MAGA types aren't aware of subtle shades of meaning
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or, indeed, non-existent ones.

Spoiler: Mother family arrived in America arriving on the Griffin with Thomas Hooker in 1633, Her father's Irish ancestors emigrated during the famine.

https://i.redd.it/zsbhc2u87pkd1.jpeg

She should say what she means. She means "invaders" not "settlers."

 

[Ax^]

 

[hipipol]

 

[petee]

 

[petee]

 

[cupid_stunt]

He's hinting at pulling out from the TV debate, so...

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I understand why people don't realise Gary Peterson is satire...

 

[Jeff Robinson]